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birky
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A supporter of short summers and terrible sports teams.

I am not responsible for anything I post.

#dadstuff feed -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zl3pdyh5yjmjtcgewsxewkdu/feed/aaab2hqrmufls
November 2, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Ohhh, now I understand why people don't like her.
October 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
October 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
October 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
So happy for Hazel Mae
October 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
oh no baby what is you doin
October 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
October 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
As you get older, you see fewer and fewer things that truly surprise you. But today was one of those days, as I watched a young woman pull a large chow-type dog onto her back in some kind of dog backpack before climbing onto a bike and pedaling away.

The dog was facing backwards, like this.
October 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
[guy in a coma since 2002 wakes up and turns on the tv]

"Oh my god, how many 9/11's have there been?!?"
October 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"theeeeeee yankees lose"
October 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
October 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Calls!
September 30, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Economy's fine, please don't look under the hood
September 30, 2025 at 11:51 AM
This is the extent of what was said on Kimmel's show re: Kirk.

You be the judge.
September 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
September 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Oh, word?
September 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
here ya go
September 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

You know what, I like my odds.
August 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Sorry Gen Z, but you really aren't ever going to own your own home.
August 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
So long, my friend. Until next time...
July 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
This is the best granola I've ever tasted
July 22, 2025 at 11:22 AM
lmao this is DEI
July 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Alternatively,
July 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
@gork is this real??
June 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
June 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM