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ℹ️ Kris, 30+, 🇨🇦, they/them; 🏳️🌈alphabet mafioso; ✍🏽 wordsmith & sentence wrangler; 🔞 rated R; 👋🏽gold of heart, dumb of ass; 📥 DM for commissions; 🌐 https://archiveofourown.org/users/BleedingTypewriter/works
the fuck do you MEAN Keepers released mid-November and I ALREADY missed my chance to see it theatrically???? oh! oh! jail for modern day cinema! jail for modern day cinema 1,000 Years!!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
the fuck do you MEAN Keepers released mid-November and I ALREADY missed my chance to see it theatrically???? oh! oh! jail for modern day cinema! jail for modern day cinema 1,000 Years!!!!!
been reading some absolute classic bangers recently, which has made me feel like ✨hot garbage✨ about my own writing, so I feel like maybe I need to get on reading some of them popular yet shockingly poorly written bestsellers lol
December 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
been reading some absolute classic bangers recently, which has made me feel like ✨hot garbage✨ about my own writing, so I feel like maybe I need to get on reading some of them popular yet shockingly poorly written bestsellers lol
can’t watch this Heated Rivalry show because I’m Canadian, so unless buddy says, “Alright, tarps off, boys, it’s go time,” before getting naked, it’s just not realistic enough
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
can’t watch this Heated Rivalry show because I’m Canadian, so unless buddy says, “Alright, tarps off, boys, it’s go time,” before getting naked, it’s just not realistic enough
a whole google doc to talk about your shitty boss with a giant section in it that starts with how difficult this next bit is to talk about because it’s SO disturbing…only to come up with “they drew NSFW of their own character…who’s a MINOR.”
😭💀 the younguns are COOKED.
😭💀 the younguns are COOKED.
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
a whole google doc to talk about your shitty boss with a giant section in it that starts with how difficult this next bit is to talk about because it’s SO disturbing…only to come up with “they drew NSFW of their own character…who’s a MINOR.”
😭💀 the younguns are COOKED.
😭💀 the younguns are COOKED.
me, reading Kurt Vonnegut: fuck, I am WAY too wordy, I wish I could whittle my work down to this short, impactful style.
me, reading David Foster Wallace: fuck, I am NOT wordy enough, I wish I could craft these long, complex sentences that somehow drag your eye along so you can’t stop reading them.
me, reading David Foster Wallace: fuck, I am NOT wordy enough, I wish I could craft these long, complex sentences that somehow drag your eye along so you can’t stop reading them.
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
me, reading Kurt Vonnegut: fuck, I am WAY too wordy, I wish I could whittle my work down to this short, impactful style.
me, reading David Foster Wallace: fuck, I am NOT wordy enough, I wish I could craft these long, complex sentences that somehow drag your eye along so you can’t stop reading them.
me, reading David Foster Wallace: fuck, I am NOT wordy enough, I wish I could craft these long, complex sentences that somehow drag your eye along so you can’t stop reading them.
starting to get disappointed with how many times folks hype a show like it’s the second coming only to watch it and find the equivalent of an unedited ao3 fanfic
November 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
starting to get disappointed with how many times folks hype a show like it’s the second coming only to watch it and find the equivalent of an unedited ao3 fanfic
sometimes I think about the time my partner got me to watch Taxi Driver, but I got it confused with Taxi, the comedy series, and it took like 20 minutes of Robert DeNiro giving that unsettling performance before I quietly asked, “…when does Danny DeVito show up?” and I got looked at like this
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a microphone .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a microphone .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
sometimes I think about the time my partner got me to watch Taxi Driver, but I got it confused with Taxi, the comedy series, and it took like 20 minutes of Robert DeNiro giving that unsettling performance before I quietly asked, “…when does Danny DeVito show up?” and I got looked at like this
really wish I could find it now, but I recently saw a clip from some podcast or other where an actor said something to the effect of, “there are people who are bad at every job, but they still do it. I’d rather be the worst at what I love than the best at something I don’t care about,” and I GAGGED
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
really wish I could find it now, but I recently saw a clip from some podcast or other where an actor said something to the effect of, “there are people who are bad at every job, but they still do it. I’d rather be the worst at what I love than the best at something I don’t care about,” and I GAGGED
because of my irl job, I am confronted with A LOT of AI writing, and I constantly see tips on how to spot it, what grammar/punctuation it uses, etc. but I’ve found that the easiest tell is this: it just literally cannot keep the instructions you give it straight for longer than a few paragraphs. 💀
