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Shot from Dead Silence of an elderly woman holding a ventriloquist dummy.
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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You guys want some cookies?
6 cookies with big ole honkin chocolate chips. Cookies stacked on a plastic cake tray for transport. Cookie glamor shot. Low angle showing off some chocolate sticking out of the middle. 12 cookies on cooling racks.
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Six pieces of cookie dough on a sheet. Close up of said cookie dough. Baked cookies! Close up of one of the cookies. It has a big hunk of chocolate sticking out in the middle.
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Business is business!
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Making chocolate chip cookies from Claire Saffitz book Dessert Person. They have to cure overnight in the fridge.
Butter creamed with sugar and then the flour goes in. Batter folded in with chocolate chips. Both dark and milk. Whisk covered in batter.
November 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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A little demanding but always nice to get a hundo.
Hundo Pawmi from Pokemon Go.
November 20, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Also I poured this modest but symmetrical soft serve at work. It's strawberry and cheesecake flavors swirled.
A little cup of pink and white froyo.
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Had to look this guy up to see if he was anyone of importance and i still don't know but it's typical he's got Christianity and Faith stamped all over his bio.
Christopher Aldana is an accomplished writer, mental health advocate, and lifelong learner committed to inspiring others toward healing, growth, and resilience. His work is shaped by his journey navigating the challenges of Bipolar Disorder, which has included three inpatient hospitalizations and embracing the reality that he cannot sustain traditional employment due to his disability. He has embraced his God-given purpose to be an example for. Through honesty, faith, and perseverance, Christopher has transformed his pain into purpose. He uses his story to guide others toward hope, wholeness, and rencwed strength. His mission is to empower people to find clarity and confidence through self-awareness, open conversation, and community support. He shares his insights through a blog-style series called Pillar Posts, offering practical guidance and reflections on mental health and growth. Christopher developed the Four Pillars Model, a framework rooted in Psychiatry, Therapy, Family, and Faith Community that fosters connection and lasting mental health allows, he offers practical insights into page to explore the model and read his full story in the My. Story section, detailing his journey through adversity and the lessons learned. Top skills: Christian Faith Mental Health Bipolar Disorder Mental Health Advocate
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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IRONY REQUIRES A CLARITY OF PURPOSE AND TARGET LEST IT BE MISTAKEN FOR AND CONTRIBUTE TO THAT WHICH IT INTENDS TO CRITICIZE
November 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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I liked this one though...
Bluesky now Ravin Boodram liked your post NO MORE PUSH NOTIFICATIONS! don't know what happened but they used to be useful or maybe there weren't as many but now they're all useless.
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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I made a bougie meatloaf but it also looks a bit like an armadillo or trilobite.
Bacon wrapped meatloaf.
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Linda Blair from the Repossessed parody movie.
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Welp...
Screenshot of the ogre down star and then news that fetterman has been hospitalized.
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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A picture of that guy above. He has... Distinct features that remind me of the Mad Hatter from Disney's animated Alice in Wonderland. Animated Mad Hatter.
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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True story.
Professional still from Perfect Storm showing William Fichtner, John C Reilly, Mark Wahlberg, George Clooney, Allen Payne, and John Hawkes.
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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I wish i could send out an @all to my mutuals because you all need to see this.

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Sorry if i tagged you and you didn't think this was funny
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Not to get too defensive about it but i do have adhd and when you mentioned washing hands while cooking *frequently* i immediately thought of the dozen or so videos people made like this. And i totally do this too.
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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This borger from a 1976 ad for the Detroit museum could fix me.

www.instagram.com/reel/DP7DoCO...
Still from the commercial with a small asian child with inexplicably a ring on his finger taking a giant bite out of one of those burgers you only see at backyard barbecues. It's like those old Chili's big mouth burgers. A small white child in the background is looking on in complete rapture and jealousy. The text on the screenshot says: I can't believe museums keep rebranding but Detroit already perfected the model 1976
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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If you've lost the wall street lawyer demographic...
Reposted by jon rosenberg feminist next door @emrazz.bsky. social If you believe that Dem leadership is fighting for you, ask them what they did when the Supreme Court took away the human rights of 50% of the nation, when two thirds of Americans disagreed with the Court's decision, and we had the presidency. More than 3 years later. Ask how they've fought.
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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I'm just basing this on vibes but it finally feels like the dam is starting to break with normie libs starting to be just as dissatisfied with democratic leadership as the rest of us are.
Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.bsky. social Liberal Apologia I mean just couldn't have predicted they'd cave in this particular fashion because it's so fucking stupid. FSAS!?!
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Did you get a good price on those disposable utensils?

Yeah I put my whole ____ in it.
A package of plastic utensils that says Dealusy as well as 150 forks, 150 spoons, and 60 knives.
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Bar I'm drinking at decided to put on the Victoria Secret show for some reason.
View of behind the bar with a lot of bottles and Victoria Secret show on the TV. View of behind the bar with a lot of bottles and Victoria Secret show on the TV.
November 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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I did this many.
Ambar menu with charcuterie, veal soup, eggplant moussaka, cevapi, smoked sausage, lamb medallions, beef short rib goulash, sarma, yaga, trout, and shrimp crossed off.
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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You know it baybee!
Two cheese and pepper croquettes with veal soup in the foreground. Ambar old fashioned upper right.
November 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM