Bdub
@bmwhite91.bsky.social
Lover of tattoos and chicken McNuggets 🌈
📍Chicago
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Ok after going last night I’m admitting I’m late to the Jade party. Vibing to Plastic Box all day.
a cartoon character is sitting at a table with a bunch of food on it .
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting at a table with a bunch of food on it .
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February 13, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Ok after going last night I’m admitting I’m late to the Jade party. Vibing to Plastic Box all day.
Straight men get very touchy after a few drinks
February 13, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Straight men get very touchy after a few drinks
This week is really doing a number on me.
February 12, 2026 at 8:03 PM
This week is really doing a number on me.
Good. Fuck Jill Zarin.
February 10, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Good. Fuck Jill Zarin.
Boy, she’s gonna be REALLY pissed when she finds out the president is a pedophile!
February 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Boy, she’s gonna be REALLY pissed when she finds out the president is a pedophile!
Me: “all of these numbers is not what you show the total as, it’s this”
Coworker: “ok, I’ll look at it tomorrow morning I just don’t know what I’m doing wrong!”
Me: “basic math, that’s what you’re doing wrong”
All of this from someone making way more money than me 😒
Coworker: “ok, I’ll look at it tomorrow morning I just don’t know what I’m doing wrong!”
Me: “basic math, that’s what you’re doing wrong”
All of this from someone making way more money than me 😒
February 10, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Me: “all of these numbers is not what you show the total as, it’s this”
Coworker: “ok, I’ll look at it tomorrow morning I just don’t know what I’m doing wrong!”
Me: “basic math, that’s what you’re doing wrong”
All of this from someone making way more money than me 😒
Coworker: “ok, I’ll look at it tomorrow morning I just don’t know what I’m doing wrong!”
Me: “basic math, that’s what you’re doing wrong”
All of this from someone making way more money than me 😒
It’s time for baseball
a cartoon of grinch with a very angry face on a blue background
ALT: a cartoon of grinch with a very angry face on a blue background
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
It’s time for baseball
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Yes that is Lady Gaga singing with Jigglypuff
February 9, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Yes that is Lady Gaga singing with Jigglypuff
Stopped at Hermès today.
February 9, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Stopped at Hermès today.
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“Ring uses AI to help find lost dogs” yup it probably stops there, sounds fine
February 9, 2026 at 2:07 AM
“Ring uses AI to help find lost dogs” yup it probably stops there, sounds fine
SINGING JIGGLYPUFF’s “IM GOING TO PUT YOU TO SLEEP SONG”?!??
More Gaga?
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
SINGING JIGGLYPUFF’s “IM GOING TO PUT YOU TO SLEEP SONG”?!??
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heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
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The number of AI-related commercials that have aired during the Super Bowl is depressing and gross.
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
The number of AI-related commercials that have aired during the Super Bowl is depressing and gross.
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Gaga: hey, so i have this idea
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Gaga: hey, so i have this idea
WHOMST?! (Gay version)
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
WHOMST?! (Gay version)
Guys, they’re opening a new chipotle at Lawrence and wolcott.
February 8, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Guys, they’re opening a new chipotle at Lawrence and wolcott.
Think I’ll buy and stash an air horn so I’m ready for when it happens
February 8, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Think I’ll buy and stash an air horn so I’m ready for when it happens
Need my **** ****** and I need to *** **** someone’s ****** after this doozy of a week.
February 6, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Need my **** ****** and I need to *** **** someone’s ****** after this doozy of a week.
Made it through another week.
February 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Made it through another week.
You know we’re in the deep part of winter when 32 degrees feels quite lovely.
February 6, 2026 at 2:05 PM
You know we’re in the deep part of winter when 32 degrees feels quite lovely.
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Well here we go again I guess
February 5, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Well here we go again I guess