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
because of my irl job, I am confronted with A LOT of AI writing, and I constantly see tips on how to spot it, what grammar/punctuation it uses, etc. but I’ve found that the easiest tell is this: it just literally cannot keep the instructions you give it straight for longer than a few paragraphs. 💀
FIRST OF ALL, it’s just fucking RUDE of my grocery store to be closed (power outage MY FOOT 😤 /jk)
SECOND OF ALL, I have my mouth set on this goddamned stew, and it takes like 2.5 hours to make, so waiting on this unexpected instacart order is hhmnnngghh COME ON daddy wants to write tonight, too! 😫
SECOND OF ALL, I have my mouth set on this goddamned stew, and it takes like 2.5 hours to make, so waiting on this unexpected instacart order is hhmnnngghh COME ON daddy wants to write tonight, too! 😫
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
FIRST OF ALL, it’s just fucking RUDE of my grocery store to be closed (power outage MY FOOT 😤 /jk)
SECOND OF ALL, I have my mouth set on this goddamned stew, and it takes like 2.5 hours to make, so waiting on this unexpected instacart order is hhmnnngghh COME ON daddy wants to write tonight, too! 😫
SECOND OF ALL, I have my mouth set on this goddamned stew, and it takes like 2.5 hours to make, so waiting on this unexpected instacart order is hhmnnngghh COME ON daddy wants to write tonight, too! 😫
only kind of internet famous to be that doesn’t suck balls is a totally unknown face of a meme that has already been shared so much that the gif is mostly pixels and vibes
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
only kind of internet famous to be that doesn’t suck balls is a totally unknown face of a meme that has already been shared so much that the gif is mostly pixels and vibes
trying to quit twitter altogether, as the algorithm change has made it somehow even more of a cortisol machine than it was before…but there are still diamonds in the rough 🥹
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
trying to quit twitter altogether, as the algorithm change has made it somehow even more of a cortisol machine than it was before…but there are still diamonds in the rough 🥹
lmao I am somehow in the middle of cleaning my bathroom, office, and living room all at the same time 😵💫 been looking around and going “ah, almost there, should only be 20 more minutes” for like 2 hours while constantly wandering around and getting distracted with new things to organize 😭
finding out with only 24 hours notice that my in-laws are coming to visit is both horrifying and so exactly what I need to Do An ADHD™️ and get this apartment finally all clean at the same time
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
lmao I am somehow in the middle of cleaning my bathroom, office, and living room all at the same time 😵💫 been looking around and going “ah, almost there, should only be 20 more minutes” for like 2 hours while constantly wandering around and getting distracted with new things to organize 😭
finding out with only 24 hours notice that my in-laws are coming to visit is both horrifying and so exactly what I need to Do An ADHD™️ and get this apartment finally all clean at the same time
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
finding out with only 24 hours notice that my in-laws are coming to visit is both horrifying and so exactly what I need to Do An ADHD™️ and get this apartment finally all clean at the same time
dating sims rated M for “sexual themes” being too cowardly to even put a Mass-Effect-level sex scene in there 😫👎🏽 come ON
November 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
dating sims rated M for “sexual themes” being too cowardly to even put a Mass-Effect-level sex scene in there 😫👎🏽 come ON
to whoever bookmarked my fic with “author has a passion for parentheses like I’ve never seen”: FIRST OF ALL, lmaoo I genuinely love compliments that are also reads, 💯 no notes, get my ass; SECOND OF ALL, goddamn, I didn’t realize really DO use parentheticals like every second fuckin’ sentence, eh?😭😂
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
to whoever bookmarked my fic with “author has a passion for parentheses like I’ve never seen”: FIRST OF ALL, lmaoo I genuinely love compliments that are also reads, 💯 no notes, get my ass; SECOND OF ALL, goddamn, I didn’t realize really DO use parentheticals like every second fuckin’ sentence, eh?😭😂
finally had the time and energy to do some writing sprints tonight.
the portion of the outline I tackled was 11 words long.
the section I wrote for it is, so far, 1,424 words long.
TRULY sometimes the pain of writing is taking hours to put down words you know DAMN WELL are going to get cut 😭
the portion of the outline I tackled was 11 words long.
the section I wrote for it is, so far, 1,424 words long.
TRULY sometimes the pain of writing is taking hours to put down words you know DAMN WELL are going to get cut 😭
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
finally had the time and energy to do some writing sprints tonight.
the portion of the outline I tackled was 11 words long.
the section I wrote for it is, so far, 1,424 words long.
TRULY sometimes the pain of writing is taking hours to put down words you know DAMN WELL are going to get cut 😭
the portion of the outline I tackled was 11 words long.
the section I wrote for it is, so far, 1,424 words long.
