Blonde Matthew
@blondematthew.bsky.social
The only tour guide in Melbourne.
I forgot to watch the news. I was watching Ghosts Australia. Michelle Brasier is really good in it!
November 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I forgot to watch the news. I was watching Ghosts Australia. Michelle Brasier is really good in it!
Then I bumped into a friend at the supermarket, watched a different friend of mine on the tv, and then my sister's cat (who I'm looking after this week) jumped up on my lap and started loudly purring. Best day!
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Then I bumped into a friend at the supermarket, watched a different friend of mine on the tv, and then my sister's cat (who I'm looking after this week) jumped up on my lap and started loudly purring. Best day!
They let me in!!!!
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
They let me in!!!!
They had a smoking ceremony, but I wasn't allowed in. They told me to come back tomorrow.
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
They had a smoking ceremony, but I wasn't allowed in. They told me to come back tomorrow.
Are you a cleaning service? You sound like a large language model.
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Are you a cleaning service? You sound like a large language model.
They're taking the fence down. I knew I wasn't crazy!
November 27, 2025 at 9:24 AM
They're taking the fence down. I knew I wasn't crazy!
Walked past again just in case 🤡
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Walked past again just in case 🤡