Erin Swartz (she/her)
@bouzannesnaques.bsky.social
Science Educator
LGBTQIA+
Dog Mom
Hooman Mom
I like silly stuff
I also answer to Mrs. Wartz
Typos are my love nots
Doyenne of Awkwardness
Sarcasm and snacks are my love languages
LGBTQIA+
Dog Mom
Hooman Mom
I like silly stuff
I also answer to Mrs. Wartz
Typos are my love nots
Doyenne of Awkwardness
Sarcasm and snacks are my love languages
Is there anything more divine than eating your body weight equivalent in Mexican food?
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Is there anything more divine than eating your body weight equivalent in Mexican food?
My Frankenstein-inspired dinner: leftover rice, soy sauce scrambled eggs, spinach sautéed in chili and toasted sesame oil, avocado, snipped green onion, and sweet chili sauce🍛
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
My Frankenstein-inspired dinner: leftover rice, soy sauce scrambled eggs, spinach sautéed in chili and toasted sesame oil, avocado, snipped green onion, and sweet chili sauce🍛
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Never let anyone tell you empathy is a weakness or a problem.
November 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Never let anyone tell you empathy is a weakness or a problem.
Good morning!
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Good morning!
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Everybody needs three types of friends: one actual adult friend to give you good advice when you need it, one introvert friend who always just wants to watch movies in their pajamas, and then also a tight-knit gang of cantankerous yet clumsy raccoons for capers and hijinks
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Everybody needs three types of friends: one actual adult friend to give you good advice when you need it, one introvert friend who always just wants to watch movies in their pajamas, and then also a tight-knit gang of cantankerous yet clumsy raccoons for capers and hijinks
In the span of one week, we will have had Halloween, a full moon, and a time change. Everybody is out of their minds right now!
November 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
In the span of one week, we will have had Halloween, a full moon, and a time change. Everybody is out of their minds right now!
Mother, I am dying from hunger, for it is past my dinnertime.
November 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Mother, I am dying from hunger, for it is past my dinnertime.
So, I woke up to find half of a dead bird left on my lawn and got a bunch of blood drawn at the hospital lab on Halloween.
November 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
So, I woke up to find half of a dead bird left on my lawn and got a bunch of blood drawn at the hospital lab on Halloween.
Indian Summer! Chilly mornings and toasty warm afternoons! Enjoying the sun today😎
October 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Indian Summer! Chilly mornings and toasty warm afternoons! Enjoying the sun today😎
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October 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I love listening to the owl who lives in the redwood tree next door say, "who who who-who" as I'm getting ready for bed. It's like a little lullaby playing in the background as I set off on a dreamy adventure.
October 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I love listening to the owl who lives in the redwood tree next door say, "who who who-who" as I'm getting ready for bed. It's like a little lullaby playing in the background as I set off on a dreamy adventure.
Meowloween card-making day👻
October 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Meowloween card-making day👻
Out to see lots of Dia del los Muertos art today❤️
October 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Out to see lots of Dia del los Muertos art today❤️
A little friend in my meditation garden❤️
October 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
A little friend in my meditation garden❤️
This is the most Eureka, CA story ever and I love it❤️: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Wild bear pays surprise visit to bear enclosure at California zoo: ‘He was very polite’
Sequoia park zoo said staff were doing an inspection when they saw a wild black bear looking in at three captive bears
www.theguardian.com
October 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
This is the most Eureka, CA story ever and I love it❤️: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Anybody else's four-legged baby turn into a hyperactive gremlin right at bedtime?
October 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Anybody else's four-legged baby turn into a hyperactive gremlin right at bedtime?
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The secret to life? Easy. Don't be afraid to be sincere. Don't take yourself too seriously. Extend grace & kindness to kids who don't know the rules/how to be in society yet. Lift up your friends & loved ones every chance you get. Remember your best won't be 100% every day. That's basically it.
October 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The secret to life? Easy. Don't be afraid to be sincere. Don't take yourself too seriously. Extend grace & kindness to kids who don't know the rules/how to be in society yet. Lift up your friends & loved ones every chance you get. Remember your best won't be 100% every day. That's basically it.
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Ready to roll!
October 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Ready to roll!
It's focaccia pizza bread night❤️
October 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
It's focaccia pizza bread night❤️
Dis bish just blocked off the next 3 Fridays from going into work💅
October 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Dis bish just blocked off the next 3 Fridays from going into work💅
Purse stress test: Can it carry a bottle of wine and snacks?
October 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Purse stress test: Can it carry a bottle of wine and snacks?
I love the lingering scent of fermenting grapes that hangs in the air during crush season🍷
October 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I love the lingering scent of fermenting grapes that hangs in the air during crush season🍷
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Watch out, Monday! I'm coming to kick your ass💪
October 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Watch out, Monday! I'm coming to kick your ass💪