TRULY sometimes the pain of writing is taking hours to put down words you know DAMN WELL are going to get cut 😭
HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT ECHO IS THE ONLY CHARACTER ACROSS 2 HADES GAMES WHOSE GIFTING OPTION ONLY COMES UP AFTER YOU FUCKING TALK TO HER??? SO IT IS ENTIRELY POSSIBLE TO BE LIKE 150 RUNS IN, MISSING ONE KEEPSAKE, AND UNKNOWINGLY LOCKING YOURSELF OUT FROM PROGRESSING 2 SEPARATE STORYLINES??? 🙃🙃🙃
(ngl tho I am still just a little salty that I have to do the epilogue requirements again. AND ALSO if Narcissus and Icarus don’t trigger their necessary dialogues soon, I am going to hhhmmmnnnngggg shit in someone’s mouth 😡)
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT ECHO IS THE ONLY CHARACTER ACROSS 2 HADES GAMES WHOSE GIFTING OPTION ONLY COMES UP AFTER YOU FUCKING TALK TO HER??? SO IT IS ENTIRELY POSSIBLE TO BE LIKE 150 RUNS IN, MISSING ONE KEEPSAKE, AND UNKNOWINGLY LOCKING YOURSELF OUT FROM PROGRESSING 2 SEPARATE STORYLINES??? 🙃🙃🙃
oh. OH. finally taking time to listen to the Hades 2 soundtrack proper and OHHHHH. goddamn, Darren Korb is one of the best working musicians today, and you cannot change my mind.
November 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
oh. OH. finally taking time to listen to the Hades 2 soundtrack proper and OHHHHH. goddamn, Darren Korb is one of the best working musicians today, and you cannot change my mind.
OK FUCK I re-beat Hades 2 after patch 1, and it was absolutely worth it. Not perfect (though again, I think expecting perfection/engaging in comparison is just a recipe for disappointment here), but still MUCH better writing on the credits ending.
Supergiant, pls keep making games. 🥹
Supergiant, pls keep making games. 🥹
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 AM
OK FUCK I re-beat Hades 2 after patch 1, and it was absolutely worth it. Not perfect (though again, I think expecting perfection/engaging in comparison is just a recipe for disappointment here), but still MUCH better writing on the credits ending.
Supergiant, pls keep making games. 🥹
Supergiant, pls keep making games. 🥹
earth is so unserious because what do you mean fascism exists but also so does the naked mole rat
November 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
earth is so unserious because what do you mean fascism exists but also so does the naked mole rat
number 1 on my hear me out cake is the spawn of typhon.
(the spawn of typhon is also numbers 2 thru 7 on said cake 👀)
(the spawn of typhon is also numbers 2 thru 7 on said cake 👀)
November 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
number 1 on my hear me out cake is the spawn of typhon.
(the spawn of typhon is also numbers 2 thru 7 on said cake 👀)
(the spawn of typhon is also numbers 2 thru 7 on said cake 👀)
found out today that God/Jesus is a rarepair in the Christian bible fandom on ao3.
I have nowhere to put this information, I just think it’s hilarious.
(actually interesting, tho, it tends to be treated as selfcest, like multiple parts of The Holy Trinity getting down with itself.)
I have nowhere to put this information, I just think it’s hilarious.
(actually interesting, tho, it tends to be treated as selfcest, like multiple parts of The Holy Trinity getting down with itself.)
November 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
found out today that God/Jesus is a rarepair in the Christian bible fandom on ao3.
I have nowhere to put this information, I just think it’s hilarious.
(actually interesting, tho, it tends to be treated as selfcest, like multiple parts of The Holy Trinity getting down with itself.)
I have nowhere to put this information, I just think it’s hilarious.
(actually interesting, tho, it tends to be treated as selfcest, like multiple parts of The Holy Trinity getting down with itself.)
Hades 2 new ending incantation takes you back in time to the point at which you need 4 typhon defeats and 7 chronos defeats, SO I guess like 12 wins + the Prometheus prophecy + final dates requirement isn’t THAT bad. REALLY glad I can pretty well guarantee a win every time at 4 fear and below tho 😮💨
November 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Hades 2 new ending incantation takes you back in time to the point at which you need 4 typhon defeats and 7 chronos defeats, SO I guess like 12 wins + the Prometheus prophecy + final dates requirement isn’t THAT bad. REALLY glad I can pretty well guarantee a win every time at 4 fear and below tho 😮💨
SIGH ok I did it. only resets the prophecies about finding the fates (so FUCK ME can’t wait to bang my head against the same chaos trial like 12 times again to get the fucking Prometheus prompt 😡) and hypnos’s waking, so not horrible, but still. 😭 I have to do the WHOLE EPILOGUE again 😭😭😭
they did add an incantation to take you back in time in your run, but that’ll undo that FUCKING fates prophecy for the epilogue, which took hours of game time to complete. 😭😭😭
November 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
SIGH ok I did it. only resets the prophecies about finding the fates (so FUCK ME can’t wait to bang my head against the same chaos trial like 12 times again to get the fucking Prometheus prompt 😡) and hypnos’s waking, so not horrible, but still. 😭 I have to do the WHOLE EPILOGUE again 😭😭😭