Bram
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Music player/marketer/listener. Puns. @oddnewsnetwork contributor
"Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see some say that's statutory but I say it's mandatory"
I can't believe they'd let Bad Bunny headline the Super Bowl with disgusting lyrics like that. Oh wait, no, that's Kid Rock, who’s headlining Turning Point’s halftime show.
I can't believe they'd let Bad Bunny headline the Super Bowl with disgusting lyrics like that. Oh wait, no, that's Kid Rock, who’s headlining Turning Point’s halftime show.
February 3, 2026 at 1:48 AM
"Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see some say that's statutory but I say it's mandatory"
I can't believe they'd let Bad Bunny headline the Super Bowl with disgusting lyrics like that. Oh wait, no, that's Kid Rock, who’s headlining Turning Point’s halftime show.
I can't believe they'd let Bad Bunny headline the Super Bowl with disgusting lyrics like that. Oh wait, no, that's Kid Rock, who’s headlining Turning Point’s halftime show.
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The guy had a heart of gold, which he’d also stolen.
#Arrest #bugsbunny #capecod #cocaine #dealer #thefts #OddNews
#Arrest #bugsbunny #capecod #cocaine #dealer #thefts #OddNews
Would-Be Car Thief Calls Cops After Finding Drugs in Car
The guy had a heart of gold, which he’d also stolen.
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January 21, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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I bet if someone called you a "pedophile protector" and you weren't a pedophile protector, you'd just be confused, maybe laugh, or perhaps not have any reaction at all. But if you were definitely a pedophile protector, you'd probably get really mad about it and start swearing and stuff, I bet.
January 14, 2026 at 11:51 AM
I bet if someone called you a "pedophile protector" and you weren't a pedophile protector, you'd just be confused, maybe laugh, or perhaps not have any reaction at all. But if you were definitely a pedophile protector, you'd probably get really mad about it and start swearing and stuff, I bet.
I picked the wrong/right time to resume watching season two of Andor.
January 14, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I picked the wrong/right time to resume watching season two of Andor.
Bumper sticker idea: This Machine Kills Ice Agents (I should state that it would be an intimidation tactic. Intimidation shouldn’t be punishable by death, get it?)
January 11, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Bumper sticker idea: This Machine Kills Ice Agents (I should state that it would be an intimidation tactic. Intimidation shouldn’t be punishable by death, get it?)
Of all the years, 2025 sure was one of them. The worst? Perhaps not, but definitely not the best.
December 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Of all the years, 2025 sure was one of them. The worst? Perhaps not, but definitely not the best.
The Naked Gun is a Christmas movie: youtu.be/tXdNLEan2AA?...
Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now (Full Scene) From "The Naked Gun" 2025 (Paramount Pictures) 4K
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December 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The Naked Gun is a Christmas movie: youtu.be/tXdNLEan2AA?...
I’m so goddamn tired of winning
December 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I’m so goddamn tired of winning
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Because what's spookier than a used refrigerator once used by the Elvis of evil?
#craigslist #danzig #glenndanzig #lodi #losangeles #losfeliz #misfits #punk #Refrigerator #vice #OddNews
#craigslist #danzig #glenndanzig #lodi #losangeles #losfeliz #misfits #punk #Refrigerator #vice #OddNews
How the Gods Chill: Glenn Danzig’s Old Fridge Was up for Grabs
Because what’s spookier than a used refrigerator once used by the Elvis of evil?
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December 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Because what's spookier than a used refrigerator once used by the Elvis of evil?
#craigslist #danzig #glenndanzig #lodi #losangeles #losfeliz #misfits #punk #Refrigerator #vice #OddNews
#craigslist #danzig #glenndanzig #lodi #losangeles #losfeliz #misfits #punk #Refrigerator #vice #OddNews
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Limited-edition Grand Slam-inspired Denny's sneakers are out for National Maple Syrup Day, but at $195, it's not that sweet of a deal.
