BJ Colangelo
@bjcolangelo.bsky.social
Purveyor of Dismissed Cinema | PanCan Survivor | Author | Fat Lesbian Wife | Fangoria & /Film | Co-Host of This Ends at Prom Podcast | Mouthy Midwest Broad in L.A.
Nobody plays a "Dad in Glasses Dressed Like That" quite like Joe Chrest.
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Nobody plays a "Dad in Glasses Dressed Like That" quite like Joe Chrest.
Don't let me down by leaving THE CHILDREN (2008) out in the cold (at minimum, do watch it if you haven't seen it because it has my fave use of blood and snow of any movie).
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Don't let me down by leaving THE CHILDREN (2008) out in the cold (at minimum, do watch it if you haven't seen it because it has my fave use of blood and snow of any movie).
For the uninitiated:
I started a horror blog when I was 18 called "Day of the Woman: A Blog for the Feminine Side of Fear." It's also what got me published in my first book about film. This led to my first documentary appearance in GROWING UP W/ I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE.
I started a horror blog when I was 18 called "Day of the Woman: A Blog for the Feminine Side of Fear." It's also what got me published in my first book about film. This led to my first documentary appearance in GROWING UP W/ I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE.
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
For the uninitiated:
I started a horror blog when I was 18 called "Day of the Woman: A Blog for the Feminine Side of Fear." It's also what got me published in my first book about film. This led to my first documentary appearance in GROWING UP W/ I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE.
I started a horror blog when I was 18 called "Day of the Woman: A Blog for the Feminine Side of Fear." It's also what got me published in my first book about film. This led to my first documentary appearance in GROWING UP W/ I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE.
Very old Twitter thread (blue check meaning something era) as proof 🤣:
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Very old Twitter thread (blue check meaning something era) as proof 🤣:
I am being completely sincere when I say that Udo Kier’s performance as Professor Pericles on SCOOBY-DOO: MYSTERY INCORPORATED is easily in his top 5 best roles.
RIP to one of the greats.
RIP to one of the greats.
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I am being completely sincere when I say that Udo Kier’s performance as Professor Pericles on SCOOBY-DOO: MYSTERY INCORPORATED is easily in his top 5 best roles.
RIP to one of the greats.
RIP to one of the greats.
Thank you to the folks I’ve turbo blocked already for letting me know you didn’t actually read the fucking article.
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Thank you to the folks I’ve turbo blocked already for letting me know you didn’t actually read the fucking article.
Tonight I caught Byron Coolie’s TYT 5 directed by my dear friend Sidney Edwards and it was wonderful. Indie theatre forever holds the key to my heart.
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Tonight I caught Byron Coolie’s TYT 5 directed by my dear friend Sidney Edwards and it was wonderful. Indie theatre forever holds the key to my heart.
Marcia Brady cries about her braces being “ugly” while she spends all of season 1 rocking pigtails with a combover? Girl, you have bigger issues.
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Marcia Brady cries about her braces being “ugly” while she spends all of season 1 rocking pigtails with a combover? Girl, you have bigger issues.
Friday night at home with @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Friday night at home with @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social
Trump looks at Mamdani like when Dr. Doback meets Derek for the first time in Step Brothers.
November 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Trump looks at Mamdani like when Dr. Doback meets Derek for the first time in Step Brothers.
The greatest cinematic question of all time has been answered by WICKED: FOR GOOD.
Yes, there are guns in the magical land of Oz.
Yes, there are guns in the magical land of Oz.
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The greatest cinematic question of all time has been answered by WICKED: FOR GOOD.
Yes, there are guns in the magical land of Oz.
Yes, there are guns in the magical land of Oz.
I just realized the second photo didn't show up. You're welcome.
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I just realized the second photo didn't show up. You're welcome.
None of you can say shit to me ever again.
November 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
None of you can say shit to me ever again.
Today was an absolute delight. More soon. #Zootopia2
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Today was an absolute delight. More soon. #Zootopia2
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
When you host a teen girl movie podcast, you and your besties get to enjoy a Pink Slip themed night in honor of FREAKIER FRIDAY’s home release.🥰
November 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
When you host a teen girl movie podcast, you and your besties get to enjoy a Pink Slip themed night in honor of FREAKIER FRIDAY’s home release.🥰
Everyone see PREDATOR: BADLANDS this weekend so all of these fucking losers can eat shit.
November 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Everyone see PREDATOR: BADLANDS this weekend so all of these fucking losers can eat shit.
Yeah, but could a mentally ill person watch a range of movies like this in less than a week? @letterboxd.social
November 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Yeah, but could a mentally ill person watch a range of movies like this in less than a week? @letterboxd.social
Wow. Nice insult, Hannah Montana. You got any more harsh digs?
When will chodes realize that you cannot insult me by *checks notes* using factually accurate descriptors of me?
When will chodes realize that you cannot insult me by *checks notes* using factually accurate descriptors of me?
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Wow. Nice insult, Hannah Montana. You got any more harsh digs?
When will chodes realize that you cannot insult me by *checks notes* using factually accurate descriptors of me?
When will chodes realize that you cannot insult me by *checks notes* using factually accurate descriptors of me?
I should call her.
November 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I should call her.
