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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything)
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“We are just little robots saying the same thing, then we worry about AI” -my wife
Good news! Star Trek Academy is good! It is less serious and more fun. It feels like they have moved past generation serious aka the millennials and into generation fun aka Gen Z.

They also mention STEM bolts and finally when someone gets impaled with something they do not just yank it out.
January 17, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Oh oh. Basically we are all going to die.

And we don’t even have any biscuits left. Thoughts and prayers please.
January 5, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Next level trolling …
January 1, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Okay, a lot of my fans have been asking so here it is, official from the source, it’s a Prosecco New Years so fuck y’all mother fuckers that is the way it’ll be for the next year!

He fucking haw.
December 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Oh ya, starting with the film then a year long chronological journey through star gate!
December 31, 2025 at 11:35 AM
6th day of Christmas, family trip to cash and carry behind us, now for a traditional Christmas samosa and tequila lunch.
December 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Christmas dinner complete! Third day is so much better for turkey!
December 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
My redneck version of mise en place ready for Christmas Eve paella
December 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Best Christmas romcom of all times!
December 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Phase 2: brisket is in for next 48 hours, baileys is poured, shit Christmas romcoms are on the teevee.
December 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Christmas plans going well. Got a tree.
December 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
We decided to Christmas after all. But we moved gifts and meal day to 27th.
December 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Mr Christmas plans. One more day then my holiday begins!
December 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
December 16, 2025 at 11:33 AM
And here I am going home again.
December 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
This is it! Last trip of the year and this is for the company Christmas party so more fun than work.
December 12, 2025 at 8:31 AM
And back home!
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
But I can watch all three camera angles so there is that ….
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I miss Saturdays being fun or at least relaxing.
December 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
November 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Okay, listen, I do not want to brag or come across as some triumphantalist who has to win at everything and rub it in when others do not, BUT I found my hotel on the very first try and I feel that deserves some sort of accolade.

Also: good hotels have bottle openers.
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Maybe I should focus on what is important like posting pictures of my dogs.
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I’m fancy now with Oud perfume
October 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Bye bye desert!
September 12, 2025 at 9:11 AM