#dennys #fastfood #food #maplesyrup #nationalmaplesyrupday #restaurant #syrup #OddNews
#dennys #fastfood #food #maplesyrup #nationalmaplesyrupday #restaurant #syrup #OddNews
Sticky Season: Denny’s Launching Syrup-Filled Sneakers
Limited-edition Grand Slam-inspired Denny’s sneakers are out for National Maple Syrup Day, but at $195, it’s not that sweet of a deal.
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December 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Limited-edition Grand Slam-inspired Denny's sneakers are out for National Maple Syrup Day, but at $195, it's not that sweet of a deal.
#dennys #fastfood #food #maplesyrup #nationalmaplesyrupday #restaurant #syrup #OddNews
#dennys #fastfood #food #maplesyrup #nationalmaplesyrupday #restaurant #syrup #OddNews
My favorite Halloween song is “zombie” by the Cranberries and my favorite Christmas song is “hallelujah” by the Shrek soundtrack.
December 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
My favorite Halloween song is “zombie” by the Cranberries and my favorite Christmas song is “hallelujah” by the Shrek soundtrack.
My Spotify Wrapped:
1. (Why you giving money to) Ice Ice Baby)
2. I Fought The Law (but they ran ads for it)
3. For The Love Of Money (why do they pay artists so much less than other streaming services)
4. Mr. Roboto (they also monetize AI slop)
1. (Why you giving money to) Ice Ice Baby)
2. I Fought The Law (but they ran ads for it)
3. For The Love Of Money (why do they pay artists so much less than other streaming services)
4. Mr. Roboto (they also monetize AI slop)
December 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My Spotify Wrapped:
1. (Why you giving money to) Ice Ice Baby)
2. I Fought The Law (but they ran ads for it)
3. For The Love Of Money (why do they pay artists so much less than other streaming services)
4. Mr. Roboto (they also monetize AI slop)
1. (Why you giving money to) Ice Ice Baby)
2. I Fought The Law (but they ran ads for it)
3. For The Love Of Money (why do they pay artists so much less than other streaming services)
4. Mr. Roboto (they also monetize AI slop)
A House Of Weapons is like an adult Run Lola Run. Or a slightly scarier Weapons. Would recommend.
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
A House Of Weapons is like an adult Run Lola Run. Or a slightly scarier Weapons. Would recommend.
“We should make all Cracker Barrels detention centers”
— the GOP, probably
— the GOP, probably
August 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
“We should make all Cracker Barrels detention centers”
— the GOP, probably
— the GOP, probably
My favorite KISS song is “Epstein Sixteen”
August 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
My favorite KISS song is “Epstein Sixteen”
From now on I’m pronouncing Bluesky like “brewski.”
June 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
From now on I’m pronouncing Bluesky like “brewski.”
While the film isn’t out yet, I’m already looking forward to the F1 sequel: F150
June 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
While the film isn’t out yet, I’m already looking forward to the F1 sequel: F150
Zohran Mamdani sounds like a David Lee Roth ad-lib
June 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Zohran Mamdani sounds like a David Lee Roth ad-lib
MAKO - Musk Always Ketamines Out
May 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
MAKO - Musk Always Ketamines Out
86 47 ain’t nothing but a number
May 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
86 47 ain’t nothing but a number
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So over for you hoes
May 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
So over for you hoes
Lady Gaga should cover a Spoon album. I’d listen to Gaga’s Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga.
April 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Lady Gaga should cover a Spoon album. I’d listen to Gaga’s Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga.
Not saying I’d vandalize a Tesla or swat a MAGAT, but it truly couldn’t be happening to more deserving people
March 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Not saying I’d vandalize a Tesla or swat a MAGAT, but it truly couldn’t be happening to more deserving people
The White Lotus is Euphoria for people with lower back problems.
March 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The White Lotus is Euphoria for people with lower back problems.