JJ Bohn
@bohn.bsky.social
A talking raccoon. Currently funding this operation by making things that do other things.
🔞 NO MINORS 🔞
If you're under 18, go ride a circus ride.
Profile pic by @theroguez.bsky.social
🔞 NO MINORS 🔞
If you're under 18, go ride a circus ride.
Profile pic by @theroguez.bsky.social
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Every now and then, I think about my life and how I somehow managed to make a Luck/Charisma build work in the IRL
January 22, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Every now and then, I think about my life and how I somehow managed to make a Luck/Charisma build work in the IRL
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Microsoft CEO says AI “risks becoming a speculative bubble unless its use spreads beyond big tech companies and wealthy economies.” Brother you’re the one building this dogshit, we’re three years and hundreds of billions in, how have you not worked it out?
www.ft.com/content/2a29...
www.ft.com/content/2a29...
January 20, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Microsoft CEO says AI “risks becoming a speculative bubble unless its use spreads beyond big tech companies and wealthy economies.” Brother you’re the one building this dogshit, we’re three years and hundreds of billions in, how have you not worked it out?
www.ft.com/content/2a29...
www.ft.com/content/2a29...
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The Phantom Menace is peak Star Wars and if you disagree, I'm sorry.
January 17, 2026 at 1:51 AM
The Phantom Menace is peak Star Wars and if you disagree, I'm sorry.
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January 14, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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I feel personally insulted whenever CoPilot popa up in my Outlook window asking if I want "help" writing an email.
Over half of my job is writing emails. I know what I'm doing. Fuck you, CoPilot.
Over half of my job is writing emails. I know what I'm doing. Fuck you, CoPilot.
January 7, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I feel personally insulted whenever CoPilot popa up in my Outlook window asking if I want "help" writing an email.
Over half of my job is writing emails. I know what I'm doing. Fuck you, CoPilot.
Over half of my job is writing emails. I know what I'm doing. Fuck you, CoPilot.
Rouge the Bat is just Minnie Mouse if she shopped at Hot Topic
January 7, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Rouge the Bat is just Minnie Mouse if she shopped at Hot Topic
Having a stand mixer has given me unprecedented amounts of power.
Go to the bakery? Nah, I AM the bakery.
Go to the bakery? Nah, I AM the bakery.
January 3, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Having a stand mixer has given me unprecedented amounts of power.
Go to the bakery? Nah, I AM the bakery.
Go to the bakery? Nah, I AM the bakery.
I'm 10 minutes into Ace Combat 7 and I think it might be the coolest shit ever made.
December 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I'm 10 minutes into Ace Combat 7 and I think it might be the coolest shit ever made.
Watching my parents' cat play with a catnip toy to the tune of "Gourmet Race" from Kirby Air Riders has been a highlight of this Christmas.
December 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Watching my parents' cat play with a catnip toy to the tune of "Gourmet Race" from Kirby Air Riders has been a highlight of this Christmas.
I don't think toasters are canon in the lore of The Sims.
December 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I don't think toasters are canon in the lore of The Sims.
Somone in my all company chat on Teams mentioned HBO's Chernobyl and now we are genuinely discussing nuclear energy as a clean energy source.
Anything to avoid working, I guess.
Anything to avoid working, I guess.
December 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Somone in my all company chat on Teams mentioned HBO's Chernobyl and now we are genuinely discussing nuclear energy as a clean energy source.
Anything to avoid working, I guess.
Anything to avoid working, I guess.
The Switch 2 upgrade for Red Dead Redemption is really nice and appreciated, but how fucked is it that my initial response from a modern console running a game from 2010 at a framerate above 30 fps was being genuinely impressed?
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
The Switch 2 upgrade for Red Dead Redemption is really nice and appreciated, but how fucked is it that my initial response from a modern console running a game from 2010 at a framerate above 30 fps was being genuinely impressed?
The holiday PTO rationing has begun at my office.
Glad I put in all my time off for Christmas and New Years at the beginning of the year.
Glad I put in all my time off for Christmas and New Years at the beginning of the year.
December 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The holiday PTO rationing has begun at my office.
Glad I put in all my time off for Christmas and New Years at the beginning of the year.
Glad I put in all my time off for Christmas and New Years at the beginning of the year.
The new version of Outlook is pissing me off and I can't fully articulate why. It reminds me of how Xbox changes the UI for their consoles every quarter and somehow makes it worse each time.
December 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The new version of Outlook is pissing me off and I can't fully articulate why. It reminds me of how Xbox changes the UI for their consoles every quarter and somehow makes it worse each time.
Just finished Metroid Prime 4.
I feel like I live on a different planet than some folks, because that game was everything I had hoped it would be.
The ending left me a fair amount to chew on, too. I'm not gonna stop thinking about it any time soon.
Retro Studios, glad that you're back.
I feel like I live on a different planet than some folks, because that game was everything I had hoped it would be.
The ending left me a fair amount to chew on, too. I'm not gonna stop thinking about it any time soon.
Retro Studios, glad that you're back.
December 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Just finished Metroid Prime 4.
I feel like I live on a different planet than some folks, because that game was everything I had hoped it would be.
The ending left me a fair amount to chew on, too. I'm not gonna stop thinking about it any time soon.
Retro Studios, glad that you're back.
I feel like I live on a different planet than some folks, because that game was everything I had hoped it would be.
The ending left me a fair amount to chew on, too. I'm not gonna stop thinking about it any time soon.
Retro Studios, glad that you're back.
Another $5.79 to RedBull
December 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Another $5.79 to RedBull
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The redemption of Ebenezer Scrooge is a top-ten anime moment.
December 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The redemption of Ebenezer Scrooge is a top-ten anime moment.
Up patching servers and just got jumpscared by the sticky keys popup.
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Up patching servers and just got jumpscared by the sticky keys popup.
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okay it just randomly disconnected in the middle of the game. we're veering towards the shitty kind of illegal.
Currently playing Halo CE on a Steam Deck with a Switch Pro controller.
This feels illegal, but the good kind of illegal.
This feels illegal, but the good kind of illegal.
November 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
okay it just randomly disconnected in the middle of the game. we're veering towards the shitty kind of illegal.
Currently playing Halo CE on a Steam Deck with a Switch Pro controller.
This feels illegal, but the good kind of illegal.
This feels illegal, but the good kind of illegal.
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Currently playing Halo CE on a Steam Deck with a Switch Pro controller.
This feels illegal, but the good kind of illegal.
This feels illegal, but the good kind of illegal.