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A supporter of short summers and terrible sports teams.

I am not responsible for anything I post.

#dadstuff feed -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zl3pdyh5yjmjtcgewsxewkdu/feed/aaab2hqrmufls
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
There is one defensible path forward for the Leafs at this point, and that's to rebuild.
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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This Leafs era is already over whether you want it to be or not.
October 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Most people in the skilled trades drive vans for work
Really hard to imagine what a city dweller would do with a truck this big. The bed of the truck is fully over the hood of my vehicle. I drive a Highlander by the way. Not exactly small.
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A family member recently decided to end her life via medically-assisted suicide. She suffered from terminal brain cancer for the last several years, and I really appreciate she was able to go out on her own terms rather than let the cancer take more of herself.
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.

Follow AP for live updates.
Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power
One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.
bit.ly
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I think my brain is still trying to come to terms with the Jays losing that game. Devastating.
November 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
November 2, 2025 at 12:03 PM
The city of Toronto could teach a masterclass on how to lose a game 7.
November 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
One of you people did something truly heinous in a previous life and we're all paying for it
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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We truly live in the worst timeline. Lol.
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Woke my oldest up at the top of the 9th and just sent him back to bed
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
the blue jays are trying to kill me, personally
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Oh my god, get him outta there for fucks sakes
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
When does Bieber come in?
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
OH MY GOD
November 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
world series bottom of the 9th bases loaded tie game
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Nathan Phillips Square outside Toronto City Hall is PACKED.

Six outs away.

📸 @NickIwanyshyn
November 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
my wife just said Ernie Clement looks like DJ Tanner's boyfriend.

She has been removed from the room.
November 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
ERNIE CLEMENTE!!
November 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Hoo boy, Springer is going to get a shot to end it here
November 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I'm not sure Straw touched 3rd, might be a gift of a call
November 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Quoting an adage that is not actually in the Bible to justify starving kids at home and abroad might be the essence of MAGA.

A movement of true idiots.
October 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Mass exodus of Dodger fans when Blake Treinen’s name was announced.

One fan in my section “are you FUCKING KIDDING ME DAVE”

Why sit in parking lot traffic for 2 hours when ths Dodgers manager has conceded the game?
October 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Ohhh, now I understand why people don't like her.
October 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM