blaire with an e
@blairewithane.bsky.social
Pizza connoisseur. Hot sauce expert. French fry lover. Book hoarder. Cat widow. Breakfast enthusiast. Ex-clergy wrangler. Will work for books. 🏳️🌈🍺🍕🍟
Somewhere in hell:
What day now?
—Ronald Reagan
What day now?
—Ronald Reagan
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Somewhere in hell:
What day now?
—Ronald Reagan
What day now?
—Ronald Reagan
No no I'm not the pedophile Jeffrey Epstein I’m the doctor Jeffrey Epstein. We have the same name! I used to get his mail all the time—it was disgusting.
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
No no I'm not the pedophile Jeffrey Epstein I’m the doctor Jeffrey Epstein. We have the same name! I used to get his mail all the time—it was disgusting.
stickers I have seen
November 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
stickers I have seen
getting ready for Katie Wilson’s Seattle*/I am sad I missed this/stay weird Capitol Hill/oddities: old issues of the stranger, some home brew, a saint's relic
*that’s a joke, I love her
*that’s a joke, I love her
November 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
getting ready for Katie Wilson’s Seattle*/I am sad I missed this/stay weird Capitol Hill/oddities: old issues of the stranger, some home brew, a saint's relic
*that’s a joke, I love her
*that’s a joke, I love her
Don’t threaten me with a good time Alan
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Don’t threaten me with a good time Alan
I genuinely love our giant globe. I love maps, of course I love our giant globe.
But now would be a good time to tell you about my irrational fear of dying in a freak accident. Like being crushed to death by a giant globe.
I still love it.
But now would be a good time to tell you about my irrational fear of dying in a freak accident. Like being crushed to death by a giant globe.
I still love it.
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I genuinely love our giant globe. I love maps, of course I love our giant globe.
But now would be a good time to tell you about my irrational fear of dying in a freak accident. Like being crushed to death by a giant globe.
I still love it.
But now would be a good time to tell you about my irrational fear of dying in a freak accident. Like being crushed to death by a giant globe.
I still love it.
I will use my powers for good
October 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I will use my powers for good
for the second year in a row I have read Nobel literature prize winners before they were awarded
October 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
for the second year in a row I have read Nobel literature prize winners before they were awarded
Palate cleanser: do you like incest but don’t want to feel like a perv while also liking camp? Then boy do I have a tv show for you! It’s not going to
win any awards but its a great show to take an edible with.
Moms: do not watch this with your son! You have been warned.
win any awards but its a great show to take an edible with.
Moms: do not watch this with your son! You have been warned.
September 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Palate cleanser: do you like incest but don’t want to feel like a perv while also liking camp? Then boy do I have a tv show for you! It’s not going to
win any awards but its a great show to take an edible with.
Moms: do not watch this with your son! You have been warned.
win any awards but its a great show to take an edible with.
Moms: do not watch this with your son! You have been warned.
yesterday for Beach I made 40 chocolate chip cookies and gave away 39
August 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
yesterday for Beach I made 40 chocolate chip cookies and gave away 39
this scammer has no idea who they are messing with
August 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
this scammer has no idea who they are messing with
This will be the new NYC alpha gay status flex. They’ll all claim to have dated one of the guys in the abuse/murder situation.
August 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This will be the new NYC alpha gay status flex. They’ll all claim to have dated one of the guys in the abuse/murder situation.
I get this laughing square now
July 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I get this laughing square now
The banana of twinks
The pineapple of bottoms
The grapes of polyamory
The apple of chastity
The strawberry of chasing
The watermelon of corporate sponsors
The kiwi of no kink at pride
The blueberries of neoflags that no one can keep track of
The orange of queerbaiting
The pineapple of bottoms
The grapes of polyamory
The apple of chastity
The strawberry of chasing
The watermelon of corporate sponsors
The kiwi of no kink at pride
The blueberries of neoflags that no one can keep track of
The orange of queerbaiting
June 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The banana of twinks
The pineapple of bottoms
The grapes of polyamory
The apple of chastity
The strawberry of chasing
The watermelon of corporate sponsors
The kiwi of no kink at pride
The blueberries of neoflags that no one can keep track of
The orange of queerbaiting
The pineapple of bottoms
The grapes of polyamory
The apple of chastity
The strawberry of chasing
The watermelon of corporate sponsors
The kiwi of no kink at pride
The blueberries of neoflags that no one can keep track of
The orange of queerbaiting
what
(confidential to my gays: brb writing a nifty story about this)
(confidential to my gays: brb writing a nifty story about this)
June 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
what
(confidential to my gays: brb writing a nifty story about this)
(confidential to my gays: brb writing a nifty story about this)
Hello, there! Hi. It’s me, the son of the Shah of Iran. What’s up? I don’t have anything going on right now. How about you? Sure. I love living in Paris or whatever. But yes, I am open to opportunities. Should they arise, why, what’s going on?
June 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hello, there! Hi. It’s me, the son of the Shah of Iran. What’s up? I don’t have anything going on right now. How about you? Sure. I love living in Paris or whatever. But yes, I am open to opportunities. Should they arise, why, what’s going on?
Nobody owns patriotism. The most patriotic thing you can do is protest and work to make our country matter. (for some reason autocorrect changed protest and work to protestant which you know—.)
June 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Nobody owns patriotism. The most patriotic thing you can do is protest and work to make our country matter. (for some reason autocorrect changed protest and work to protestant which you know—.)
Buona Festa della Repubblica, Italiani
June 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Buona Festa della Repubblica, Italiani
Happy five year anniversary to my favorite gif
May 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Happy five year anniversary to my favorite gif
Happy Ascension Day, y’all
May 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Happy Ascension Day, y’all
I finally understand the holy trinity
May 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I finally understand the holy trinity
Letterman: Did you see kids took over the White House briefing room?
Shaffer: How could they tell
Letterman: Heh heh heh, I tell the jokes here Paul
Shaffer: How could they tell
Letterman: Heh heh heh, I tell the jokes here Paul
May 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Letterman: Did you see kids took over the White House briefing room?
Shaffer: How could they tell
Letterman: Heh heh heh, I tell the jokes here Paul
Shaffer: How could they tell
Letterman: Heh heh heh, I tell the jokes here Paul
Even by his standards this absolutely fucking pathetic
April 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Even by his standards this absolutely fucking pathetic
