Birdpoof
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Also at: https://mastodon.world/@birdpoof
Absolutely not even clicking "play" on that pile of crap, out of principle
December 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Absolutely not even clicking "play" on that pile of crap, out of principle
I COULDN'T EVEN LIFT THAT 🤣
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I COULDN'T EVEN LIFT THAT 🤣
Reposted by Birdpoof
7000+ images sifted... and BINGO!!
December 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
7000+ images sifted... and BINGO!!
He sounds incredibly desperate for your validation (attention).
December 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
He sounds incredibly desperate for your validation (attention).
Schadenfreude is real
December 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Schadenfreude is real
"women's portions" better cost only 60% of men's prices.
December 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
"women's portions" better cost only 60% of men's prices.
Sometimes I imagine an alien species far in the future will discover a random piece of shit like this on Earth after humans go extinct and invent a whole-ass theory on human religion based on it. Anthropology.
December 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Sometimes I imagine an alien species far in the future will discover a random piece of shit like this on Earth after humans go extinct and invent a whole-ass theory on human religion based on it. Anthropology.
OMFG THIS IS A THING?!
....I should not be surprised, and yet.
....I should not be surprised, and yet.
December 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
OMFG THIS IS A THING?!
....I should not be surprised, and yet.
....I should not be surprised, and yet.
No company that values itself should ever hire from Texas, clearly.
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
No company that values itself should ever hire from Texas, clearly.
Dollar-Store Mirror Universe continues
December 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Dollar-Store Mirror Universe continues