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JJ Bohn
@bohn.bsky.social
A talking raccoon. Currently funding this operation by making things that do other things.

🔞 NO MINORS 🔞
If you're under 18, go ride a circus ride.

Profile pic by @theroguez.bsky.social
Well damn, that was quick. The property managers are moving forward with a lease! Looks like I'll be busy next month!
Big developments in my neck of the woods! I may be getting a bigger apartment in the next month, and I applied to adopt a cat!
February 16, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Big developments in my neck of the woods! I may be getting a bigger apartment in the next month, and I applied to adopt a cat!
February 16, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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I am at @motorcityfurrycon.org and got into my room.

But I found the phone seemed too modern..... I think I can fix that.

🐺 😉
February 13, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 2:30 AM
There are no atheists when the toilet water is rising.
February 14, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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Nobody makes a good asbestos glove anymore
February 14, 2026 at 4:46 AM
i'm older today, wow
February 6, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I learned two things today.

1.) Capicola is expensive
2.) It is a really good meat to put in a stromboli
February 2, 2026 at 11:09 PM
False alarm. That was just a snow drift blowing off of my roof.
It's fucking snowing again
January 26, 2026 at 11:02 PM
It's fucking snowing again
January 26, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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LLMs don't have feelings hope this helps.
January 26, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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By: Nick Anderson
January 25, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Every now and then, I think about my life and how I somehow managed to make a Luck/Charisma build work in the IRL
January 22, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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Microsoft CEO says AI “risks becoming a speculative bubble unless its use spreads beyond big tech companies and wealthy economies.” Brother you’re the one building this dogshit, we’re three years and hundreds of billions in, how have you not worked it out?

www.ft.com/content/2a29...
January 20, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 4:56 PM
The Phantom Menace is peak Star Wars and if you disagree, I'm sorry.
January 17, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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pee pee
Poo poo
Peepee peepee poo poo
Pee pee poo poo
Peepeepeepee poo
January 14, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I feel personally insulted whenever CoPilot popa up in my Outlook window asking if I want "help" writing an email.

Over half of my job is writing emails. I know what I'm doing. Fuck you, CoPilot.
January 7, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Rouge the Bat is just Minnie Mouse if she shopped at Hot Topic
January 7, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Having a stand mixer has given me unprecedented amounts of power.

Go to the bakery? Nah, I AM the bakery.
January 3, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I'm 10 minutes into Ace Combat 7 and I think it might be the coolest shit ever made.
December 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Watching my parents' cat play with a catnip toy to the tune of "Gourmet Race" from Kirby Air Riders has been a highlight of this Christmas.
December 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I don't think toasters are canon in the lore of The Sims.
December 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Somone in my all company chat on Teams mentioned HBO's Chernobyl and now we are genuinely discussing nuclear energy as a clean energy source.

Anything to avoid working, I guess.
December 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The Switch 2 upgrade for Red Dead Redemption is really nice and appreciated, but how fucked is it that my initial response from a modern console running a game from 2010 at a framerate above 30 fps was being genuinely impressed?
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM