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Everything is shit. But you gotta laugh.

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Eh? What? @cantlookatxanymore.bsky.social · Apr 3

Just sending this, nowhere In particular, as I think it might be my new favourite ❤️

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Eh? What? @cantlookatxanymore.bsky.social · 13h

Guess he’s not heard of Lincoln Green

Eh? What? @cantlookatxanymore.bsky.social · 14h

Guy thinks he’s tough while radiating mediocre supply teacher energy

Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

“They think that they’re tough. They have no idea how tough we are. They think that they’re hardcore. We are so much more hardcore than they are.”

--Stephen Miller speaking to Memphis police earlier this month.

Eh? What? @cantlookatxanymore.bsky.social · 20h

Also what’s with “Former Prof at Uni of Kent”? How about “Not Prof at Uni of Kent”?

Eh? What? @cantlookatxanymore.bsky.social · 21h

It’s basically Fallout

Eh? What? @cantlookatxanymore.bsky.social · 23h

Made me jump

Eh? What? @cantlookatxanymore.bsky.social · 23h

He isn’t. You know he isn’t.

Eh? What? @cantlookatxanymore.bsky.social · 1d

But it’s nearly Wintar

Eh? What? @cantlookatxanymore.bsky.social · 1d

Not sure what the news is here? Corrupt use of government’s assets, or the fact that Kash Patel has a girlfriend?

The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 2d

Patel's girlfriend performed at Penn State last weekend. A government jet arrived at State College Regional Airport, according to its FAA registration, with an address listing the FBI HQ. The plane then flew to Nashville, where his girlfriend lives.

All on the taxpayer’s dime.
trib.al/TBvPo7A

Eh? What? @cantlookatxanymore.bsky.social · 1d

Check this one out.

Bangs on about immigrants while proclaiming to be a Christian.

Read that Bible again, dude.

PS blocked as life is too short

Eh? What? @cantlookatxanymore.bsky.social · 2d

How long before they just put him on a leash and entice him round with biscuits?

Eh? What? @cantlookatxanymore.bsky.social · 2d

Trump family parlour game

Eh? What? @cantlookatxanymore.bsky.social · 3d

I think the Constitution says no-one can be elected more than twice, not that they can’t run. So let him run, let him win his rigged election, then sit back and enjoy the irony as the Electoral College refuses to accept him, as will be their constitutional duty.

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Conor ❤️ #Madonna ❤️ #BedtimeStories ♥️ #TheUntoldChapter #music ♥️ @conormcl2025.bsky.social · 4d

#FatherTed 🤣😂🇮🇪

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Eh? What? @cantlookatxanymore.bsky.social · 4d

Something not quite right with this picture

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 6d

A husband with a Grindr account.

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Eh? What? @cantlookatxanymore.bsky.social · 6d

Be fair. Don’t forget looting the Treasury.

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Conor ❤️ #Madonna ❤️ #BedtimeStories ♥️ #TheUntoldChapter #music ♥️ @conormcl2025.bsky.social · 7d

Repost if you remember this 🔄

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Eh? What? @cantlookatxanymore.bsky.social · 7d

Trumper alert. You know what to do.

Eh? What? @cantlookatxanymore.bsky.social · 7d

Soon to be rebranded ASSCO

Eh? What? @cantlookatxanymore.bsky.social · 7d

You could try, like, having a name

Eh? What? @cantlookatxanymore.bsky.social · 8d

No but eBay’s got some really good shit at the mo

Eh? What? @cantlookatxanymore.bsky.social · 8d

Watch out for the ‘Kid Rock appointed new head of Architectural Historians Society’ headline

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Stone Cold “Crazy” Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 9d

I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.

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Eh? What? @cantlookatxanymore.bsky.social · 9d

Bet you didn’t

Eh? What? @cantlookatxanymore.bsky.social · 10d

Also can’t multiply 7m by 200 🫤