Azalea
@blazingazalea.bsky.social
Too autistic to live
Too psychotic to die
Too psychotic to die
The Obama years were so fucking weird. They’d make shows all about straight guys and folks would say “what great gay representation!”
January 17, 2026 at 4:48 AM
The Obama years were so fucking weird. They’d make shows all about straight guys and folks would say “what great gay representation!”
Yall edibles are no joke. One time I got so high I thought Road Island was real.
January 16, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Yall edibles are no joke. One time I got so high I thought Road Island was real.
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Cleaning is fucking magic. You’re telling me that I can take actions that make an immediate positive impact on the world around me?
That’s the ultimate escapist fantasy right there.
That’s the ultimate escapist fantasy right there.
January 15, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Cleaning is fucking magic. You’re telling me that I can take actions that make an immediate positive impact on the world around me?
That’s the ultimate escapist fantasy right there.
That’s the ultimate escapist fantasy right there.
WHY ARE YOUR HOURS OF WORSHIP NOT LISTED ON YOUR WEBSITE YOU’RE A CHURCH YOU HAVE ONE FUCKING JOB!!!!!!
January 16, 2026 at 2:14 AM
WHY ARE YOUR HOURS OF WORSHIP NOT LISTED ON YOUR WEBSITE YOU’RE A CHURCH YOU HAVE ONE FUCKING JOB!!!!!!
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wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 PM
wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
Cleaning is fucking magic. You’re telling me that I can take actions that make an immediate positive impact on the world around me?
That’s the ultimate escapist fantasy right there.
That’s the ultimate escapist fantasy right there.
January 15, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Cleaning is fucking magic. You’re telling me that I can take actions that make an immediate positive impact on the world around me?
That’s the ultimate escapist fantasy right there.
That’s the ultimate escapist fantasy right there.
If you haven’t told someone you love them today, you should fix that right fucking now.
January 15, 2026 at 11:38 AM
If you haven’t told someone you love them today, you should fix that right fucking now.
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You do not hate Congress enough
"I asked a number of Senate Democrats if increasing ICE funding is a red line for them in the upcoming budget negotiations. Most of the lawmakers I spoke with refrained from describing it in that way"
www.thebulwark.com/p/senate-dem...
www.thebulwark.com/p/senate-dem...
Democrats Appear Ready to Duck a Key Fight on ICE
Top Senate Democrats are focused on other priorities in the government funding fight.
www.thebulwark.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:27 AM
You do not hate Congress enough
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i’m noticing that he didn’t deny that he’s a pedophile protecter…
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 13, 2026 at 10:06 PM
i’m noticing that he didn’t deny that he’s a pedophile protecter…
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no hate.
if you gotta pound one out to the smurfs to make it through another god forsaken day, i aint judging.
if you gotta pound one out to the smurfs to make it through another god forsaken day, i aint judging.
January 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
no hate.
if you gotta pound one out to the smurfs to make it through another god forsaken day, i aint judging.
if you gotta pound one out to the smurfs to make it through another god forsaken day, i aint judging.
Back in my day we didn’t need AI to convince us to kill ourselves. We just did it cuz one of our dipshit friends got us to watch Overlord
January 13, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Back in my day we didn’t need AI to convince us to kill ourselves. We just did it cuz one of our dipshit friends got us to watch Overlord
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It’s wild how like, I fundamentally understand this lmao. My brain is cooked fr
January 12, 2026 at 8:49 PM
It’s wild how like, I fundamentally understand this lmao. My brain is cooked fr
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soldiers are mostly young people who want to do something else with most of their life. They generally don't want to live the rest of their lives with the knowledge that they executed an unarmed mom
cops want to spend thirty years with the nickname "killer"
cops want to spend thirty years with the nickname "killer"
Civilians in combat zones become combatants in combat zones when you murder their family.
January 11, 2026 at 2:14 AM
soldiers are mostly young people who want to do something else with most of their life. They generally don't want to live the rest of their lives with the knowledge that they executed an unarmed mom
cops want to spend thirty years with the nickname "killer"
cops want to spend thirty years with the nickname "killer"
This kind of graphic has a special place in my heart. BEHOLD THE POWER OF Z WAVE TECHNOLOGY! LOOK AT HOW MANY LAZERS WE CAN MAKE!!
January 9, 2026 at 11:50 PM
This kind of graphic has a special place in my heart. BEHOLD THE POWER OF Z WAVE TECHNOLOGY! LOOK AT HOW MANY LAZERS WE CAN MAKE!!
Why do I have to go to work?
I just wanna bite people.
I just wanna bite people.
January 9, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Why do I have to go to work?
I just wanna bite people.
I just wanna bite people.
Wild that we call it breast milk. Like, where else would it come from?
January 8, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Wild that we call it breast milk. Like, where else would it come from?
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"Nuance" meaning "cops encountered a situation regular Americans deal with every single day and responded with murderous gunfire"
Three videos taken of the scene and reviewed by CNN, however, show nuance. What took place prior to the shooting remains unclear. | Analysis
DHS says woman attempted to run over ICE officers before being shot in Minneapolis. Here’s what the videos show. | CNN
Three videos taken of the scene and reviewed by CNN show nuance. What took place prior to the shooting remains unclear.
www.cnn.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:13 AM
"Nuance" meaning "cops encountered a situation regular Americans deal with every single day and responded with murderous gunfire"
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Fox News host calls masked Minneapolis protesters "cowardly"; co-host says ICE agents are also masked but "that's for a different reason: they don't want to get doxed."
January 8, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Fox News host calls masked Minneapolis protesters "cowardly"; co-host says ICE agents are also masked but "that's for a different reason: they don't want to get doxed."
Republicans prefer you shot dead to exercising your rights
Rep. Randy Fine: "It's time for Americans to say 'enough,' and if you get in the way of the government repelling a foreign invasion, you're gonna end up just like that lady did yesterday."
January 8, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Republicans prefer you shot dead to exercising your rights
The kid who ate Starbursts with the wrapper on is currently being convinced by AI that the plot of Stranger Things is real.
January 8, 2026 at 12:13 AM
The kid who ate Starbursts with the wrapper on is currently being convinced by AI that the plot of Stranger Things is real.
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abolishing the domestic terror group ICE is the moderate position at this point
January 7, 2026 at 8:11 PM
abolishing the domestic terror group ICE is the moderate position at this point
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Thinking bout that ‘Dos
January 6, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Thinking bout that ‘Dos