Brendan
@brendanpitcher.bsky.social
27 he/him perpetual college student
riddled with ADHD
destiny 2 apologist & yakuza fanatic
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riddled with ADHD
destiny 2 apologist & yakuza fanatic
🇹🇹
fromsoft put out some stats from nightreign and pot troll being #5 is so goddamn funny. #1 and #2 are expected bc they're bosses people find relatively approachable. #3 is...rough LMAO
December 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
fromsoft put out some stats from nightreign and pot troll being #5 is so goddamn funny. #1 and #2 are expected bc they're bosses people find relatively approachable. #3 is...rough LMAO
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You have hibernation sickness 🥶
if we're doing destiny but star wars and freezing drifter in carbonite (stasis) then I'm allowed to imagine soggy trembling drifter getting rescued by eris #Destiny2 #Destiny2Art #drifteris
if we're doing destiny but star wars and freezing drifter in carbonite (stasis) then I'm allowed to imagine soggy trembling drifter getting rescued by eris #Destiny2 #Destiny2Art #drifteris
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
You have hibernation sickness 🥶
if we're doing destiny but star wars and freezing drifter in carbonite (stasis) then I'm allowed to imagine soggy trembling drifter getting rescued by eris #Destiny2 #Destiny2Art #drifteris
if we're doing destiny but star wars and freezing drifter in carbonite (stasis) then I'm allowed to imagine soggy trembling drifter getting rescued by eris #Destiny2 #Destiny2Art #drifteris
because it's the free week, we found out there's a battlefield mode where you just rush the enemy team's zone and blow up boxes for points. i haven't laughed this hard in a while going "THUNK...THUNK....THUNK" desperately trying to hide behind enemy lines with a hammer
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
because it's the free week, we found out there's a battlefield mode where you just rush the enemy team's zone and blow up boxes for points. i haven't laughed this hard in a while going "THUNK...THUNK....THUNK" desperately trying to hide behind enemy lines with a hammer
every time i think i want mcdonalds, i gotta remind myself that i really want the fries and move on
November 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
every time i think i want mcdonalds, i gotta remind myself that i really want the fries and move on
It’s also just breeding resentment from players online who are going to play and are having the wind taken out of their sails. Bafflingly stupid decision.
Finding out that Bungie let people walk out of their capture event with footage of DUNGEON WEAPONS as well as...whole perk pools? Dude is there no faith in anticipation anymore? The whole fucking allure of the game is that you are discovering what's happening in realtime along everyone else?
November 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It’s also just breeding resentment from players online who are going to play and are having the wind taken out of their sails. Bafflingly stupid decision.
ship wars are so funny because i get to cackle at an account called "CloudxAerith" get mad upon asking what is the significance of putting tifa and cloud in 2b's and 9s' outfits for a nier crossover in the ff7 mobile game
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 AM
ship wars are so funny because i get to cackle at an account called "CloudxAerith" get mad upon asking what is the significance of putting tifa and cloud in 2b's and 9s' outfits for a nier crossover in the ff7 mobile game
Finding out that Bungie let people walk out of their capture event with footage of DUNGEON WEAPONS as well as...whole perk pools? Dude is there no faith in anticipation anymore? The whole fucking allure of the game is that you are discovering what's happening in realtime along everyone else?
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Finding out that Bungie let people walk out of their capture event with footage of DUNGEON WEAPONS as well as...whole perk pools? Dude is there no faith in anticipation anymore? The whole fucking allure of the game is that you are discovering what's happening in realtime along everyone else?
replaying ff7 rebirth on ng+ hard mode and being able to ignore the side stuff really changes the pacing of the whole thing once you see that main story combat required to enter and leave the golden saucer is 3 boss fights and 1 car section.
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 AM
replaying ff7 rebirth on ng+ hard mode and being able to ignore the side stuff really changes the pacing of the whole thing once you see that main story combat required to enter and leave the golden saucer is 3 boss fights and 1 car section.
that's why they got the 🏳️🌈 flag in their bios, they're dual citizens
bf forgot the term for bisexual so he called me a dual sexual woman instead 😭😭
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
that's why they got the 🏳️🌈 flag in their bios, they're dual citizens
"Destiny 3" being a leaked development scares me because I still have no reason to believe it wouldn't be fumbled the exact same way Destiny 2 was fumbled. Not enough people remember how uninteresting the Red War was nor the insane sandbox choices that were made to simplify things.
