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Erin Swartz (she/her)
@bouzannesnaques.bsky.social
2.2K followers 4.1K following 650 posts
Science Educator
LGBTQIA+
Dog Mom
Hooman Mom
I like silly stuff
I also answer to Mrs. Wartz
Typos are my love nots
Doyenne of Awkwardness
Sarcasm and snacks are my love languages
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My Frankenstein-inspired dinner: leftover rice, soy sauce scrambled eggs, spinach sautéed in chili and toasted sesame oil, avocado, snipped green onion, and sweet chili sauce🍛
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Good morning!
Pictured is a skeleton wearing a sequined top hat peeking out from behind a woman with frizzy brown hair and black framed eyeglasses.
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Mother, I am dying from hunger, for it is past my dinnertime.
November 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Indian Summer! Chilly mornings and toasty warm afternoons! Enjoying the sun today😎
A brunette woman with medium-length hair is pictured in front of a vine-covered fence. She is wearing a white spaghetti strap tank top.
October 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Meowloween card-making day👻
Pictured is the front of a handmade card. There is a black and white woodblock print of a vampire cat wearing a cape. The background is black with orange, green, and purple polka dots. Above the vampire cat is a gold foil crescent moon and a puffy cloud made from tea-dyed sheet music. The inside of the card has a black background with white swirls and stars. There is a small scalloped punch-out made from a sheet of dyed notebook paper. Below that, there is a heart punched out on paper with orange, yellow, purple, and black circles. Across the heart are cut out letters spelling the word, "boo." At the bottom of the page is a yellow scallop punch out with a white squiggle, held in place by a strip of turquoise, pink, black, and red splotchy washi tape.
October 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Out to see lots of Dia del los Muertos art today❤️
Pictured is a large-scale sugar skull and torso, covered in large orange, gold, pink, and blue paper flowers and colorful painted decorative details. Behind the skeleton, are more bursts of color in the paper flowers, a woven Mexican blanket, and prayer flags.
October 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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A little friend in my meditation garden❤️
A tiny lizard is lying on the leg of a statue. The statue is a dark brown and nude female, seated in a sunrise yoga pose. The statue is propped up by chunky white quartz rocks and surrounded by red colored wood chips.
October 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Anybody else's four-legged baby turn into a hyperactive gremlin right at bedtime?
Pictured is part of a human leg in navy blue leggings. Squished up against the human leg is the head, paw, and upper torso of a small, wire-haired mutt wearing a toothy grin.
October 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Even the tiny ones showed up!
October 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Ready to roll!
Pictured is a "No Kings" sign. It has a blue and green border and a white background. Jumping frog stickers frame blue glitter "NO" and "KINGS." The "NO" letters are blue sparkle and the "KINGS" letters are red sparkle paper. In the center of the sign is a crown with gold gems and a large red glitter "X" covering it.
October 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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It's focaccia pizza bread night❤️
A glass Pyrex pan is filled with fresh-baked, pillowy focaccia bread. The topping is a spread made from roasted cherry tomatoes and garlic, blended with pickled piquillo peppers. Crispy salame bits are melted into the mozzarella and gruyere.
October 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Purse stress test: Can it carry a bottle of wine and snacks?
Pictured is a dark caramel colored leather purse, opened into a football shape. Nestled into the cheetah print lining is a bottle of chardonnay.
October 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Watch out, Monday! I'm coming to kick your ass💪
Pictured is a woman with brown hair in a messy up-do! She is wearing black-framed eyeglasses and a white collared shirt to go with a smirky smile.
October 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Porn carrots at the grocery store. Were once growers, are now showers.
Pictured are oversized carrots with a forearm for scale. The forearm is wearing a gray sweatshirt. The carrots are topless.
October 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Same
October 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Hibernation Mode: Activated
Pictured is half of a person's head emerging from a blanket. She is wearing cream colored glasses and has her hair wound up into a top-knot. She is sitting on a beige chair, in front of a beige door.
October 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Breakfast is almost ready!
Pictured is a pour-over coffee strainer on top of a black mug. In front, is a large bottle of Kirkland brand naproxen sodium.
September 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Life advice, for free tonight!
Pictured is an adult wearing a black, gauzy Moth Man costume. The eyes are red and bulging. Text on the photo reads, "Any panties are edible panties when you're Moth Man."
September 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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I'm no trend setter, but I have to admit that these two new accessories are pretty sweet!
Pictured is a person's shoulder. There are two small, round Band-Aids placed over the spots where shots were administered.
September 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Shameless beggar.

Can Daddy resist her cute face?

3 Cheerios later we say, "No!"
Pictured is a man seated in a black recliner. He is wearing a white t-shirt and black framed glasses. The man is eating breakfast and watching TV, while a small, tan colored dog has squeezed into the chair with him. The dog is seated so that one of her legs is hanging off the side of the chair.
September 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Out here in California's Central Valley, temps might be in the 90s, but it's apple picking season! These are as delicious as they are beautiful!
Pictured is a basket of pink, green, and red colored apples: Early Fuji, Modi, Granny Smith, and Gala.
August 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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10 miles. I earned a beer and a bucket of popcorn!
Pictured is a woman, standing alongside a bike patch, wearing a gray colored bike helmet and a black tank top. In the background are her bike's handlebars and a golden sunset.
August 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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I'm in full Miss Frizzle mode today
A black and white picture of a middle-aged female teacher with messy hair and glasses
August 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Thief on a crime spree! Stole not one, but two sandwiches in a single afternoon!
Pictured is a tan colored, small dog who has a half-curved tail and very innocent-looking beady black eyes.
August 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Her Majesty has implemented a mandatory naptime for the entire kingdom this Friday afternoon. Please enjoy👑
A tired, middle-aged woman is lying down and wearing a very small, plastic crown on her head.
August 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM