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Rangers supporter. Woman. Redhead. Train Driver. Vegan. Taphophile. Fully paid up member of tofu eating, Guardian reading wokerati. “The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity.” (WBYeats) #pigoneer 🐖📚
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February 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.
February 14, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.
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Very good from @verybrexitproblems.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Very good from @verybrexitproblems.bsky.social
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Just going to leave this here
February 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Just going to leave this here
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‘Jim Ratcliffe has moved to Monaco to save £4 billion worth of tax in this country one might question whether he is the patriot we need to comment on this issue'
Home Office minister Jake Richards speaks to #BBCBreakfast Ratcliffe claimed UK had been "colonised by immigrants"
Home Office minister Jake Richards speaks to #BBCBreakfast Ratcliffe claimed UK had been "colonised by immigrants"
February 12, 2026 at 8:07 AM
‘Jim Ratcliffe has moved to Monaco to save £4 billion worth of tax in this country one might question whether he is the patriot we need to comment on this issue'
Home Office minister Jake Richards speaks to #BBCBreakfast Ratcliffe claimed UK had been "colonised by immigrants"
Home Office minister Jake Richards speaks to #BBCBreakfast Ratcliffe claimed UK had been "colonised by immigrants"
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Women fought long and hard for the freedom to make their own decisions and autonomy over their own bodies is non negotiable.
Women of the UK, men like Goodwin want to turn back the clock and rule your lives, don’t vote for Reform.
Women of the UK, men like Goodwin want to turn back the clock and rule your lives, don’t vote for Reform.
February 12, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Women fought long and hard for the freedom to make their own decisions and autonomy over their own bodies is non negotiable.
Women of the UK, men like Goodwin want to turn back the clock and rule your lives, don’t vote for Reform.
Women of the UK, men like Goodwin want to turn back the clock and rule your lives, don’t vote for Reform.
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Ratcliffe is an immigrant in Monaco, where immigrants have properly taken over. Maybe being rich makes him think its different for him. Massive Hypocrite.
February 12, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Ratcliffe is an immigrant in Monaco, where immigrants have properly taken over. Maybe being rich makes him think its different for him. Massive Hypocrite.
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Please repost the hell out of this. People need to understand what they're voting for when they vote for farage and Reform!
Left penniless because of medical bills.
Who would ever want that for the UK? 🇬🇧
Oh yeah, Reform UK Ltd
Who would ever want that for the UK? 🇬🇧
Oh yeah, Reform UK Ltd
February 12, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Please repost the hell out of this. People need to understand what they're voting for when they vote for farage and Reform!
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Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
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This is pretty menacing.
Sarah Pochin wrote to Bangor's university student run debating society requesting that she attend to "answer questions from students."
When they said "no" Reform rolled all it's tanks onto the lawns and said they'll cut funding to the entire university if they win.
Sarah Pochin wrote to Bangor's university student run debating society requesting that she attend to "answer questions from students."
When they said "no" Reform rolled all it's tanks onto the lawns and said they'll cut funding to the entire university if they win.
February 10, 2026 at 8:53 AM
This is pretty menacing.
Sarah Pochin wrote to Bangor's university student run debating society requesting that she attend to "answer questions from students."
When they said "no" Reform rolled all it's tanks onto the lawns and said they'll cut funding to the entire university if they win.
Sarah Pochin wrote to Bangor's university student run debating society requesting that she attend to "answer questions from students."
When they said "no" Reform rolled all it's tanks onto the lawns and said they'll cut funding to the entire university if they win.
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Today is the 5th anniversary of the release of the infamous #Lawyercat video, which I posted roughly thirty minutes after the start of the second impeachment trial. Who would have thought it would have such a lasting impact on the world! Happy Lawyercat Day for all who celebrate!
Happy #Lawyercat Anniversary for all who celebrate! It's been four years since the kitten appeared in my Zoom courtroom, and I released the 48 second video that made the whole world laugh. Here is the full video showing the big reveal at the end (in two parts because Blue sky). Enjoy!
February 9, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Today is the 5th anniversary of the release of the infamous #Lawyercat video, which I posted roughly thirty minutes after the start of the second impeachment trial. Who would have thought it would have such a lasting impact on the world! Happy Lawyercat Day for all who celebrate!
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Likewise Rachel from accounts is a reliable indicator of an out & out wanker.
February 9, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Likewise Rachel from accounts is a reliable indicator of an out & out wanker.
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
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Wait till they hear about Russia buying the whole of the UK’s right wing
February 5, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Wait till they hear about Russia buying the whole of the UK’s right wing
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While we should all be looking very hard at Starmer’s leadership, this week Nigel Farage decided that the people who vote for him would prefer to have cheaper beer at the expense of children being lifted out of poverty.
February 7, 2026 at 10:13 AM
While we should all be looking very hard at Starmer’s leadership, this week Nigel Farage decided that the people who vote for him would prefer to have cheaper beer at the expense of children being lifted out of poverty.
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"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
February 8, 2026 at 8:15 AM
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
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Somehow the sharing of secrets by Mandelson and the misjudgements of Starmer are so much worse than the exploitation and rampant sexual abuse of minors....which has almost become a side show in comparison...
February 5, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Somehow the sharing of secrets by Mandelson and the misjudgements of Starmer are so much worse than the exploitation and rampant sexual abuse of minors....which has almost become a side show in comparison...
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Taylor Swift tickets, a pair of glasses & a suit...declared -'TRAITOR!!!!'
Decades of conspiring with Russia to bring down UK democracy & make everyone measurably poorer - Good ol Nige, what japes.
Decades of conspiring with Russia to bring down UK democracy & make everyone measurably poorer - Good ol Nige, what japes.
February 5, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Taylor Swift tickets, a pair of glasses & a suit...declared -'TRAITOR!!!!'
Decades of conspiring with Russia to bring down UK democracy & make everyone measurably poorer - Good ol Nige, what japes.
Decades of conspiring with Russia to bring down UK democracy & make everyone measurably poorer - Good ol Nige, what japes.
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So true. Also, many of the Americans doing literally nothing about Epstein’s American ‘associates’ are precisely the ones lying about Europe & particularly the UK being overrun with child-rapists. It’s insane.
This is preying on my mind a bit. Jeffrey Epstein was not primarily a British scandal! So far we've removed a Prince from the Royal family, fired our US ambassador who was one of the most important political figures of the last few decades and banned the CEO of Barclays from the financial industry..
One by one, Europeans mentioned in the Epstein files who still hold political office are beginning to resign or are being forced out of office.
Meanwhile, ruled by an administration almost entirely made up of Epstein associates, the US carries on as if nothing really happened.
Meanwhile, ruled by an administration almost entirely made up of Epstein associates, the US carries on as if nothing really happened.
February 5, 2026 at 6:10 PM
So true. Also, many of the Americans doing literally nothing about Epstein’s American ‘associates’ are precisely the ones lying about Europe & particularly the UK being overrun with child-rapists. It’s insane.
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There’s a v cynical media and political blindspot in the Epstein shitshow. A feeding frenzy to get rid of Starmer while red-carpeting Farage into No10. Who is named in the files. As is Candy, Reform’s treasurer. With Bannon. And Brexit.
Don’t cry about abuses of power and then do nothing about him.
Don’t cry about abuses of power and then do nothing about him.
February 5, 2026 at 7:44 AM
There’s a v cynical media and political blindspot in the Epstein shitshow. A feeding frenzy to get rid of Starmer while red-carpeting Farage into No10. Who is named in the files. As is Candy, Reform’s treasurer. With Bannon. And Brexit.
Don’t cry about abuses of power and then do nothing about him.
Don’t cry about abuses of power and then do nothing about him.
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In 2018 Steve Bannon bragged to Jeffrey Epstein about his influence over European politicians including Nigel Farage and that he could “shut down any crypto legislation or anything else we want”.
What is Reform’s first and only piece of draft legislation?
A pro-crypto Bill.
What is Reform’s first and only piece of draft legislation?
A pro-crypto Bill.
February 4, 2026 at 2:45 PM
In 2018 Steve Bannon bragged to Jeffrey Epstein about his influence over European politicians including Nigel Farage and that he could “shut down any crypto legislation or anything else we want”.
What is Reform’s first and only piece of draft legislation?
A pro-crypto Bill.
What is Reform’s first and only piece of draft legislation?
A pro-crypto Bill.
Sad news.
February 4, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Sad news.
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“Nigel… it’s Peter. Peter Mandelson…”
February 3, 2026 at 5:04 PM
“Nigel… it’s Peter. Peter Mandelson…”