blaire with an e
@blairewithane.bsky.social
Pizza connoisseur. Hot sauce expert. French fry lover. Book hoarder. Cat widow. Breakfast enthusiast. Ex-clergy wrangler. Will work for books. 🏳️🌈🍺🍕🍟
Our president demanding Paramount make Rush Hour 4 is a 30 Rock plot
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Our president demanding Paramount make Rush Hour 4 is a 30 Rock plot
I have chosen my Small Business Saturday books to support capitalism
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I have chosen my Small Business Saturday books to support capitalism
No no I'm not the pedophile Jeffrey Epstein I’m the doctor Jeffrey Epstein. We have the same name! I used to get his mail all the time—it was disgusting.
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
No no I'm not the pedophile Jeffrey Epstein I’m the doctor Jeffrey Epstein. We have the same name! I used to get his mail all the time—it was disgusting.
Behold and listen!
Old friends know and new friends will learn: the holiday we celebrate on Thursday is not called Turkey Day. It is called Thanksgiving. There is no such thing as Turkey Day. Unless you live in Turkey. Which is now called Türkiye. There is no “Turkey Day” proclamation.
Old friends know and new friends will learn: the holiday we celebrate on Thursday is not called Turkey Day. It is called Thanksgiving. There is no such thing as Turkey Day. Unless you live in Turkey. Which is now called Türkiye. There is no “Turkey Day” proclamation.
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Behold and listen!
Old friends know and new friends will learn: the holiday we celebrate on Thursday is not called Turkey Day. It is called Thanksgiving. There is no such thing as Turkey Day. Unless you live in Turkey. Which is now called Türkiye. There is no “Turkey Day” proclamation.
Old friends know and new friends will learn: the holiday we celebrate on Thursday is not called Turkey Day. It is called Thanksgiving. There is no such thing as Turkey Day. Unless you live in Turkey. Which is now called Türkiye. There is no “Turkey Day” proclamation.
Marjorie Taylor Greene's time in Congress will enter the portal on January 5, 2026
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene's time in Congress will enter the portal on January 5, 2026
They gave the president the good drugs before he met with Mamdani, he said its okay you can call me a fascist
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
They gave the president the good drugs before he met with Mamdani, he said its okay you can call me a fascist
One month from Sunday is Christmas Adam! Who is taking me out to celebrate?
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
One month from Sunday is Christmas Adam! Who is taking me out to celebrate?
stickers I have seen
November 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
stickers I have seen
Thanksgiving at Joan Didion’s house sounds exhausting
November 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Thanksgiving at Joan Didion’s house sounds exhausting
Quiet, piggy! Is how I am telling friends and Beach Enemies to shut up from now on
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Quiet, piggy! Is how I am telling friends and Beach Enemies to shut up from now on
Imagine being such an awful person Dick Cheney doesn’t want you at his funeral
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Imagine being such an awful person Dick Cheney doesn’t want you at his funeral
Beloved war criminal and sometime painter George W Bush looks good
November 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Beloved war criminal and sometime painter George W Bush looks good
Next week, all around the Thanksgiving table across this great country, families all be arguing about if raping 15 year olds makes you a pedophile or just a ephebophile and if its okay to platform Nazis as a distraction from whether once again the turkey is too dry
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Next week, all around the Thanksgiving table across this great country, families all be arguing about if raping 15 year olds makes you a pedophile or just a ephebophile and if its okay to platform Nazis as a distraction from whether once again the turkey is too dry
Me: No one could ever ruin Patti Smith for me
Erza Klein: My guest today is Patti Smith
Erza Klein: My guest today is Patti Smith
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Me: No one could ever ruin Patti Smith for me
Erza Klein: My guest today is Patti Smith
Erza Klein: My guest today is Patti Smith
getting ready for Katie Wilson’s Seattle*/I am sad I missed this/stay weird Capitol Hill/oddities: old issues of the stranger, some home brew, a saint's relic
*that’s a joke, I love her
*that’s a joke, I love her
November 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
getting ready for Katie Wilson’s Seattle*/I am sad I missed this/stay weird Capitol Hill/oddities: old issues of the stranger, some home brew, a saint's relic
*that’s a joke, I love her
*that’s a joke, I love her
I’m excited to read the Epstein files with all the [six letters] [one letter] [five letters] redactions
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I’m excited to read the Epstein files with all the [six letters] [one letter] [five letters] redactions
I was walking home from church the other day and this woman had her headphones on. & as she walked by I could tell she was singing to herself. Normal at least for Seattle. As I walked by she sang to herself and I could hear what she was singing as she sang lungs full ON CHRISTMAS DAY IN THE MORNING!
November 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I was walking home from church the other day and this woman had her headphones on. & as she walked by I could tell she was singing to herself. Normal at least for Seattle. As I walked by she sang to herself and I could hear what she was singing as she sang lungs full ON CHRISTMAS DAY IN THE MORNING!
There is a man on the autobus eating chips. And whilst I have never seen or heard someone eating them so quietly I am nonetheless very rattled
November 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
There is a man on the autobus eating chips. And whilst I have never seen or heard someone eating them so quietly I am nonetheless very rattled
Everything I've learned about Olivia Nuzzi has been against my will
November 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Everything I've learned about Olivia Nuzzi has been against my will
Cultural hot take: I am not sure three episodes in I am sold on Pluribus but it’s warming up?
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Cultural hot take: I am not sure three episodes in I am sold on Pluribus but it’s warming up?
Xfinity glitching the fuck out during NFC West Animal Battle not helping stress
November 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Xfinity glitching the fuck out during NFC West Animal Battle not helping stress
¡Buena suerte y no la cagues, Chile!
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
¡Buena suerte y no la cagues, Chile!
Happy Chess revival premiere eve to all who celebrate
November 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Happy Chess revival premiere eve to all who celebrate
Your Trump/Clinton oral memes are killing my libido
(& if don’t know what I am talking about you are blessed)
(& if don’t know what I am talking about you are blessed)
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Your Trump/Clinton oral memes are killing my libido
(& if don’t know what I am talking about you are blessed)
(& if don’t know what I am talking about you are blessed)
I’ll admit it’s darkly hilarious to see MAGA (it’s hoax but let’s have the DOJ investigate political enemies over said hoax) contort themselves over the latest Epstein emails (at least she wasn’t 8!). As if they will do anything to justify it (he’s not pedophile he’s just a ephebophile).
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I’ll admit it’s darkly hilarious to see MAGA (it’s hoax but let’s have the DOJ investigate political enemies over said hoax) contort themselves over the latest Epstein emails (at least she wasn’t 8!). As if they will do anything to justify it (he’s not pedophile he’s just a ephebophile).