alex ☃️
@blahajparty.pds.witchcraft.systems
angel without wings :: she/her
Pinned
I'd never given much thought to how I would die. But dying in the place of shareholder value seems like a good way to go...
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drew a horse from imagination. is this what they look like
January 2, 2026 at 7:28 AM
drew a horse from imagination. is this what they look like
(hearing someone talk about zohran) wow he sounds rlly cool! what is new york btw i havent heard of that one before
January 2, 2026 at 5:41 AM
(hearing someone talk about zohran) wow he sounds rlly cool! what is new york btw i havent heard of that one before
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these are my emotional support 20 different shampoos and conditioners that i hate
June 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
these are my emotional support 20 different shampoos and conditioners that i hate
ooh im a scary dragon ooh i just pulverized an entire village ama
January 2, 2026 at 4:55 AM
ooh im a scary dragon ooh i just pulverized an entire village ama
2026: The Year We Lock In
January 2, 2026 at 3:14 AM
2026: The Year We Lock In
this thing is so stupid because why does it need to fly, why do the water jets need to move, etc. but i love it so much
January 2, 2026 at 12:44 AM
this thing is so stupid because why does it need to fly, why do the water jets need to move, etc. but i love it so much
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how dare you bring a flipper zero or raspberry pi to the zohran inauguration
January 1, 2026 at 9:22 PM
how dare you bring a flipper zero or raspberry pi to the zohran inauguration
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it’s january 1 and i’m “hanging out”
January 1, 2026 at 9:38 PM
it’s january 1 and i’m “hanging out”
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does anybunny else like to go to their friends' profiles and pet their avatars with ur cursor
December 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
does anybunny else like to go to their friends' profiles and pet their avatars with ur cursor
go go gadget um i forgot
January 1, 2026 at 12:08 PM
go go gadget um i forgot
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new to bluesky. how do i use grok. where is grok button
February 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
new to bluesky. how do i use grok. where is grok button
looking for a guy with a handlebar mustache to tie me to some train tracks. if you think this is you please dm me
January 1, 2026 at 11:21 AM
looking for a guy with a handlebar mustache to tie me to some train tracks. if you think this is you please dm me
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TECHNLGY/ALR25AD.GIF
December 31, 2025 at 7:20 AM
TECHNLGY/ALR25AD.GIF
in 2026 im gonna lose my virginity but then in 2027 im gonna get it back again. and then in 2028 im gonna learn how to skateboard and in 2029 im gonna die in the cascadia "megathrust" earthquake
January 1, 2026 at 5:54 AM
in 2026 im gonna lose my virginity but then in 2027 im gonna get it back again. and then in 2028 im gonna learn how to skateboard and in 2029 im gonna die in the cascadia "megathrust" earthquake
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this might be the last time we get to say this
January 1, 2026 at 5:33 AM
this might be the last time we get to say this
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2026 resolution is to be an elf
i want to cosplay as an elf but like without the connotations
December 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
2026 resolution is to be an elf
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[picking up a frog and excitedly running over to you] this is you
December 31, 2025 at 9:04 PM
[picking up a frog and excitedly running over to you] this is you
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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feel old yet? 2025 was 0 years ago
December 31, 2025 at 5:10 AM
feel old yet? 2025 was 0 years ago
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do not put your thing in these you will not be happy. it possesses only a simulacrum of a mouth
So, is there a MRS. Scrub Dadd—oh I’m so sorry, you folks have a good night
December 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
do not put your thing in these you will not be happy. it possesses only a simulacrum of a mouth
makign big money moves (bought groceries)
December 31, 2025 at 4:37 AM
makign big money moves (bought groceries)
starting in 2026, we will no longer be going through the motions. thank you for your understanding
December 31, 2025 at 4:24 AM
starting in 2026, we will no longer be going through the motions. thank you for your understanding