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birb
@birbie.bsky.social
18+. I am a chicken toy. it/he/they
Find my little Andre/Noid + Sid/Johnny haven:
https://archiveofourown.org/users/BirbieBird/works
profile pic by @taxuram, adult supervision @riwox
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Fight Club is about being plural & having gay sex with yourself & also secretly being a woman the whole time who you choose over capitalism by killing the alter that is a toxic man with the healing reintegrative magic of gun blowjobs. My mental health is great do not read into this i read the book.
February 10, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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Day two of #SubBottomVDay
Bondage (and mating press 💘)
February 8, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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Republicans getting destroyed by a bunny at halftime
February 9, 2026 at 8:57 AM
This in black & white...
Cookies N' Kicks x Mutsu "Ribcage Patchwork Kimono" / Panatomy No.106
YouTube video by MUTSU BY PROSPECTIVE FLOW
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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I THINK I FINISHED THE MOON BOYS MILKSHAKES!

I changed the glasses a bit so as to have more 'height' left for the boys!

Whether they will turn out the same (color-wise) after printing idk... we shall see!
What do we think? Might go back later once more hmmm...

#Pummeart #MoonKnight
October 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
bwahaha wanted to forage for fandom content and logged into my old livejournal. quality ADHD moment
February 1, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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I just *saw* you climb the ladder. You just climbed it, like a regular person.
January 31, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Happy birthday John, you difficult, difficult little man
January 31, 2026 at 8:22 AM
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:

#DiscoElysium
December 24, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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The Pistols played Cain’s Ballroom in Tulsa on January 11th 1978, Sid Vicious punched a hole in the wall and they memorialized it.
January 2, 2026 at 11:14 AM
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SID VICIOUS
January 12, 2026 at 9:37 AM
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Puppy girl who hands you one of these after sex
January 27, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I've been writing a lot this evening which is neat but oh god I need to get up at 6~
January 26, 2026 at 12:39 AM
My Acne Studios stripey sweater is too itchy for me, ugh. I just can't deal with wool on my skin nghh... at least I got it second hand on Vinted (I don't buy new wool) so it wasn't a fortune but... back on Vinted it'll go. - _-
it looked so soft. man.
January 26, 2026 at 12:34 AM
youtube.com/watch?v=a9e0mTLLIKg "your mum will like it" bwaha.. imagine that being said in other - oh well
The Bill Grundy V Sex Pistols. 20min Sky Arts Dramatisation
YouTube video by The Sex Pistols Archive
youtube.com
January 25, 2026 at 12:18 PM
sad to disappoint everyone but the bruises on t𝓻mp's hand probably don't mean that he'll go meet his maker, it's most likely some sort of issue from prolonged cortisone use combined with something else equally 'hmm'. a family member gets bruises like this. but let's not give up hope entirely.
January 24, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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Missing moment from the cottage #heatedrivalry #nsfw
January 21, 2026 at 9:05 PM
sometimes I see a knit sweater that is too ugly for my tastes but i'd still like to buy it and send it to noel fielding so he can wear it to GBBO
January 23, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I don't get what Dokomi is doing - didn't they say they'd raffle out a good portion of the spaces? Why are some people being rejected already? If my stuff doesn't suit the con that's cool, but, uh, confused at who else is getting rejected before closing date.
January 20, 2026 at 9:34 PM
OK I'm gonna get a mug of mulled wine and write a little. I need to make some form of art happen.
January 19, 2026 at 7:07 PM
It's always potatoes time and onions time.
January 19, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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sketch sheet #Commission for my wife(@birbie.bsky.social) 🥰

cw: mpreg, rpf

#RicDraws #NSFW
January 19, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Disclosure Day looks kinda cool
January 18, 2026 at 12:11 PM