Tits Booblevard
@booblevard.bsky.social
Not a fan of lasagna
Probably on a roller coaster
Probably on a roller coaster
I know this sounds silly, but a guy I've been watching on YouTube for like 15 years died yesterday and it's kinda fucking me up a little bit.
December 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I know this sounds silly, but a guy I've been watching on YouTube for like 15 years died yesterday and it's kinda fucking me up a little bit.
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In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
youtu.be/R9XN1iOungs?...
youtu.be/R9XN1iOungs?...
I Talked To 50 Dads at the Taylor Swift Eras Tour
YouTube video by DARK WEB | Paul Scheer & Rob Huebel
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
youtu.be/R9XN1iOungs?...
youtu.be/R9XN1iOungs?...
How have things become so bad that after 20 years I've somehow decided Walmart is kinda okay for things I would have gotten at target, Publix, or home Depot. I'm out of places to shop
December 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
How have things become so bad that after 20 years I've somehow decided Walmart is kinda okay for things I would have gotten at target, Publix, or home Depot. I'm out of places to shop
I'm going to delete this in a few because it is showing signs of breaking containment. Also because I delete most of my posts. I miss locked accounts.
December 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I'm going to delete this in a few because it is showing signs of breaking containment. Also because I delete most of my posts. I miss locked accounts.
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Multiple school buses have slid into ditches in Lincoln County, MO. Emergency crews are checking on the kids right now. Roads are ice-slick and deteriorating fast. If you’re in eastern Missouri, get off the roads immediately.
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Multiple school buses have slid into ditches in Lincoln County, MO. Emergency crews are checking on the kids right now. Roads are ice-slick and deteriorating fast. If you’re in eastern Missouri, get off the roads immediately.
I slept all day and I'm ready to sleep some more.
December 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I slept all day and I'm ready to sleep some more.
I was trying to trick myself into believing I wasn't coming down with something, but I feel like TURDS.
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I was trying to trick myself into believing I wasn't coming down with something, but I feel like TURDS.
Not loving this headache situation I've got going on
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Not loving this headache situation I've got going on
I'm a few days late, but a new Defunctland just dropped
So you made a robot stand up and talk... now what? In this over 4-hour journey, Kevin follows the promise of Disney's Living Character Initiative, an effort to populate Disney theme parks with free-roaming, interactive beings. It was touted as the future. How's it going? Watch here: bit.ly/49C6vng
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I'm a few days late, but a new Defunctland just dropped
I need to go to sleep. Please tell me to sleep. I'm like an over exhausted toddler right now.
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I need to go to sleep. Please tell me to sleep. I'm like an over exhausted toddler right now.
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it’s weird knowing we all read the same disgusting document
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
it’s weird knowing we all read the same disgusting document
@greymattersplat.bsky.social I'm going to need an update on your Grimace murder scene.
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
@greymattersplat.bsky.social I'm going to need an update on your Grimace murder scene.
Hi. Hello. I can't remember who said they liked a history series on Netflix, but please remind me of the name if you see this.
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Hi. Hello. I can't remember who said they liked a history series on Netflix, but please remind me of the name if you see this.
I spent ten minutes trying to catch a tiny little gecko that managed to make it's way into my bedroom, only to watch it get eaten by a lizard moments after I set it free outside.
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I spent ten minutes trying to catch a tiny little gecko that managed to make it's way into my bedroom, only to watch it get eaten by a lizard moments after I set it free outside.
It seems this place has lost its fucking mind while I was offline trying to save my fucking mind. Maybe people should read a post more than once before jumping to insane conclusions. There is so much grass outside, please go to it
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It seems this place has lost its fucking mind while I was offline trying to save my fucking mind. Maybe people should read a post more than once before jumping to insane conclusions. There is so much grass outside, please go to it
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Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
Retooting this.
Breaking news 🚨🚨
Nothing is going to happen
Nothing is going to happen
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Retooting this.
Maybe cold weather makes for a good day bc everything is coming up Booblevard today
I'm not built for this anymore. Florida has broken me
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Maybe cold weather makes for a good day bc everything is coming up Booblevard today
I'm not built for this anymore. Florida has broken me
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I'm not built for this anymore. Florida has broken me
I forgot to mention this on Halloween, but why are so many kids not allowed to have Gushers?
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I forgot to mention this on Halloween, but why are so many kids not allowed to have Gushers?
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Is this a thing?
November 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Is this a thing?
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If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
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i
could
smell
the
onions
and
the
mustard
!!!!!!!!!
could
smell
the
onions
and
the
mustard
!!!!!!!!!
November 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
i
could
smell
the
onions
and
the
mustard
!!!!!!!!!
could
smell
the
onions
and
the
mustard
!!!!!!!!!