PATRICK S.
@bigplastichead.bsky.social
Every day is better than the next. Book designer for Dark Horse Comics. Opinions are my own. There will be unapologetic swearing. Like...A LOT. Here to hand out deez and nunyas. he/him. PDX, RCTID
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PATRICK S.
@bigplastichead.bsky.social
· Nov 17
The internet was a bad idea.
Turkey* is in the smoker at 6:00 AM
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Turkey* is in the smoker at 6:00 AM
LFG
The majority of MLB executives polled by ESPN believe the Giants will land Tatsuya Imai this offseason 🤩
MLB executives predict Giants will sign Japanese star pitcher Tatsuya Imai in MLB free agency
MLB executives favor the San Francisco Giants in this offseason's Tatsuya Imai sweepstakes.
www.nbcsportsbayarea.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
LFG
Kid was joking he wanted a riding lawn mower for Christmas. Not sure why or where it came from. With that, we watched THE STRAIGHT STORY last night. Holds up. Still a wonderful, beautiful Lynch film. 🚜
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Kid was joking he wanted a riding lawn mower for Christmas. Not sure why or where it came from. With that, we watched THE STRAIGHT STORY last night. Holds up. Still a wonderful, beautiful Lynch film. 🚜
Son's birthday today. He is down at the DMV taking his learners permit test. RIP dad.⚰️💀
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Son's birthday today. He is down at the DMV taking his learners permit test. RIP dad.⚰️💀
President of Solutions is my least favorite GBV album.
Scott Bessent on the administration's affordability plan: "We'll see. He's the president of solutions, and I'm sure that we will have a solution to this."
(Note the complete lack of pushback to this by Rebecca Quick and contrast with her recent attempted ambush of Hakeem Jeffries)
(Note the complete lack of pushback to this by Rebecca Quick and contrast with her recent attempted ambush of Hakeem Jeffries)
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
President of Solutions is my least favorite GBV album.
Reminds me of this internet classic. idlewords.com/2007/04/the_...
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Reminds me of this internet classic. idlewords.com/2007/04/the_...
"that language is not appreciated"
Ok piggy
Ok piggy
Leavitt: "I saw the South African president running his mouth a little bit against the US and the president earlier today, and that language is not appreciated by the president or his team."
November 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
"that language is not appreciated"
Ok piggy
Ok piggy
Everyone is 12 Now rule holding up.
Vance: "We had a meeting with Jeffries and Schumer in the Oval Office. The president whispers to one of his personal assistants and she comes back with two Trump 2028 hats. Then he has the photographer come in and he points at Jeffries as he's holding the Trump 2028 hat! It was a hysterical moment."
November 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Everyone is 12 Now rule holding up.
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always be there
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
always be there
Whoa. Weird way to bring this around to Charlie Kirk.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Whoa. Weird way to bring this around to Charlie Kirk.
Still thinking about how Trump not releasing his tax returns was his biggest scandal.
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Still thinking about how Trump not releasing his tax returns was his biggest scandal.
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Oops! All Metaphors!
President Trump walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Oops! All Metaphors!
Still not sure if Hassett is an Andy Daly character or not.
KERNEN: If we're reversing some tariffs to try to help affordability, isn't that acknowledging that tariffs were responsible for some of the higher prices and inflation?
HASSETT: This is nothing new
HASSETT: This is nothing new
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Still not sure if Hassett is an Andy Daly character or not.
So much porking going on there.
November 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
So much porking going on there.
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even I think the appropriate response to this is gay jokes
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
even I think the appropriate response to this is gay jokes
Man, can’t believe how fast they were to get a pinball out for GDT’s FRANKENSTEIN.
November 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Man, can’t believe how fast they were to get a pinball out for GDT’s FRANKENSTEIN.
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Awful news.
Snider was born in Portland and became well known in the roots music scene of the early 2000s, particularly for his album “East Nashville Sky,” which helped shape the modern alternative country genre.
Portland-born songwriter Todd Snider dead at 59
Snider was born in Portland and became well known in the roots music scene of the early 2000s, particularly for his album “East Nashville Sky,” which helped shape the modern alternative country genre.
www.opb.org
November 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Awful news.
Because there is oil there and he always bitched about how the US should have taken all of the Iraqs oil and he wouldn’t shut up about it.
Breaking news: High-level discussions over whether to attack Venezuela — and how — have been underway for days.
It remains unclear if President Trump has decided to pursue such an escalation.
It remains unclear if President Trump has decided to pursue such an escalation.
Trump weighs Venezuela strikes as U.S. forces prepare for attack order
High-level discussions, underway for days, have explored a variety of potential military options, people familiar with the matter said.
wapo.st
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Because there is oil there and he always bitched about how the US should have taken all of the Iraqs oil and he wouldn’t shut up about it.
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One of my absolute favorite things about ordering from TeenBeat is that Mark Robinson always writes a little thank you note and I save them all. I probably have 50 of these in a box.
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
One of my absolute favorite things about ordering from TeenBeat is that Mark Robinson always writes a little thank you note and I save them all. I probably have 50 of these in a box.
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Mike Johnson is a great Phil Hartman character.
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Mike Johnson is a great Phil Hartman character.
I need good things in my life so I am going to believe that the designer did this on purpose to fuck with them.
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I need good things in my life so I am going to believe that the designer did this on purpose to fuck with them.
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any updates on this btw?
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
any updates on this btw?
I am beginning to think that maybe—just maybe—well known financier Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself.
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I am beginning to think that maybe—just maybe—well known financier Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself.