Blonde Matthew
@blondematthew.bsky.social
The only tour guide in Melbourne.
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We haven't unlocked this bit of Town Hall Station yet
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
We haven't unlocked this bit of Town Hall Station yet
Ghosts Australia has found its feet.
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Ghosts Australia has found its feet.
We should build another Munnel
November 30, 2025 at 6:53 AM
We should build another Munnel
Let's make these blossoms bloom together!
November 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Let's make these blossoms bloom together!
Today has been the best. Visited every new station, bumped into over 15 different friends, met a guy and gave him my number, took a break to yell at the losers draped in Australian flags!
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Today has been the best. Visited every new station, bumped into over 15 different friends, met a guy and gave him my number, took a break to yell at the losers draped in Australian flags!
So cool seeing an electric wheelchair user hopping on and off from carriage 3 instead of having to be at the front of the train. #MetroTunnel
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
So cool seeing an electric wheelchair user hopping on and off from carriage 3 instead of having to be at the front of the train. #MetroTunnel
The nazis are gone. Time to get back to train-ing
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The nazis are gone. Time to get back to train-ing
Melbourne Metro: MM
November 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Melbourne Metro: MM
What is Pauline Hanson even doing down here in our city? It's so important to march and show her rhetoric isn't welcome here!
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
What is Pauline Hanson even doing down here in our city? It's so important to march and show her rhetoric isn't welcome here!
These dingos look like shiba inus, and these possums look American. It might just be the artists' choices, but this horrible AI-slop world has me second guessing Christmas decorations instead of just enjoying them.
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
These dingos look like shiba inus, and these possums look American. It might just be the artists' choices, but this horrible AI-slop world has me second guessing Christmas decorations instead of just enjoying them.
Got so swept up in Munnel madness I didn't realise the nazis were having another stunt this Sunday.
So after checking out State Library Station, stick around the lawn at half past 11. We're gonna go yell at Pauline Hanson.
So after checking out State Library Station, stick around the lawn at half past 11. We're gonna go yell at Pauline Hanson.
November 29, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Got so swept up in Munnel madness I didn't realise the nazis were having another stunt this Sunday.
So after checking out State Library Station, stick around the lawn at half past 11. We're gonna go yell at Pauline Hanson.
So after checking out State Library Station, stick around the lawn at half past 11. We're gonna go yell at Pauline Hanson.
Melbourne Metro, MM. Flip it around, Wicked Witch!
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Melbourne Metro, MM. Flip it around, Wicked Witch!
Something has happened at Flinders Street. Cops everywhere. They've taped off Flinders between Elizabeth and Degraves, and they've erected some tents.
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Something has happened at Flinders Street. Cops everywhere. They've taped off Flinders between Elizabeth and Degraves, and they've erected some tents.
Hasn't been any announcement that it's opening early, but I still walk by Town Hall Station just in case
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Hasn't been any announcement that it's opening early, but I still walk by Town Hall Station just in case
Just put a State Library Station barrier on the Melbourne Central side.
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Just put a State Library Station barrier on the Melbourne Central side.
I learnt the hard way today that if you walk through the barriers from State Library Station to Melbourne Central it treats it as 2 separate stations and will charge you a 2 hour fare. So it's best to "forget" to touch on if you just want to walk through.✌️
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I learnt the hard way today that if you walk through the barriers from State Library Station to Melbourne Central it treats it as 2 separate stations and will charge you a 2 hour fare. So it's best to "forget" to touch on if you just want to walk through.✌️
Looking after my youngest sister's cat this week
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Looking after my youngest sister's cat this week
State Library Station is now open, so you don't have to navigate through the shopping centre ever again if you don't want to!
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
State Library Station is now open, so you don't have to navigate through the shopping centre ever again if you don't want to!
I like Parkville Station
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I like Parkville Station
I now understand why Hinge is "the dating app designed to be deleted."
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I now understand why Hinge is "the dating app designed to be deleted."
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City Square, Melbourne
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
City Square, Melbourne
Only signed up yesterday and I've been permanently banned from Hinge. Body hair is "nudity" now apparently. It got auto-flagged by their algorithm and then confirmed by a moderator.
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Only signed up yesterday and I've been permanently banned from Hinge. Body hair is "nudity" now apparently. It got auto-flagged by their algorithm and then confirmed by a moderator.