jules
@bonesnotncluded.bsky.social
jules / mexican american 🇲🇽 / 30's / bi
he/they? idk
he/they? idk
Pinned
seeing marge with piccolo's cape reminded me that last year i answered the big question plaguing my generation:
would mavis beacon in the piccolo fit go hard?
the answer: yes.
would mavis beacon in the piccolo fit go hard?
the answer: yes.
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Continuing the deep dive into OJ the Alien's catalog.
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Continuing the deep dive into OJ the Alien's catalog.
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heard your mom has a big game today
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
heard your mom has a big game today
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The second day of every month should be a national holiday for rent hangover, where you spend the day thinking about how much you just paid in rent, throwing up, etc
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The second day of every month should be a national holiday for rent hangover, where you spend the day thinking about how much you just paid in rent, throwing up, etc
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"you have some nerve, telling a woman to smile more"
what? no, i said she needs to ________ more
what? no, i said she needs to ________ more
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"you have some nerve, telling a woman to smile more"
what? no, i said she needs to ________ more
what? no, i said she needs to ________ more
h-e double mozzarella sticks
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
h-e double mozzarella sticks
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damn Sooty
Two splendid historical moments to celebrate today: the 25th anniversary of the news of Sooty the guinea pig’s sexual excesses, and the 1,009th of Edmund ‘Ironside’ II getting done in by being stabbed up the bum while on the privy. Possibly. As you can see, we’re starting with the ‘Romeo’ rodent...
November 30, 2025 at 12:11 PM
damn Sooty
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Polyamorous as in I have crushes on dozens of women who live far away from me
November 30, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Polyamorous as in I have crushes on dozens of women who live far away from me
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(perishing) t,tifaa...............................
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
(perishing) t,tifaa...............................
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GOOD NIGHT,
KITTY
IT’S BEEN A GOOD
CATURDAY
KITTY
IT’S BEEN A GOOD
CATURDAY
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
GOOD NIGHT,
KITTY
IT’S BEEN A GOOD
CATURDAY
KITTY
IT’S BEEN A GOOD
CATURDAY
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fighting for my life against the persistent and insistent intrusive thought
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
fighting for my life against the persistent and insistent intrusive thought
it's the Innovation and Ritual Dance of the Young Pumpkin, charlie brown.
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
it's the Innovation and Ritual Dance of the Young Pumpkin, charlie brown.
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November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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the difference between having gum on you, which I fully believe was cool for every teenager during any era, and the two or so years I’m specifically talking about was like new mouth tech was being invented
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
the difference between having gum on you, which I fully believe was cool for every teenager during any era, and the two or so years I’m specifically talking about was like new mouth tech was being invented
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yes, it's that marvel of the arctic; the wonderful snowshoe hare!
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
yes, it's that marvel of the arctic; the wonderful snowshoe hare!
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Gargomon: This is what we digimon wear every day.
Bourdain: God you’re lucky.
Bourdain: God you’re lucky.
it's amazing how much a pair of cool pants elevates a digimon.
September 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Gargomon: This is what we digimon wear every day.
Bourdain: God you’re lucky.
Bourdain: God you’re lucky.
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Autolabelling service that tells you if a poster needs a wellness check or if they are watching sport
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Autolabelling service that tells you if a poster needs a wellness check or if they are watching sport