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Benno
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I got kicked out of Ravenna. Had to move to the lagoon and build a more equitable society.
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Dear Asteroid...
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Here's some Rule 34 for you, @stilgherrian.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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He looks like he's daring you to try.
Screen shot of an article thumbnail from The Guardian. The headline reads: Portishead's Geoff Barrow: "I can't think of any worse music to make love to than ours" The aforementioned Mr. Barrow is pictured, frowning and glaring directly at the camera.
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Hello from the Moral Chitar Builders Warehouse.
A store front. Part of the sign with the business name has fallen off, exposing an older sign beneath. The text from both signs has lined up perfectly so as to create a whole new business name, only spoiled by the colours of the signs being completely different.
November 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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"... and the onion was THIS BIG..."
tone abet hold hands THIS FAR look very keen
October 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Did you see this stone cold bargain in yesterday's Sizzle?
September 18, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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September 9, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Australian Nationalist Propaganda.
Screenshot of a comment in which the poster is complaining that Bluey is "Australian nationalist propaganda" and shouldn't be made.
September 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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If these two told me they'd seen me across the billiard room and really dug my vibe, the word "maybe" would cease to exist.
A still from the 100% stone cold banger of a film "Clue" from 1985 in which Lesley Ann Warren (as Miss Scarlet) and Tim Curry (as Wadsworth, the Butler, who Buttles) look, quite frankly, smoking hot.
August 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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I am writing words today. Words that are going into a talk. A talk called Skill Issue that I'm going to be presenting at @pyconau.bsky.social!

You can also get 10% off a ticket using this URL: pretix.eu/pyconau/2025...
A graphic announcing that my talk "Skill Issue" will be at PyCon AU 2025.
July 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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May 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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I FOUND MATT CANAVAN'S MUSIC VIDEO AND YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THIS

(ping @pollytics.bsky.social especially)
May 29, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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Tim Wilson, back to being the Member for Goldstein, standing in front of a crowd of supporters looking... well he'd probably say "determined" but I'd say "miffed". Captions have been placed over the image. Top left we have "IS IT ME?" and then along the bottom we have "NO, IT"S THE PARTY ROOM THAT IS WRONG".
May 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Yo dawg I heard you like prepoll so I put prepoll in your prepoll so you can prepoll while you prepoll...

(Not my work, but that of an Anonymous Admirer of Antony).
May 6, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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A still from The Empire Strikes Back where Vader is reaching out to Luke. A caption has been added that reads "MY STEPS MY WAY, FRAN".
May 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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My fellow Australians, today we gather to remember.

Less we forget.

10 years ago today.
The one, the only, Woolworths "Fresh In Our Memories" ad.
April 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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The Dan Andrews on the phone in China meme. The text reads “Yeah, do it just after JD leaves…”
April 21, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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The Epic Handshake meme. One arm is labelled "The Left", the other is labelled "Tones Abet". The handshake is labelled "Albo is no Whitlam".
April 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Missed an R there. #auspol
Screenshot from Sky News showing a chyron reading "LIBERAL PICK DUMPED OVER GENDER STANCE".
April 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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A screenshot of the Looney Tunes cartoon in which Wile E. Coyote, in a battle with Bugs Bunny, declares himself to be a Super Genius and displays a business card to that effect which also contains the text "Have Brain" and "Will Travel". The name on this version has been changed to Elon R. Musk.
April 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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DO YOUR RESEARCH PEOPLE
A screenshot of the Australian National Broadband Network network outage page. It is telling me there's an unscheduled outage in my area, and also that the NBN in observing the caretaker conventions relating to the upcoming Federal election. These facts are highlighted and a message has been written across the screenshot saying "COINCIDENCE????????".
March 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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March 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Ms. 11’s Minecraft axolotl birthday cake.
A cake designed to look like an axolotl from Minecraft.
March 29, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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March 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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I 100% agree that we need less hate in the world.
An advertising billboard currently containing several posters for the Drake and PartyNextDoor album "Some Sexy Songs 4 U". Someone has spray painted the message "HATE TRUMP EAT SHIT!!!" over it in red. The same billboard as the previous photo but the spray painted word "HATE" has been removed, amending the original message to be "TRUMP EAT SHIT!!!".
March 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM