What the f*uck these basketball announcers talking about “double team”, “Rim protection”, “Finish inside”…….
Buddy buy me dinner first!!!!!!
Buddy buy me dinner first!!!!!!
December 13, 2024 at 1:42 AM
What the f*uck these basketball announcers talking about “double team”, “Rim protection”, “Finish inside”…….
Buddy buy me dinner first!!!!!!
Buddy buy me dinner first!!!!!!
Fuckable AND a guido?????
December 9, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Fuckable AND a guido?????
Honk shooah sleep on that thang!! (has anyone made this joke yet)
December 6, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Honk shooah sleep on that thang!! (has anyone made this joke yet)
I want all CEOs to be safe……..
December 4, 2024 at 6:34 PM
I want all CEOs to be safe……..
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This is what you say when you finish making love
November 26, 2024 at 5:42 PM
This is what you say when you finish making love
“Fuck ass and balls”
November 23, 2024 at 11:01 PM
“Fuck ass and balls”
I love not working and just collecting a paycheck
November 18, 2024 at 6:14 PM
I love not working and just collecting a paycheck
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[youth pastor voice] you know who else left a bunch of followers behind to go to the blue sky?
November 13, 2024 at 12:22 PM
[youth pastor voice] you know who else left a bunch of followers behind to go to the blue sky?
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Is bigdildo on bluesky
November 14, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Is bigdildo on bluesky
I will never beat the no beard having ass allegation. To all my haters: I confess. I am a smooth faced twink and i will die as such
November 14, 2024 at 2:51 AM
I will never beat the no beard having ass allegation. To all my haters: I confess. I am a smooth faced twink and i will die as such
[me, quizzically staring at a picture of a vagina in a biology textbook] “what’s that, I’ve never seen that before”
November 10, 2024 at 2:11 PM
[me, quizzically staring at a picture of a vagina in a biology textbook] “what’s that, I’ve never seen that before”
i love posting while hard
June 17, 2024 at 6:00 PM
i love posting while hard
hey CHATGPT can you write me an erotic anime story about a tsundere guy getting his hog cranked by a robot
June 17, 2024 at 5:55 PM
hey CHATGPT can you write me an erotic anime story about a tsundere guy getting his hog cranked by a robot
i love getting creamed
June 17, 2024 at 5:54 PM
i love getting creamed
I have never had sex with a hoe nor with a decent God-fearing woman
January 17, 2024 at 12:20 AM
I have never had sex with a hoe nor with a decent God-fearing woman
I’ve never used my penis for the purposes God intended (pissing and fucking)
January 17, 2024 at 12:17 AM
I’ve never used my penis for the purposes God intended (pissing and fucking)
I have never performed a butt fuck or vagina fuck
January 17, 2024 at 12:14 AM
I have never performed a butt fuck or vagina fuck
i remember this website exists maybe once a month so I’m compelled to post about turds in my ass or cum or some other inane shit
November 30, 2023 at 12:52 PM
i remember this website exists maybe once a month so I’m compelled to post about turds in my ass or cum or some other inane shit
please do not joke about the national tragedy that happened in september 2001
October 19, 2023 at 1:55 AM
please do not joke about the national tragedy that happened in september 2001
please cut my balls off so i no longer produce any cum or piss
September 23, 2023 at 2:00 PM
please cut my balls off so i no longer produce any cum or piss
my dick is small and I’ve never had sex
September 23, 2023 at 2:00 PM
my dick is small and I’ve never had sex
Ayyy it’s a me, Postaduccio Tweetaroni, the famous Italian poster
August 12, 2023 at 1:48 AM
Ayyy it’s a me, Postaduccio Tweetaroni, the famous Italian poster
i am posting in bed… tweeting on this goddamn web site
August 12, 2023 at 1:23 AM
i am posting in bed… tweeting on this goddamn web site