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“But he wasn’t calling a gay man a f*ggot!”
a gay scientist
📍 philly
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Feeling sun-kissed (bloomf made me post this)
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LOL I FORGOT SHE HAS TO PAY $360,000 FOR BEING A HOMOPHOBIC BITCH
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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🚦 THIS IS A CHECKPOINT 🚦

Take a huge breath & hold it in for 7 seconds while you think something nice about yourself then exhale slowly bye
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
And the cycle continues because now we are going out to get a drink later tonight 🤡
Unmatched from him on tinder so I can’t see his pics anymore 💕 realizing that this was a classic anxious-avoidant cycle, ladies!
He texts me back

“I thought I had replied when you texted me but I think I was driving at the time.”

What does that even mean????
November 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
How do u ever trust that a man tells you the truth…..
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November 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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cone of shame vs cone of delight
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 AM
To receive a ‘why happened?’ text at the ripe old age of 30….simply incredible
Spent most of tonight fending off drunken advances from a friend, who I used to make out with when our group would go out, who now has a boyfriend! I don’t wanna be the other woman
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November 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
And this drunk ass guy came up to us and said ‘I can tell you guys are in love and have hooked up’ like diva pls don’t encourage him
Spent most of tonight fending off drunken advances from a friend, who I used to make out with when our group would go out, who now has a boyfriend! I don’t wanna be the other woman
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November 7, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Spent most of tonight fending off drunken advances from a friend, who I used to make out with when our group would go out, who now has a boyfriend! I don’t wanna be the other woman
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November 7, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Drunk asf gay at the bar tells ME im awkward, I look like a college professor and give doctorate vibes

He’s 2/3 right but I’ll let y’all guess which are right 👀
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Ok in the feeling v hurt and sad phase who will cheer me up
Unmatched from him on tinder so I can’t see his pics anymore 💕 realizing that this was a classic anxious-avoidant cycle, ladies!
He texts me back

“I thought I had replied when you texted me but I think I was driving at the time.”

What does that even mean????
November 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I did not get the job who is going to light a match while douse myself in gasoline
After my hour-long presentation the hiring manager looked me in the eye, gave me a big smile, and said “you did a really great job” and touched my arm 🥴 yall am I gonna get this or what please pray… I will get us snacks
Now have to sit and wait for 2.5 hrs before my interview starts :)
November 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Don’t get me wrong I love men but NOTHING beats getting into bed and your cats beeline to come lay down on you and rest their little heads on your arm and chest 😭😭😭
November 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
WISH I LEFT YOU RIGHT WHERE I FOUND YOU WISH I STILL KNEW NOTHING ABOUT YOU!!!!
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November 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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The full moon has brought to a close me having interviewed for a job for two months and dating this guy for the same two months, and now that both are over I guess I can feel more peace moving forward ?????
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The fact that almost 5000 people voted for Eric Adams…..
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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need a man that can
November 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Unmatched from him on tinder so I can’t see his pics anymore 💕 realizing that this was a classic anxious-avoidant cycle, ladies!
He texts me back

“I thought I had replied when you texted me but I think I was driving at the time.”

What does that even mean????
Def doesn’t have anything to do with the ‘so what are our intentions here’ talk we had not long ago, on a night that ended really well 🥰
November 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
One of my students is wearing an ‘all that’ old school Nickelodeon t shirt and she doesn’t even know what the show is I’m officially gonna jump off a bridge
November 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Happy 40th Anniversary to Sade’s second studio album ‘Promise’ originally released in the UK November 4, 1985 | Listen to the album + read our tribute here: album.ink/Sade-Promise
November 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Voted in PA today pls clap
November 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Dick Cheney flicked my vagina
November 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Guy on grindr says
“Looks like you have a nice body”

I immediately clam up bc insecure :3 🥰
November 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM