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Brendan
@brendanpitcher.bsky.social
27 he/him perpetual college student
riddled with ADHD
destiny 2 apologist & yakuza fanatic
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i am the only loyalist putting my queen recluse in the majula firekeeper fit
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
fromsoft put out some stats from nightreign and pot troll being #5 is so goddamn funny. #1 and #2 are expected bc they're bosses people find relatively approachable. #3 is...rough LMAO
December 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
lmfao
December 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
sigh
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
ok so they literally did put traps behind the door btw
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
mfw doubling rate of progressing in my power grind makes it short again

idk man i saw this coming a mile away. almost like we gotta re-inspect what the real problem is and it’s perhaps loot acquisition
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
i can't ever look at this monitor the same ever again bc i spent hours troubleshooting resolution issues w/rowan to stop her from just Giving It Away after the slightest inconvenience
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Halo was mentioned in the replies but it's SO funny because the premise of what occurs between Halo 3 and 4 is kickstarted by a villain you *never* see in 4 and is unceremoniously killed off IMMEDIATELY in 5, with no explanation as to who he really was so non-reader reactions were essentially:
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
i've had this open in a tab all week, waiting to find a place to use it and perhaps that tells the joke for me
November 21, 2025 at 12:36 PM
goodnight for now. probably will have it done tomorrow.
November 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
dude.
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
i know they were using genAI to make emblems in call of duty lately but to so brazenly do this is so grim and equally hilarious. hope they burn. hearing that the campaign is perhaps the worst of the entire franchise is sending me
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
i don't think they banned that guy for the reasons people are claiming they did lmfao

this app can be hilarious, actually.
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
we are so fucking back
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 AM
yeah i mean it was inevitable that Valve was going to put out an affordable gaming machine after harvesting years and years of people’s specs and reacting like this to the lower end of the data:
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Sorry, Monkey from Metal Gear Solid 3
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
nightreign dlc coming dec 4th!!!!!!! i love this fucking game!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
does typing your own answers count as dialogue options? bc therefore this is the best game of all time with 'em
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
replaying dark souls 2 for the nth time and and wondering if this was intentional
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
November 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
what a pathetic dweeb
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
crying
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM