Beyond the Machina!
@beyondthemachina.bsky.social
He/They, Bi. I make cool stuff I think is pretty rad. I do not and will not sell Proxies. Check out my links https://linktr.ee/beyond_the_machina
Email: [email protected]
Email: [email protected]
Pinned
This is a (mostly) blank canvas
I want to fill it up, but I need your help
For 10$ in B&W & 20$ in Color, I will draw your fave creature or creature type card somewhere on the canvas
once it's done well see what #MTG creatures reign supreme!
Want something on there? details in comments below!
I want to fill it up, but I need your help
For 10$ in B&W & 20$ in Color, I will draw your fave creature or creature type card somewhere on the canvas
once it's done well see what #MTG creatures reign supreme!
Want something on there? details in comments below!
Reposted by Beyond the Machina!
I got my pictures back from a photoshoot I did a few weeks back and - I'm hecking pretty
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I got my pictures back from a photoshoot I did a few weeks back and - I'm hecking pretty
Reposted by Beyond the Machina!
Since I'm slowly working on a Kirby themed deck alter project, here's another cute one - Waddle Doo as Trophy Mage!
Painted with Posca markers and some brush work.
Ref: Official game art.
Painted with Posca markers and some brush work.
Ref: Official game art.
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Since I'm slowly working on a Kirby themed deck alter project, here's another cute one - Waddle Doo as Trophy Mage!
Painted with Posca markers and some brush work.
Ref: Official game art.
Painted with Posca markers and some brush work.
Ref: Official game art.
Reposted by Beyond the Machina!
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
Reposted by Beyond the Machina!
Went to the grocery store two days before Thanksgiving. Shouldn't have done that!
Did get called "ma'am" in the parking lot, though, so like
Did get called "ma'am" in the parking lot, though, so like
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Went to the grocery store two days before Thanksgiving. Shouldn't have done that!
Did get called "ma'am" in the parking lot, though, so like
Did get called "ma'am" in the parking lot, though, so like
Reposted by Beyond the Machina!
Happy... Token.. Tuesday? 👀
(𝘐𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨? 𝘐𝘧 𝘯𝘰𝘵, 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘦 𝘔𝘈𝘒𝘌 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨?)
*𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘮* Speaking of tokens, please give a warm welcome our next Shoebox guest, a well-known creator of all things cute and custom -- Inklin! ✨ @inklincustoms.bsky.social
(𝘐𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨? 𝘐𝘧 𝘯𝘰𝘵, 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘦 𝘔𝘈𝘒𝘌 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨?)
*𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘮* Speaking of tokens, please give a warm welcome our next Shoebox guest, a well-known creator of all things cute and custom -- Inklin! ✨ @inklincustoms.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Happy... Token.. Tuesday? 👀
(𝘐𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨? 𝘐𝘧 𝘯𝘰𝘵, 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘦 𝘔𝘈𝘒𝘌 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨?)
*𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘮* Speaking of tokens, please give a warm welcome our next Shoebox guest, a well-known creator of all things cute and custom -- Inklin! ✨ @inklincustoms.bsky.social
(𝘐𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨? 𝘐𝘧 𝘯𝘰𝘵, 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘦 𝘔𝘈𝘒𝘌 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨?)
*𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘮* Speaking of tokens, please give a warm welcome our next Shoebox guest, a well-known creator of all things cute and custom -- Inklin! ✨ @inklincustoms.bsky.social
Reposted by Beyond the Machina!
Gonna make a video about what I call "the sol ring scale"
y'all will see it when it comes out but I will say I can only think of one card that's a 0/10 on the scale and it's not actually a sol ring lmao.
Can y'all guess what it is?
y'all will see it when it comes out but I will say I can only think of one card that's a 0/10 on the scale and it's not actually a sol ring lmao.
Can y'all guess what it is?
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Gonna make a video about what I call "the sol ring scale"
y'all will see it when it comes out but I will say I can only think of one card that's a 0/10 on the scale and it's not actually a sol ring lmao.
Can y'all guess what it is?
y'all will see it when it comes out but I will say I can only think of one card that's a 0/10 on the scale and it's not actually a sol ring lmao.
Can y'all guess what it is?
Reposted by Beyond the Machina!
Actually, @beyondthemachina.bsky.social shared the wisdom via this blog post:
quivertime.com/blog/diy-cus...
Make sure to use @beyondthemachina.bsky.social 's referral links in the post! ❤️
quivertime.com/blog/diy-cus...
Make sure to use @beyondthemachina.bsky.social 's referral links in the post! ❤️
DIY Customization: Make Your Quiver Time Card Case Truly Yours ⋆ Quiver Time
Hello, champions of the card table! Have you ever looked at your Quiver or Bolt Card Case and thought, “It’s awesome, but I wish it could have a bit more…me”? Well, today is your lucky day because we’...
quivertime.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Actually, @beyondthemachina.bsky.social shared the wisdom via this blog post:
quivertime.com/blog/diy-cus...
Make sure to use @beyondthemachina.bsky.social 's referral links in the post! ❤️
quivertime.com/blog/diy-cus...
Make sure to use @beyondthemachina.bsky.social 's referral links in the post! ❤️
Reposted by Beyond the Machina!
The next episode of the Herald's Horn will be the last. ❤️ All good things must come to an end. My (Cal) life is changing pretty massively in the new year - and the whole crew is a little (read: a lot) burnt out on continually keeping up with the Magic Grind.
Thanks for watching & listening <3
Thanks for watching & listening <3
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The next episode of the Herald's Horn will be the last. ❤️ All good things must come to an end. My (Cal) life is changing pretty massively in the new year - and the whole crew is a little (read: a lot) burnt out on continually keeping up with the Magic Grind.
Thanks for watching & listening <3
Thanks for watching & listening <3
Gonna make a video about what I call "the sol ring scale"
y'all will see it when it comes out but I will say I can only think of one card that's a 0/10 on the scale and it's not actually a sol ring lmao.
Can y'all guess what it is?
y'all will see it when it comes out but I will say I can only think of one card that's a 0/10 on the scale and it's not actually a sol ring lmao.
Can y'all guess what it is?
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Gonna make a video about what I call "the sol ring scale"
y'all will see it when it comes out but I will say I can only think of one card that's a 0/10 on the scale and it's not actually a sol ring lmao.
Can y'all guess what it is?
y'all will see it when it comes out but I will say I can only think of one card that's a 0/10 on the scale and it's not actually a sol ring lmao.
Can y'all guess what it is?
Reposted by Beyond the Machina!
I am currently drawing a fucking loving it
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I am currently drawing a fucking loving it
Reposted by Beyond the Machina!
Just marathoned the Austin Powers movies back-to-back while doing some cleaning tonight. Quick thoughts:
-1 is all over the place, but is surprisingly still mostly funny, though it hasn't aged well in some spots
-2 is a drag, I don't care for it
-Beyoncé and Michael Caine are fun enough in 3
-1 is all over the place, but is surprisingly still mostly funny, though it hasn't aged well in some spots
-2 is a drag, I don't care for it
-Beyoncé and Michael Caine are fun enough in 3
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Just marathoned the Austin Powers movies back-to-back while doing some cleaning tonight. Quick thoughts:
-1 is all over the place, but is surprisingly still mostly funny, though it hasn't aged well in some spots
-2 is a drag, I don't care for it
-Beyoncé and Michael Caine are fun enough in 3
-1 is all over the place, but is surprisingly still mostly funny, though it hasn't aged well in some spots
-2 is a drag, I don't care for it
-Beyoncé and Michael Caine are fun enough in 3
Reposted by Beyond the Machina!
I would like 48 more people to like this so I can say that I wrote a post about the Austin Powers movies that got 1000 likes on Bluesky dot app
Just marathoned the Austin Powers movies back-to-back while doing some cleaning tonight. Quick thoughts:
-1 is all over the place, but is surprisingly still mostly funny, though it hasn't aged well in some spots
-2 is a drag, I don't care for it
-Beyoncé and Michael Caine are fun enough in 3
-1 is all over the place, but is surprisingly still mostly funny, though it hasn't aged well in some spots
-2 is a drag, I don't care for it
-Beyoncé and Michael Caine are fun enough in 3
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I would like 48 more people to like this so I can say that I wrote a post about the Austin Powers movies that got 1000 likes on Bluesky dot app
Reposted by Beyond the Machina!
I am so incredibly honored and excited to announce I’ve been selected as a recipient of one of the MTG New Perspectives Grants for #MCVegas 😭
I am truly at a loss for words and currently fighting impostor syndrome.
But, dammit, with a tear in my eye I can say
THE RATS ARE GOING TO VEGAS
I am truly at a loss for words and currently fighting impostor syndrome.
But, dammit, with a tear in my eye I can say
THE RATS ARE GOING TO VEGAS
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I am so incredibly honored and excited to announce I’ve been selected as a recipient of one of the MTG New Perspectives Grants for #MCVegas 😭
I am truly at a loss for words and currently fighting impostor syndrome.
But, dammit, with a tear in my eye I can say
THE RATS ARE GOING TO VEGAS
I am truly at a loss for words and currently fighting impostor syndrome.
But, dammit, with a tear in my eye I can say
THE RATS ARE GOING TO VEGAS
Reposted by Beyond the Machina!
Beside myself with excitement to accept a New Perspectives Grant for #MCVegas!
I am beyond words, but will speak to the support of my partner and wife @jettyfox.bsky.social, my best friends, and the new friends I've made here in the last 2 years. I want to do so much more to honor this.
I am beyond words, but will speak to the support of my partner and wife @jettyfox.bsky.social, my best friends, and the new friends I've made here in the last 2 years. I want to do so much more to honor this.
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Beside myself with excitement to accept a New Perspectives Grant for #MCVegas!
I am beyond words, but will speak to the support of my partner and wife @jettyfox.bsky.social, my best friends, and the new friends I've made here in the last 2 years. I want to do so much more to honor this.
I am beyond words, but will speak to the support of my partner and wife @jettyfox.bsky.social, my best friends, and the new friends I've made here in the last 2 years. I want to do so much more to honor this.
Reposted by Beyond the Machina!
Everyone look at the cake my kid made for me and say nice things about it!
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Everyone look at the cake my kid made for me and say nice things about it!
Reposted by Beyond the Machina!
Y'ALL PLEASE GO LEAVE NICE COMMENTS !!!!
video i was very happy to see today. check this out and leave nice comments on it! 🏳️⚧️🫶
op unfortunately has quite a few transphobic assholes in the comments :(
youtu.be/MOAm-9bvPsg?...
op unfortunately has quite a few transphobic assholes in the comments :(
youtu.be/MOAm-9bvPsg?...
Xantcha: Magic's Oldest (and Greatest) Trans Character
YouTube video by Annie Temple
youtu.be
March 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Y'ALL PLEASE GO LEAVE NICE COMMENTS !!!!
Reposted by Beyond the Machina!
Excited to finally open up my shop and kick it off with a monthly print club.
Starting it off with a limited run 13x18cm 320gr linocut and two vinyl stickers.
This month's print is available until the 20-24th of November.
cristianpintos.com/shop/
#art #illustration #print #linocut
Starting it off with a limited run 13x18cm 320gr linocut and two vinyl stickers.
This month's print is available until the 20-24th of November.
cristianpintos.com/shop/
#art #illustration #print #linocut
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Excited to finally open up my shop and kick it off with a monthly print club.
Starting it off with a limited run 13x18cm 320gr linocut and two vinyl stickers.
This month's print is available until the 20-24th of November.
cristianpintos.com/shop/
#art #illustration #print #linocut
Starting it off with a limited run 13x18cm 320gr linocut and two vinyl stickers.
This month's print is available until the 20-24th of November.
cristianpintos.com/shop/
#art #illustration #print #linocut
Hey y’all I seriously need to sell 2 of these. I can even do 50$. I just need 100$ by tonight or tomorrow
HOLY COW!
I got tons of cards I can alter! And I need money fast for a bill I forgot about (damn ADHD! *shakes fist in air*)!
Do you want a one-of-a-kind alter from me? Now’s the perfect time! For only 60$ you can pick from a pile & I’ll make a random alter for ya, or 80$ & you can pick the card!
I got tons of cards I can alter! And I need money fast for a bill I forgot about (damn ADHD! *shakes fist in air*)!
