At the dicksucking factory we will suck any dick

In my tenure as CEO of the dicksucking factory I have never denied any claim made by any of our members to have their dick sucked

ermmm……what the sigma?????

It seems like I will never beat the I love Devil allegations

I have a spiritual beard through Christ who empowers me

Yet I am still here!!!!! Curiouse……..

and my pal also. You can only have one pal and it’s me