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Alex
@blahajparty.pds.witchcraft.systems
· Jun 25
I'd never given much thought to how I would die. But dying in the place of shareholder value seems like a good way to go...
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doctor: yea so it says here ur gonna fuckin die
me: oh well. life goes on
doctor: no
me: oh well. life goes on
doctor: no
April 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
doctor: yea so it says here ur gonna fuckin die
me: oh well. life goes on
doctor: no
me: oh well. life goes on
doctor: no
there's the kind that hurts for no reason and the kind where you just can't feel anything at all and apparently i get the best of both worlds
nerve damage 😔😔😔
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 AM
there's the kind that hurts for no reason and the kind where you just can't feel anything at all and apparently i get the best of both worlds
nerve damage 😔😔😔
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 AM
nerve damage 😔😔😔
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n queens problem is yuri
November 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
n queens problem is yuri
haha you fool. you moron. that was my decoy will to live
November 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
haha you fool. you moron. that was my decoy will to live
if i could change one thing about the world it would be to add more sand
November 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
if i could change one thing about the world it would be to add more sand
*sees literally any place* yea ive been there btw. back in 2005
November 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
*sees literally any place* yea ive been there btw. back in 2005
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if i was in that movie the birds i would have just said dont panic everbody these are louisiana nibblers they just doig what they do
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
if i was in that movie the birds i would have just said dont panic everbody these are louisiana nibblers they just doig what they do
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Doll should be allowed Video RAM
November 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Doll should be allowed Video RAM
yayyy im back!!! hi bleveryone
special thx to bsky for immediately disabling dms on the alt i created to msg the pds owners btw love u xoxoxo
special thx to bsky for immediately disabling dms on the alt i created to msg the pds owners btw love u xoxoxo
November 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
yayyy im back!!! hi bleveryone
special thx to bsky for immediately disabling dms on the alt i created to msg the pds owners btw love u xoxoxo
special thx to bsky for immediately disabling dms on the alt i created to msg the pds owners btw love u xoxoxo
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IT IS RAINING LET'S GOOOOO
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 AM
IT IS RAINING LET'S GOOOOO
the problem with stream of consciousness is that my consciousness isn't very good
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
the problem with stream of consciousness is that my consciousness isn't very good
thinking about the steam frame. why did they put a computer in it. isn't that like the one thing all steam users already have. and it makes it much more expensive which is imo the main reason why most ppl don't have a vr headset
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
thinking about the steam frame. why did they put a computer in it. isn't that like the one thing all steam users already have. and it makes it much more expensive which is imo the main reason why most ppl don't have a vr headset
nothing makes me feel like more of a hacker than typing LINUX at the LILO prompt and hitting enter
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
nothing makes me feel like more of a hacker than typing LINUX at the LILO prompt and hitting enter
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November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
working at a pre-seed startup focused on making snails faster
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
working at a pre-seed startup focused on making snails faster
now suddenly there was a change
November 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
now suddenly there was a change
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you pause to take a hit of your vape. "your mom when… me when your mom—" you black out and wake up in the new mexico desert at night. you hear the howling of something terrifying in the distance
October 2, 2024 at 10:52 AM
you pause to take a hit of your vape. "your mom when… me when your mom—" you black out and wake up in the new mexico desert at night. you hear the howling of something terrifying in the distance
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Yesterday there was a single giant fly in the house. This morning he came in my room, hovered slowly over my cup of juice, and then lowered himself in
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Yesterday there was a single giant fly in the house. This morning he came in my room, hovered slowly over my cup of juice, and then lowered himself in
me: hi friendly internet forum i have a question
idiot: well i asked chatgpt and it said [facially incorrect thing]
me: that's not right
idiot: oh. well maybe u can try asking chatgpt urself, if u phrase it differently maybe it will give u a different answer
idiot: well i asked chatgpt and it said [facially incorrect thing]
me: that's not right
idiot: oh. well maybe u can try asking chatgpt urself, if u phrase it differently maybe it will give u a different answer
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
me: hi friendly internet forum i have a question
idiot: well i asked chatgpt and it said [facially incorrect thing]
me: that's not right
idiot: oh. well maybe u can try asking chatgpt urself, if u phrase it differently maybe it will give u a different answer
idiot: well i asked chatgpt and it said [facially incorrect thing]
me: that's not right
idiot: oh. well maybe u can try asking chatgpt urself, if u phrase it differently maybe it will give u a different answer
my pussy hurts and its all because of woke
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 AM
my pussy hurts and its all because of woke
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wonder if there'll be IM A HUMAN button on wikipedia when chatgpt eats up everything and people go there to talk with gpt 7-mini who is still dumb as shit and can barely read
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
wonder if there'll be IM A HUMAN button on wikipedia when chatgpt eats up everything and people go there to talk with gpt 7-mini who is still dumb as shit and can barely read
wtf is dolby vision. i thought u were doing audio stuff. pick a struggle
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
wtf is dolby vision. i thought u were doing audio stuff. pick a struggle