Do you want a one-of-a-kind alter from me? Now’s the perfect time! For only 60$ you can pick from a pile & I’ll make a random alter for ya, or 80$ & you can pick the card!
November 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Hey y’all I seriously need to sell 2 of these. I can even do 50$. I just need 100$ by tonight or tomorrow
Reposted by Beyond the Machina!
HOLY COW!
I got tons of cards I can alter! And I need money fast for a bill I forgot about (damn ADHD! *shakes fist in air*)!
Do you want a one-of-a-kind alter from me? Now’s the perfect time! For only 60$ you can pick from a pile & I’ll make a random alter for ya, or 80$ & you can pick the card!
I got tons of cards I can alter! And I need money fast for a bill I forgot about (damn ADHD! *shakes fist in air*)!
Do you want a one-of-a-kind alter from me? Now’s the perfect time! For only 60$ you can pick from a pile & I’ll make a random alter for ya, or 80$ & you can pick the card!
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
HOLY COW!
I got tons of cards I can alter! And I need money fast for a bill I forgot about (damn ADHD! *shakes fist in air*)!
Do you want a one-of-a-kind alter from me? Now’s the perfect time! For only 60$ you can pick from a pile & I’ll make a random alter for ya, or 80$ & you can pick the card!
I got tons of cards I can alter! And I need money fast for a bill I forgot about (damn ADHD! *shakes fist in air*)!
Do you want a one-of-a-kind alter from me? Now’s the perfect time! For only 60$ you can pick from a pile & I’ll make a random alter for ya, or 80$ & you can pick the card!
Reposted by Beyond the Machina!
Late to the party but I did the thing, Grem style.
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Late to the party but I did the thing, Grem style.
Reposted by Beyond the Machina!
I'm not even sure I'm going to edit this one honestly. Buildings were meant to be photographed in Black and White and the film grain adds something
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I'm not even sure I'm going to edit this one honestly. Buildings were meant to be photographed in Black and White and the film grain adds something
Reposted by Beyond the Machina!
You want to commission them soooo bad
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
You want to commission them soooo bad
Reposted by Beyond the Machina!
looking to pick up a sick card? now's your chance! their work is so phenomenal and this list of cards is oops all bangers!
HOLY COW!
I got tons of cards I can alter! And I need money fast for a bill I forgot about (damn ADHD! *shakes fist in air*)!
Do you want a one-of-a-kind alter from me? Now’s the perfect time! For only 60$ you can pick from a pile & I’ll make a random alter for ya, or 80$ & you can pick the card!
I got tons of cards I can alter! And I need money fast for a bill I forgot about (damn ADHD! *shakes fist in air*)!
Do you want a one-of-a-kind alter from me? Now’s the perfect time! For only 60$ you can pick from a pile & I’ll make a random alter for ya, or 80$ & you can pick the card!
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
looking to pick up a sick card? now's your chance! their work is so phenomenal and this list of cards is oops all bangers!
HOLY COW!
I got tons of cards I can alter! And I need money fast for a bill I forgot about (damn ADHD! *shakes fist in air*)!
Do you want a one-of-a-kind alter from me? Now’s the perfect time! For only 60$ you can pick from a pile & I’ll make a random alter for ya, or 80$ & you can pick the card!
I got tons of cards I can alter! And I need money fast for a bill I forgot about (damn ADHD! *shakes fist in air*)!
Do you want a one-of-a-kind alter from me? Now’s the perfect time! For only 60$ you can pick from a pile & I’ll make a random alter for ya, or 80$ & you can pick the card!
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
HOLY COW!
I got tons of cards I can alter! And I need money fast for a bill I forgot about (damn ADHD! *shakes fist in air*)!
Do you want a one-of-a-kind alter from me? Now’s the perfect time! For only 60$ you can pick from a pile & I’ll make a random alter for ya, or 80$ & you can pick the card!
I got tons of cards I can alter! And I need money fast for a bill I forgot about (damn ADHD! *shakes fist in air*)!
Do you want a one-of-a-kind alter from me? Now’s the perfect time! For only 60$ you can pick from a pile & I’ll make a random alter for ya, or 80$ & you can pick the card!
Reposted by Beyond the Machina!