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
"Destiny 3" being a leaked development scares me because I still have no reason to believe it wouldn't be fumbled the exact same way Destiny 2 was fumbled. Not enough people remember how uninteresting the Red War was nor the insane sandbox choices that were made to simplify things.
imagine the destiny roadmap reintroduces sunsetting. that would be so awesome and i'm not kidding.
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
imagine the destiny roadmap reintroduces sunsetting. that would be so awesome and i'm not kidding.
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ok so they literally did put traps behind the door btw
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
ok so they literally did put traps behind the door btw
i can’t shred chicken bro i eat a cup of it before im done
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
i can’t shred chicken bro i eat a cup of it before im done
ok so they literally did put traps behind the door btw
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
ok so they literally did put traps behind the door btw
mfw doubling rate of progressing in my power grind makes it short again
idk man i saw this coming a mile away. almost like we gotta re-inspect what the real problem is and it’s perhaps loot acquisition
idk man i saw this coming a mile away. almost like we gotta re-inspect what the real problem is and it’s perhaps loot acquisition
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
mfw doubling rate of progressing in my power grind makes it short again
idk man i saw this coming a mile away. almost like we gotta re-inspect what the real problem is and it’s perhaps loot acquisition
idk man i saw this coming a mile away. almost like we gotta re-inspect what the real problem is and it’s perhaps loot acquisition
truly can't understand why bungie flies out content creators anymore like who is saying all these flight tickets are justified purchases. no faith in letting people open the game up on launch day and slowly rock with the expansion features to drum up more momentum
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
truly can't understand why bungie flies out content creators anymore like who is saying all these flight tickets are justified purchases. no faith in letting people open the game up on launch day and slowly rock with the expansion features to drum up more momentum
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bungie make the best looking, best playing console shooters on the market and none of the competition has really come close in over 2 decades. yet every decision management has ever made has been as if they were time travellers sent back from the future to somehow force them into failure
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
bungie make the best looking, best playing console shooters on the market and none of the competition has really come close in over 2 decades. yet every decision management has ever made has been as if they were time travellers sent back from the future to somehow force them into failure
i wish bungie could solve their leaks problem
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
i wish bungie could solve their leaks problem
years later, pillars of the destiny community will still mishear "kinetic" as "primary" and declare that the lightsaber in renegades has infinite ammo
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
years later, pillars of the destiny community will still mishear "kinetic" as "primary" and declare that the lightsaber in renegades has infinite ammo
pretty solid recap of what's to come below with my own added respect to Bungie being self-aware that they needed to do their utmost that any Star Wars material was given a baseline "worst-case outcome" design before injecting Destiny into it for greater authenticity
Bungie just pulled the curtain back on its Star Wars-inspired Renegades DLC for Destiny 2. All signs point to a surprisingly nuanced blending of Star Wars aesthetic considerations and core Destiny gameplay. Check out the in-depth details. gameinformer.com/2025/11/25/b...
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
pretty solid recap of what's to come below with my own added respect to Bungie being self-aware that they needed to do their utmost that any Star Wars material was given a baseline "worst-case outcome" design before injecting Destiny into it for greater authenticity
i can't ever look at this monitor the same ever again bc i spent hours troubleshooting resolution issues w/rowan to stop her from just Giving It Away after the slightest inconvenience
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
i can't ever look at this monitor the same ever again bc i spent hours troubleshooting resolution issues w/rowan to stop her from just Giving It Away after the slightest inconvenience
i keep that mf ontological weapon on me
there is almost no feedback I will reflexively ignore as a game developer but “you shouldn’t name something X because people don’t know that word” is one of them. oh no! You might learn a new word! God forbid you take away a piece of knowledge from a game that’s not a brand of gun or some shit lol
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 AM
i keep that mf ontological weapon on me