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Benno
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I got kicked out of Ravenna. Had to move to the lagoon and build a more equitable society.
❌ Move fast, break things
✅ Move breakfast things
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I regret to inform all of you that there are no Ned Ludd stories on AO3.
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
All this bloody pie discourse. Australian meat pie, fuckers. Done.
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
A true visionary would have pushed for a Muppet Rush Hour, allowing one rule to be broken by having both Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan as humans.

They also would have pretended that Brett Rattner didn't exist and hired someone else.
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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"Gender-essentialist olive painting" is not a phrase I ever thought I'd have to utter, but here we are.
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Happy International Men's Day to all the trans men only.
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Dear Asteroid...
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
A massive question that just occurred to me: @andrewhickey.500songs.com, how many episodes are Spinal Tap getting?
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Here's some Rule 34 for you, @stilgherrian.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 AM
He looks like he's daring you to try.
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Hello from the Moral Chitar Builders Warehouse.
November 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Nice eschaton you’ve got there. Shame if someone were to… immanentise it…
November 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
In the spirit of Albo's Joy Division t-shirt can we get a "Too Drunk To Fuck" one for Barnaby?
October 30, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Just signed up to be a Supporting Member of the Python Software Foundation. Topped my contribution up to US$500 because the Python community is awesome.
October 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
"It's always DNS" includes the case where the service is working as intended but the records are incorrect.
October 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
More like us-east-none AM I RIGHT?
October 20, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Look I'm not saying you're not a real Hunters & Collectors fan if you only know "Throw Your Arms Around Me" and "Holy Grail" and that kind of stuff but I _am_ saying that if you ignore tracks like "Towtruck" or "Run Run Run" or "Lumps of Lead" then you're missing some of their best work.
October 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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probably my most deeply-held belief: it is not possible for a slide deck to be both (1) a good presentation aide; and (2) a standalone document that can be read and understood in isolation.
October 14, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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For the first time, the Deloitte report also publicly maps out the business rules of the jobseeker punishment system

Here's the tech the government inflicts on poor ppl every day - everyone is subject to it: single mums, ppl with disabilities, homeless ppl
October 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
"... and the onion was THIS BIG..."
October 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Faith Hope and Treachery
YouTube video by Lard - Topic
www.youtube.com
October 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Arnold Schwarzenegger was elected Governor of California on this day in 2003, which is closer to the start of the Falklands War than to today.
October 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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On Blue sky, if you post hard enough, you can fix things. I be lieve in you.
September 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
God damn the bass in "Walk The Dinosaur" goes _hard_.
September 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM