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I think the overall writing is not quite as tight in Hades 2 as Hades 1, BUT I did get one post-epilogue interaction that made me burst into tears yesterday, so it can’t be understated Supergiant does still got The Sauce
also all I’ll say is this on tagging: if you go to a potluck with cookies and you refuse to tell anyone whether they’re chocolate chip or raisin, you can do that! you just also shouldn’t be surprised when some other people think it’s kinda weird and standoffish behaviour. 🤷🏽
huge discourse going on right now about tagging on ao3, but you wouldn’t know it if you were just on bluesky, and while I know this place has its MAJOR issues, I still do appreciate the peace and quiet.
#hades2spoilers took like a dozen tries, but I GOT IT 💪🏽 protip: you can just do Chaos trials instead of full runs. epilogue ending: DONE. now just completionist stuff to do like prophecies and storylines and upgrades 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽 awwwww yeeeaaaahhhhhh
#hades2spoilers literally the only thing I’m waiting on for the epilogue is Prometheus to give me the goddamn dialogue I need from him, but alsndbdhdjjdkdkf IT’S NOT POPPING FOR ME
THE SONG JUST CHANGED TO HUNGRY EYES ALDBDIDHFIFB HE’S GOING FULL FALSETTO LMAOOOO this is a ghostsoap oneshot waiting to happen. Shut-in Ghost who falls for the muscly Scottish painter singing 🎶I FEEL THE MAGIC BETWEEEEN YOU AND IIIIII🎶 outside his door at 8 in the morning.
my apartment hallways are getting painted, and apparently the painter is a country music fan, because there is now a very bulky bald man standing directly outside my door playing Conway Twitty and singing along occasionally in the most off-key, dadly tone 🥹
#hades2spoilers literally the only thing I’m waiting on for the epilogue is Prometheus to give me the goddamn dialogue I need from him, but alsndbdhdjjdkdkf IT’S NOT POPPING FOR ME
the next part of my post-canon ghostsoap outline is 9 words long and so far the section it covers is 1,264 words and not even CLOSE to where it needs to be sosbdhdisbjdhff LMAOOOOOO I’m SORRY, but if I don’t give Johnny PTSD in this post-canon fic, what the fuck are we even doing here??? 😌
been 2 weeks since I started sprinting with awesome ppl again, and writing has been SO MUCH BETTER for it, so I’m just gonna put out there that I have a discord that is literally only for that purpose if ever there are other folks who also want to remember how much it slaps to communally word goon 👀
GIRL that was my exact thought lmaooooo. we got depression, we got narcissists, we got ADHD out the wazoo…but at least we don’t have casual incest, and who knew that was something to be proud of?? 😂
I had so many questions lmao. was the family ok with it?? (yep.) how old are they?? (she’s in her 30s, he’s IN HIS 50s) do either of them have kids??? (😭 YES, he has a fuckin 12 YEAR OLD)

idk idk idk man, my family has a lot of issues, but I can safely say that at least none of us FUCKED OUR COUSIN
getting my hair done and my stylist just told me about how one of her insane extended family (by marriage) came in and was like “omg I have to tell you something, but don’t judge me…I’m with [name] now.”

and my stylist had to confirm, “…ISN’T THAT YOUR COUSIN??”

chat, the answer was YES 💀
someone left me comment recently that included “it left a nuclear blast down there” and FUCK ME this is why I can’t respond properly to comments. either you’re too nice or you’re too godamnned FUNNY, like HOLY SHIT that’s fucking GOLD. KA-FUCKING-BOOM MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT IN THE EXPLUSSY. 💪🏽🙌🏽
he kept hitting me in the shoulder and gesturing to the stripper like “get a load of this!” and it remains to this day maybe the funniest interaction I have ever had.

like YES, my good man, I DO see the fine lady shaking ass in my face. idk who tf would miss it, considering this is a PRIVATE ROOM.
sometimes I think about the fucking MAN who interrupted my lap dance from the hottest stripper of all time (but he waved like $200 in cash and I wasn’t gonna deprive her of that) only for her to completely ignore him and dance for me still and give me a hug afterward and STILL take his money lmaooo
lol it happens! cortisol can be a real bitch on appetite and digestion, unfortunately. 🤷🏽
here’s the thing: you can’t take back your compliments. I already know you ate my shit up like your name was Pampers, you can’t turn around after that and put your nose in the air like I’m boo boo the fool
I think this propensity to project and dunk on overtly bad things in order to feel like a good person without actually changing anything in our lives is doing irreparable harm actually
UH OH it’s SAD HOURS 👐🏽 accidentally lost like 3 lbs this week UH OHHHHHHH 😬
“I am better now. Word of honour: I am better now.

“I was really sick for a while, though.”

FUCK
Cat’s Cradle remains his best work imo, but just on a personal level, Breakfast of Champions rips my soul out through my nostrils every time 😭 “It’s dangerous, I know. And it can hurt a lot. That doesn’t necessarily mean it’s serious, too.” AHHHHHH
Vonnegut pisses me off because he’ll say some simple shit like, “‘This is a very bad book you’re writing,’ I said […]. ‘I know,’ I said. ‘You’re afraid you’ll kill yourself just like your mother did,’ I said. ‘I know,’ I said,” and casually break your whole world into its basest, most painful parts.
there are a lot of reasons not to watch hallmark movies, but my favourite is that A LOT of them get filmed in my city, and on one shoot they had an AD literally go through all the background actors and split up any mixed race couples/groups so it would only be white w/ white and Black w/ Black 💀