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@bigbadbick.bsky.social
· Jul 6
Ah well. You win some, you lose a lot.
So long, my sweet polar vortex…
February 11, 2026 at 4:43 AM
So long, my sweet polar vortex…
Maybe if Ocarina of Time Zelda had been playing for rbe Patriots, they’d have won the Super Bowl last weekend.
February 11, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Maybe if Ocarina of Time Zelda had been playing for rbe Patriots, they’d have won the Super Bowl last weekend.
So many people in the current US federal administration seem fundamentally unable to grasp the most basic concept of commerce, the exchange of money for goods and services, and keep demanding compensation beyond that 1:1 exchange.
February 10, 2026 at 8:41 PM
So many people in the current US federal administration seem fundamentally unable to grasp the most basic concept of commerce, the exchange of money for goods and services, and keep demanding compensation beyond that 1:1 exchange.
Goddamn, that pooch is fuckin flying.
Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
February 10, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Goddamn, that pooch is fuckin flying.
CBC News headline about how Carney had to call Trump and explain to him why the new bridge is good for America, and like, how could you not be embarrassed beyond belief that Trump is your guy at this point? (Do not take this as an endorsement of Carney, who also sucks ass.)
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
CBC News headline about how Carney had to call Trump and explain to him why the new bridge is good for America, and like, how could you not be embarrassed beyond belief that Trump is your guy at this point? (Do not take this as an endorsement of Carney, who also sucks ass.)
After watching a single 15 minute medley, I feel pretty confident saying Bad Bunny is for the people.
February 10, 2026 at 4:20 PM
After watching a single 15 minute medley, I feel pretty confident saying Bad Bunny is for the people.
You can't spell "noice" without "NO ICE"
February 10, 2026 at 3:19 PM
You can't spell "noice" without "NO ICE"
I'm going to make a video game where every command is slowly subsumed by buttons that pet the dog.
February 10, 2026 at 6:38 AM
I'm going to make a video game where every command is slowly subsumed by buttons that pet the dog.
I mean, the thing is, this is kind of just your baseline American impression of Canada. This is just the Shaq Epson commercial where goes “Hi Canada! Hockey? Love it!” But, you know, from a sundowning head of state.
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I mean, the thing is, this is kind of just your baseline American impression of Canada. This is just the Shaq Epson commercial where goes “Hi Canada! Hockey? Love it!” But, you know, from a sundowning head of state.
The combat in Metaphor: ReFantazio is so frustrating.
February 9, 2026 at 9:26 PM
The combat in Metaphor: ReFantazio is so frustrating.
I watched the Bad Bunny halftime show, and may I just say, merci beaucoup monsieur Méchant Lapin pour inclure le Canada dans votre message de la solidarité Americaine.
February 9, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I watched the Bad Bunny halftime show, and may I just say, merci beaucoup monsieur Méchant Lapin pour inclure le Canada dans votre message de la solidarité Americaine.
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No, I can't close these tabs, these are my emotional support Dark Souls III guide tabs.
April 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
No, I can't close these tabs, these are my emotional support Dark Souls III guide tabs.
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Quote with your horn art!
Lil puny baby horns, but horns nonetheless!
Lil puny baby horns, but horns nonetheless!
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Quote with your horn art!
Lil puny baby horns, but horns nonetheless!
Lil puny baby horns, but horns nonetheless!
They’re calling it the Super Bowl of foot ball.
February 9, 2026 at 2:04 AM
They’re calling it the Super Bowl of foot ball.
Drake Maye or Drake May not. Who’s to say?
February 9, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Drake Maye or Drake May not. Who’s to say?
While many of you will be screaming “go patriots!” or “go Seahawks!” I’ll be screaming “go Robert Mueller and the rule of law!”
February 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
While many of you will be screaming “go patriots!” or “go Seahawks!” I’ll be screaming “go Robert Mueller and the rule of law!”
I think maybe we just need to burn the world down and start over. Maybe give the lobsters a chance.
February 7, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I think maybe we just need to burn the world down and start over. Maybe give the lobsters a chance.
*slaps the hood of @remapradio.bsky.social’s Game of the Year Part 4 podcast* This 5-star runtime can fit so much Rob Zacny slander.
February 6, 2026 at 2:00 PM
*slaps the hood of @remapradio.bsky.social’s Game of the Year Part 4 podcast* This 5-star runtime can fit so much Rob Zacny slander.
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worst version of this engagement farming was final rounds of Twitter - the game there has now become to create completely opaque, senseless vids/posts designed to trigger a fleet of morons to ask grok “context?”
no clearer illustration to me of Arendt’s point - fascism unstitches meaning itself.
no clearer illustration to me of Arendt’s point - fascism unstitches meaning itself.
The fucking psychic damage I keep taking from random instagram posts with "What do you think?" in the description is enough that I think I need to delete that app for good.
February 5, 2026 at 8:38 PM
worst version of this engagement farming was final rounds of Twitter - the game there has now become to create completely opaque, senseless vids/posts designed to trigger a fleet of morons to ask grok “context?”
no clearer illustration to me of Arendt’s point - fascism unstitches meaning itself.
no clearer illustration to me of Arendt’s point - fascism unstitches meaning itself.
The fucking psychic damage I keep taking from random instagram posts with "What do you think?" in the description is enough that I think I need to delete that app for good.
February 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
The fucking psychic damage I keep taking from random instagram posts with "What do you think?" in the description is enough that I think I need to delete that app for good.
I don't know when everyone became so obsessed with how much media costs to produce and how much it earns in sales, but the rise of cost-forward discussion of art is genuinely one of the most annoying and damaging things to happen to media literacy.
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I don't know when everyone became so obsessed with how much media costs to produce and how much it earns in sales, but the rise of cost-forward discussion of art is genuinely one of the most annoying and damaging things to happen to media literacy.
M**a L**a
Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law
February 5, 2026 at 6:30 PM
M**a L**a
So funny to be a grievance columnist for a local newspaper, regularly use your platform to lash out at civilians when criticized over your uninformed, barely literate opinions only to retreat to the aegis of "Well, a would-be local Thomas Kinkade shares my opinion! Checkmate!" when challenged.
February 5, 2026 at 6:08 PM
So funny to be a grievance columnist for a local newspaper, regularly use your platform to lash out at civilians when criticized over your uninformed, barely literate opinions only to retreat to the aegis of "Well, a would-be local Thomas Kinkade shares my opinion! Checkmate!" when challenged.
Assassin’s Creed: It’s A Video Game, Alright
February 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Assassin’s Creed: It’s A Video Game, Alright
Your life is like a book written by you, but brother, statistically speaking, you are not a writer, and man, this is… woof, you wrote this? Yikes dawg.
February 5, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Your life is like a book written by you, but brother, statistically speaking, you are not a writer, and man, this is… woof, you wrote this? Yikes dawg.