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Bobby Cump, J.D. M.D. MBA, Esq.
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Moms Demand Action Against Anime. Stream my music: mimid.bandcamp.com
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January 23, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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I try not to do "I will never vote for" shit but unless and until Mark Kelly hires a spam text firm that honors the "respond STOP to STOP" I will never vote for that motherfucker no matter how many times a day he texts me
Sen. Mark Kelly (D-Ariz.) told CNN he is seriously considering running for president in 2028.
thehill.com
January 23, 2026 at 2:44 AM
A real monday-ass Tuesday today if I do say so
January 21, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Full first release of the first audio plugin is up! Check it out. Was a lot of fun learning rust + DSP to cook this up. Does all sorts of fun stuff to lo-fi your audio track. Comes with an instant web demo too!
Proud to announce my first full audio plugin release! Fresh_Powder is a fuzzy, glitchy, fun take on bitcrushing. It's also completely free and open source. Get it or try the web demo right now at doctornfx.github.io/plugins/fres...
Fresh Powder
Dynamic bitcrusher and lo-fi audio effect plugin
doctornfx.github.io
January 20, 2026 at 12:42 AM
This football game has become a Safdie movie
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Gotta respect swift for trying
January 19, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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I support domes when it’s hot out because I’m not about that life but they should be retracted when it snows because suffering builds character
Every football team should play in a dome. don’t like watching people being cold. Call it a hot take 🙃😭🫡 I’m birthday drunk
January 18, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Please sir... I'm ill... Give me... Your longest Jiji.... Yes...
January 19, 2026 at 12:20 AM
January 18, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Desperately need someone to soyjak gallego's face here. Not because he's wrong here, he's right, it's just they really caught a great freeze frame for it
January 18, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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i feel like wearing this coat one time could change my life
January 18, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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it's interesting to see criticism of stancil that basically amounts to "yes, he's doing good things in the real world, but don't lose sight of the fact that he's annoying online." please take a breath.
January 18, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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I want boots on the ground stories from reporters going to bustling urban cores and asking the people there how they feel about rural voters living off their tax dollars.
January 18, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Lotta game left
January 18, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Yall ever think about how gender swapped Josh Allen looks like a Blue Lives Matter mom who has points on her license from texting while driving and hitting a parked UPS truck?
January 18, 2026 at 1:06 AM
January 18, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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They expect - they NEED - the people they threaten to fall in line, like the law firms and universities and media companies and billionaires and Congress did. If you say “No, make me,” they simply do not have a Plan B. TRUMP DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH GUYS TO MAKE YOU.
January 17, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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Happening now: Hundreds of protesters are marching in front of the Home Depot on 36th St and Thomas where several day laborers were taken by ICE last Sunday. Chants of “ICE out of Home Depot, ICE out of AZ” and “ICE kills moms.”
January 17, 2026 at 5:17 PM
UPDATE: it works on mobile now too! try it out.
Audio production/recording folks of bluesky: I made a cool dynamic crazy lofi bitcrusher plugin. You can try it right now in your browser at doctornfx.github.io/fresh_powder.... DM me if you want the VST3 or CLAP plugin - gauging interest for starting a patreon or something.
January 16, 2026 at 9:38 PM
asking the papa john's pizza bot what a soulful white boy should eat and it immediately sends 300 XXL pepperonis to my door with a printout of this taped on top
January 16, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Audio production/recording folks of bluesky: I made a cool dynamic crazy lofi bitcrusher plugin. You can try it right now in your browser at doctornfx.github.io/fresh_powder.... DM me if you want the VST3 or CLAP plugin - gauging interest for starting a patreon or something.
January 16, 2026 at 6:36 PM
When I mock up my TV sets I make sure to frame the shot poorly and leave all the camera and mic equipment in my mockup. And also build a whole cabinet
everyone is making the whiskey friday joke so I am sorry to inform you that they have, in fact, tucked their tail between their legs
January 16, 2026 at 4:09 PM