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Jeff
@bitwiz.bsky.social
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Network Engineer
I break things and fix them.
I paint things.
I print things.
And now I have a frickin laser.
Vegas baby!

I identify as a drunk raccoon.
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bitwiz.bsky.social
@alyssam-infosec.com
It makes the S1 look so tiny
Xtool s1 and p2s side by side
February 8, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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theonion.com
Old Man Whistling While Slapping Knee Once Again Sweeps Grammys https://theonion.com/old-man-whistling-while-slapping-knee-once-again-sweeps-1851226320/
Old Man Whistling While Slapping Knee Once Again Sweeps Grammys
February 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
bitwiz.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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steelersgirl.bsky.social
January 26, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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tom.medsky.social
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
bitwiz.bsky.social
So, I made a thing
A DM screen
January 24, 2026 at 11:49 PM
bitwiz.bsky.social
Jfc...
January 24, 2026 at 8:47 PM
bitwiz.bsky.social
"Stress hormone filled bouncy house"

Yeah, liking it.
January 18, 2026 at 10:29 PM
bitwiz.bsky.social
@alyssam-infosec.com well... this happened
January 17, 2026 at 11:47 PM
bitwiz.bsky.social
Maybe today
January 9, 2026 at 6:52 PM
bitwiz.bsky.social
Sigh... maybe tomorrow
January 8, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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muskratjohn.bsky.social
New Year? New DORK TOWER TUESDAY! New current-eventful strip up now, at the Mothership:

www.dorktower.com/2026/01/06/2...

Reblog/Repost/Repeat, please and thanks so very much!
MATT: " HAPPY NEW YEAR!" KEN: "We bombed Venezuela, abducted a foreign leader, and threatened to invade a NATO ally."
January 6, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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jenmsft.bsky.social
"Do you have any plans for New Year's?"

The plans:
Three identical drawings of a stick figure in bed, sleeping. Captioned 11:59 pm, 12:00 am, and 12:01 am
December 31, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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muskratjohn.bsky.social
The @chriseliopoulos.com Elves are in a pickle(ball)! It's s Holy Jolly DORK TOWER MONDAY, up at the Mothership now!

www.dorktower.com/2025/12/26/e...

Repost/reblog/REGIFT, CHEERS and thank you!
The Elves are playing Pickleball, complaining that LARPing as Modern Americans is exhausting.
December 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
bitwiz.bsky.social
@lynai.bsky.social
Squeeeee
December 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
bitwiz.bsky.social
So.. I made beignets

I may or may not have over sugared them
December 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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free.law
Y’all know we have a tool for finding exactly these kinds of bad redactions, right? free.law/open-source-...
December 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
bitwiz.bsky.social
Welp, notnon my bingo card. But cool
December 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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tracketpacer.com
i know most of my network is neteng, cybersec, & programming-ish folks, but if anyone out there is into hardware engineering, we have some senior & principal spots open at Blue! blueorigin.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/BlueOrigin/j...
December 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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muskratjohn.bsky.social
It's a Carol of the Stells DORK TOWER WEDNESDAY! Tuneful new strip up now, at the Mothership!

www.dorktower.com/2025/12/15/1...

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Giilly, working at her computer. Stell, off-screen, singing "Happy Homonyms."
December 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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lookitup.baby
"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked-"
December 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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wilwheaton.net
It hasn't even been twelve hours, but all three of us have been overwhelmed with requests from media for comment and I'm mostly writing this now so they'll leave me alone.
this is such a painful loss. my heart is broken.
“The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of, because words diminish them — words shrink things that seemed limitless when they were in your head to no more than living size when they’re brought out. But it’s more than that,...
wilwheaton.net
December 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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chriscjackson.bsky.social
This entire weekend
in the pit
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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muskratjohn.bsky.social
ICYMI yesterday…
muskratjohn.bsky.social John Kovalic @muskratjohn.bsky.social · Dec 4
It's a socially active DORK TOWER THURSDAY! Frugal new strip up now, back at the Mothership:

www.dorktower.com/2025/12/03/1...

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December 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM