輪恐竜
@bicycloraptor.bsky.social
qualified high speed rail himbo 🚄🫡
paleoidiot 🦕🦖🦣🤔
can be serious if prompted 😶🌫️🍃
London, UK
paleoidiot 🦕🦖🦣🤔
can be serious if prompted 😶🌫️🍃
London, UK
they should invent dog food for men but i don't mean food that is 'dog food' for men but actual dog food that i a man can also eat and have with my dog i want dog dinner parties with the bros
December 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
they should invent dog food for men but i don't mean food that is 'dog food' for men but actual dog food that i a man can also eat and have with my dog i want dog dinner parties with the bros
at some point in the late 1500s the past lives of me and my wife passed each other on the streets of Samarkand and promptly thought 'damn that ass'
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
at some point in the late 1500s the past lives of me and my wife passed each other on the streets of Samarkand and promptly thought 'damn that ass'
i reccomend pouring instant coffee down your pants so you can trick your smartwatch into counting your 10,000 daily steps from the comfort of your seat
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
i reccomend pouring instant coffee down your pants so you can trick your smartwatch into counting your 10,000 daily steps from the comfort of your seat
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my balls have been STOLEN
my balls are currently on loan to the louvre
October 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
my balls have been STOLEN
imagine having thoughts
imagine *sharing* those thoughts
crazy
imagine *sharing* those thoughts
crazy
July 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
imagine having thoughts
imagine *sharing* those thoughts
crazy
imagine *sharing* those thoughts
crazy
world crocodile day was yesterday and i missed it
i am going to kill myself
i am going to kill myself
June 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
world crocodile day was yesterday and i missed it
i am going to kill myself
i am going to kill myself
you can have a week straight of optimal summer weather in London but finding a chill person to swim and hang out with is still impossible
June 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
you can have a week straight of optimal summer weather in London but finding a chill person to swim and hang out with is still impossible
chainsmoking tiktok slop is a great baby name
May 29, 2025 at 11:16 AM
chainsmoking tiktok slop is a great baby name
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The Last Emperor
April 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The Last Emperor
offered with no comment:
March 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
offered with no comment:
i have accepted the fact i cannot make new friends in London, so i will proceed to just create weird little guys in Spore and make them cry. forever
March 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
i have accepted the fact i cannot make new friends in London, so i will proceed to just create weird little guys in Spore and make them cry. forever
last month i attempted to do actual witchcraft but i keep forgetting that trying a new career path is a grave mistake so now im concerned i will resent the wizard industry and lurk wizard LinkedIn as penance
March 5, 2025 at 9:12 AM
last month i attempted to do actual witchcraft but i keep forgetting that trying a new career path is a grave mistake so now im concerned i will resent the wizard industry and lurk wizard LinkedIn as penance
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Hungry pterodactyl: hey, does anyone wanna get Ptaco Bell?
February 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Hungry pterodactyl: hey, does anyone wanna get Ptaco Bell?
the children in the park begin to cry as i dance to to yet another molchat doma song while my raccoon drug dealer lights a cigarette
January 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
the children in the park begin to cry as i dance to to yet another molchat doma song while my raccoon drug dealer lights a cigarette
does anybody want to go to dinocon with me
January 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
does anybody want to go to dinocon with me
born to be dr House
forced to become Wilson
forced to become Wilson
January 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
born to be dr House
forced to become Wilson
forced to become Wilson
jueputa can't i just reply 'it was ok' to people asking how my Christmas break was without them going 'holy shit are you dying???'
January 7, 2025 at 8:43 AM
jueputa can't i just reply 'it was ok' to people asking how my Christmas break was without them going 'holy shit are you dying???'
*nosferatu voice*
im a barrrbie girrrrrl
in a barrrbie worrrrld
im a barrrbie girrrrrl
in a barrrbie worrrrld
January 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
*nosferatu voice*
im a barrrbie girrrrrl
in a barrrbie worrrrld
im a barrrbie girrrrrl
in a barrrbie worrrrld
IT'S A CENOZOIC CHRISTMAS
December 24, 2024 at 11:36 PM
IT'S A CENOZOIC CHRISTMAS
the stupidest thing about a good diet, exercise and proper nutrition is that i can feel like a cold is coming, not see the sun all day and STILL have a delightful day like what the fuck
December 16, 2024 at 4:39 PM
the stupidest thing about a good diet, exercise and proper nutrition is that i can feel like a cold is coming, not see the sun all day and STILL have a delightful day like what the fuck
they've done it
they've captured my spirit in a dinosaur
they've captured my spirit in a dinosaur
Meet Alan the Utahraptor, the star of a new short film, "Jurassic Ward", coming 2025! (Dropbox link in thread to see it uncompressed)
December 13, 2024 at 11:49 AM
they've done it
they've captured my spirit in a dinosaur
they've captured my spirit in a dinosaur
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911: what is your emergency
ME: i need to listen to smooth jazz
911: hold please
ME: i need to listen to smooth jazz
911: hold please
December 11, 2024 at 10:07 PM
911: what is your emergency
ME: i need to listen to smooth jazz
911: hold please
ME: i need to listen to smooth jazz
911: hold please
my favorite thing about white British people is how they're great at ignoring me
December 12, 2024 at 9:19 AM
my favorite thing about white British people is how they're great at ignoring me