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Sammy Petersen @sammypetersen.bsky.social · 1d

‘Finding Nemo’ is one of the greatest modern telling of an abduction I’ve ever seen.

Sammy Petersen @sammypetersen.bsky.social · 1d

I did the Melbourne marathon yesterday. Didn’t take as long in the car as I thought.

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Sammy Petersen @sammypetersen.bsky.social · 5d

Not all heroes wear capes. For example: magicians.

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Sammy Petersen @sammypetersen.bsky.social · 8d

More like daylight SPENDINGS

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Sammy Petersen @sammypetersen.bsky.social · 9d

Slipping into something more comfortable (a coma)

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Sammy Petersen @sammypetersen.bsky.social · 10d

I guess sprung has springed.

Sammy Petersen @sammypetersen.bsky.social · 11d

I’m filming my standup show next Friday in Melbourne! Why don’t you come along or share it with someone who might want to?

Tickets: www.comedyrepublic.com.au/event/38:519...

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Sammy Petersen @sammypetersen.bsky.social · 12d

At this point I’m considering my gym membership more of a charity donation.

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Sammy Petersen @sammypetersen.bsky.social · 14d

I’m not catholic but I carry out guilt like I am.

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Sammy Petersen @sammypetersen.bsky.social · 16d

I get up early every day to warn the worms about the birds.

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Sammy Petersen @sammypetersen.bsky.social · 21d

“Can you multitask?” Yes I am currently not doing over 30 things I really should be.

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Sammy Petersen @sammypetersen.bsky.social · 21d

Same.

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Sammy Petersen @sammypetersen.bsky.social · 23d

Taught my dog this new trick where he doesn’t come back when I call him.

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Sammy Petersen @sammypetersen.bsky.social · 24d

Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Stop.

I’d like to thank you all for the opportunity to post my thoughts.

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Sammy Petersen @sammypetersen.bsky.social · 25d

I don’t have a revenge body. Unless the revenge is on myself.

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Sammy Petersen @sammypetersen.bsky.social · 26d

The acronym WFH is great because you can tell your boss but still tell the truth. “I’ll be WFH (Watching Full House) tomorrow.”

Sammy Petersen @sammypetersen.bsky.social · 27d

I’ve got butterflies in my stomach tonight which is one of the many reasons I’ve banned from the Butterfly House at the zoo.

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Sammy Petersen @sammypetersen.bsky.social · 28d

Chris Rock’s full name is Christian Rock.

Sammy Petersen @sammypetersen.bsky.social · Sep 14

Someone at the dog park asked if my dog is adopted. Yes. I’m not his biological father.

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Sammy Petersen @sammypetersen.bsky.social · Sep 4

I’m a stay at home son.

Sammy Petersen @sammypetersen.bsky.social · Sep 3

Today in the dog park I had the most bizarre person yelling at me and before they left they said “I hope your dog gets gout.” Obsessed. So specific.

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Sammy Petersen @sammypetersen.bsky.social · Aug 24

My attachment style is I forgot to attach it.

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Sammy Petersen @sammypetersen.bsky.social · Aug 20

Two wolves exist inside of me and they’re both having a nap.

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Sammy Petersen @sammypetersen.bsky.social · Aug 19

If you can’t handle me at my worst then same here actually.

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Sammy Petersen @sammypetersen.bsky.social · Aug 12

You know I’d be on the Forbes list too if it went down far enough.

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