Blonde Matthew
@blondematthew.bsky.social
The only tour guide in Melbourne.
We haven't unlocked this bit of Town Hall Station yet
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
We haven't unlocked this bit of Town Hall Station yet
Then I bumped into a friend at the supermarket, watched a different friend of mine on the tv, and then my sister's cat (who I'm looking after this week) jumped up on my lap and started loudly purring. Best day!
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Then I bumped into a friend at the supermarket, watched a different friend of mine on the tv, and then my sister's cat (who I'm looking after this week) jumped up on my lap and started loudly purring. Best day!
Let's make these blossoms bloom together!
November 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Let's make these blossoms bloom together!
Today has been the best. Visited every new station, bumped into over 15 different friends, met a guy and gave him my number, took a break to yell at the losers draped in Australian flags!
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Today has been the best. Visited every new station, bumped into over 15 different friends, met a guy and gave him my number, took a break to yell at the losers draped in Australian flags!
The nazis are gone. Time to get back to train-ing
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The nazis are gone. Time to get back to train-ing
Melbourne Metro: MM
November 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Melbourne Metro: MM
What is Pauline Hanson even doing down here in our city? It's so important to march and show her rhetoric isn't welcome here!
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
What is Pauline Hanson even doing down here in our city? It's so important to march and show her rhetoric isn't welcome here!
They let me in!!!!
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
They let me in!!!!
These dingos look like shiba inus, and these possums look American. It might just be the artists' choices, but this horrible AI-slop world has me second guessing Christmas decorations instead of just enjoying them.
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
These dingos look like shiba inus, and these possums look American. It might just be the artists' choices, but this horrible AI-slop world has me second guessing Christmas decorations instead of just enjoying them.
They had a smoking ceremony, but I wasn't allowed in. They told me to come back tomorrow.
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
They had a smoking ceremony, but I wasn't allowed in. They told me to come back tomorrow.
They're taking the fence down. I knew I wasn't crazy!
November 27, 2025 at 9:24 AM
They're taking the fence down. I knew I wasn't crazy!
Just put a State Library Station barrier on the Melbourne Central side.
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Just put a State Library Station barrier on the Melbourne Central side.
Looking after my youngest sister's cat this week
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Looking after my youngest sister's cat this week
State Library Station is now open, so you don't have to navigate through the shopping centre ever again if you don't want to!
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
State Library Station is now open, so you don't have to navigate through the shopping centre ever again if you don't want to!
I like Parkville Station
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I like Parkville Station
I now understand why Hinge is "the dating app designed to be deleted."
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I now understand why Hinge is "the dating app designed to be deleted."
Only signed up yesterday and I've been permanently banned from Hinge. Body hair is "nudity" now apparently. It got auto-flagged by their algorithm and then confirmed by a moderator.
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Only signed up yesterday and I've been permanently banned from Hinge. Body hair is "nudity" now apparently. It got auto-flagged by their algorithm and then confirmed by a moderator.
City Square, Melbourne
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
City Square, Melbourne
So glad to have City Square back!
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
So glad to have City Square back!
Hoping to get barrier at Town Hall Station 🤞
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Hoping to get barrier at Town Hall Station 🤞
