Blorp
@blorpus.bsky.social
Howdy!! I'm just a guy who likes big softs and being a big soft!! I'll retweet stuff I like and such
No minors ofc!
27n He/him, bi, uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No minors ofc!
27n He/him, bi, uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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it's fucking breach cutter thursday
October 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
it's fucking breach cutter thursday
An absolute PEAK doorbreaker Blorp from @candlescrackshack.bsky.social. Im going actually insane
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
An absolute PEAK doorbreaker Blorp from @candlescrackshack.bsky.social. Im going actually insane
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colored sketch comm for @blorpus.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
colored sketch comm for @blorpus.bsky.social
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There's a cool new side mode in TOTK where you completely abandon the main quest and play with Link's ginormous tits all day, coming soon to YOUR Switch.
November 16, 2025 at 11:34 AM
There's a cool new side mode in TOTK where you completely abandon the main quest and play with Link's ginormous tits all day, coming soon to YOUR Switch.
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ain’t gonna be dashing anywhere soon
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
ain’t gonna be dashing anywhere soon
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Flatcolor comm for @blorpus.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Flatcolor comm for @blorpus.bsky.social
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[in a way I haven't truly meant it all year] nice
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
[in a way I haven't truly meant it all year] nice
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KEEP IT UP Y’all!!!
October 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
KEEP IT UP Y’all!!!
Some mega Max from @boxdingle.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Some mega Max from @boxdingle.bsky.social
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The true mettle of a wizard isn't measured by the potency of his potions or how ancient his tomes are, but by his eagerness to turn travellers into cow boys.
(comm for @blorpus.bsky.social)
(comm for @blorpus.bsky.social)
October 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The true mettle of a wizard isn't measured by the potency of his potions or how ancient his tomes are, but by his eagerness to turn travellers into cow boys.
(comm for @blorpus.bsky.social)
(comm for @blorpus.bsky.social)
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DELTARUNE SPOILERS DELTARUNE SPOILERS LOOKOUT LOOKOUT BUT IM REALLY PROUD OF THIS
August 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
DELTARUNE SPOILERS DELTARUNE SPOILERS LOOKOUT LOOKOUT BUT IM REALLY PROUD OF THIS
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KIM KITSURAGI - “*Sunrise, parabellum*,” the lieutenant says. He's in the middle of a freshly cleaned room, with the fan above his head like a halo. His face is covered in bruises.
October 17, 2025 at 10:07 AM
KIM KITSURAGI - “*Sunrise, parabellum*,” the lieutenant says. He's in the middle of a freshly cleaned room, with the fan above his head like a halo. His face is covered in bruises.
@6read.bsky.social I do hate to ask like this, but do you have comms open at all?
October 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
@6read.bsky.social I do hate to ask like this, but do you have comms open at all?
"We don't have anything to talk about anymore. Every combination of words has been played out. The atoms don't form us anymore."
October 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"We don't have anything to talk about anymore. Every combination of words has been played out. The atoms don't form us anymore."
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paid work for @blorpus.bsky.social :3
October 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
paid work for @blorpus.bsky.social :3
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Paid art! Massive Hottie Alert. Major Hog Area. Uhhhh. Mirko Heavy... aInko.
October 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Paid art! Massive Hottie Alert. Major Hog Area. Uhhhh. Mirko Heavy... aInko.
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man what they feeding you at that damn college
October 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
man what they feeding you at that damn college
BIRTHDAY
YouTube video by jacksfilms
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October 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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