Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything)
@ben.waymark.org
“We are just little robots saying the same thing, then we worry about AI” -my wife
Learning new stuff sucks. No one does their first ever squat and thinks I am really enjoying this. The enjoyment comes after you have learned how to squat. That is when the satisfaction kicks in. So it is not learning new stuff that is enjoyable. It is having learned new stuff that is enjoyable.
January 9, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Learning new stuff sucks. No one does their first ever squat and thinks I am really enjoying this. The enjoyment comes after you have learned how to squat. That is when the satisfaction kicks in. So it is not learning new stuff that is enjoyable. It is having learned new stuff that is enjoyable.
Oh oh. Basically we are all going to die.
And we don’t even have any biscuits left. Thoughts and prayers please.
And we don’t even have any biscuits left. Thoughts and prayers please.
January 5, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Oh oh. Basically we are all going to die.
And we don’t even have any biscuits left. Thoughts and prayers please.
And we don’t even have any biscuits left. Thoughts and prayers please.
Is this the afterlife? That is a bit rubbish.
January 2, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Is this the afterlife? That is a bit rubbish.
Next level trolling …
January 1, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Next level trolling …
Okay, a lot of my fans have been asking so here it is, official from the source, it’s a Prosecco New Years so fuck y’all mother fuckers that is the way it’ll be for the next year!
He fucking haw.
He fucking haw.
December 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Okay, a lot of my fans have been asking so here it is, official from the source, it’s a Prosecco New Years so fuck y’all mother fuckers that is the way it’ll be for the next year!
He fucking haw.
He fucking haw.
Stargate Origins: A web series set in 1938; best watched last or if you're deeply invested.
December 31, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Stargate Origins: A web series set in 1938; best watched last or if you're deeply invested.
(Watch SG-1 S10 finale first).
Stargate: The Ark of Truth: SG-1 movie (after SG-1 S10).
Stargate Atlantis Seasons 4 & 5: Finish the Atlantis series.
Stargate: Continuum: SG-1 movie (after Atlantis S5 premiere).
Stargate Universe Seasons 1-2: The final main series.
Optional Prequel
Stargate: The Ark of Truth: SG-1 movie (after SG-1 S10).
Stargate Atlantis Seasons 4 & 5: Finish the Atlantis series.
Stargate: Continuum: SG-1 movie (after Atlantis S5 premiere).
Stargate Universe Seasons 1-2: The final main series.
Optional Prequel
December 31, 2025 at 11:37 AM
(Watch SG-1 S10 finale first).
Stargate: The Ark of Truth: SG-1 movie (after SG-1 S10).
Stargate Atlantis Seasons 4 & 5: Finish the Atlantis series.
Stargate: Continuum: SG-1 movie (after Atlantis S5 premiere).
Stargate Universe Seasons 1-2: The final main series.
Optional Prequel
Stargate: The Ark of Truth: SG-1 movie (after SG-1 S10).
Stargate Atlantis Seasons 4 & 5: Finish the Atlantis series.
Stargate: Continuum: SG-1 movie (after Atlantis S5 premiere).
Stargate Universe Seasons 1-2: The final main series.
Optional Prequel
Core Series & Movies (Recommended Order)
Stargate: (1994 Movie): The origin story.
Stargate SG-1 Seasons 1-7: Follow the original series.
Concurrent Viewing (Interweave Episodes):
SG-1 Season 8 & Atlantis Season 1.
SG-1 Season 9 & Atlantis Season 2.
SG-1 Season 10 & Atlantis Season 3
Stargate: (1994 Movie): The origin story.
Stargate SG-1 Seasons 1-7: Follow the original series.
Concurrent Viewing (Interweave Episodes):
SG-1 Season 8 & Atlantis Season 1.
SG-1 Season 9 & Atlantis Season 2.
SG-1 Season 10 & Atlantis Season 3
December 31, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Core Series & Movies (Recommended Order)
Stargate: (1994 Movie): The origin story.
Stargate SG-1 Seasons 1-7: Follow the original series.
Concurrent Viewing (Interweave Episodes):
SG-1 Season 8 & Atlantis Season 1.
SG-1 Season 9 & Atlantis Season 2.
SG-1 Season 10 & Atlantis Season 3
Stargate: (1994 Movie): The origin story.
Stargate SG-1 Seasons 1-7: Follow the original series.
Concurrent Viewing (Interweave Episodes):
SG-1 Season 8 & Atlantis Season 1.
SG-1 Season 9 & Atlantis Season 2.
SG-1 Season 10 & Atlantis Season 3
Oh ya, starting with the film then a year long chronological journey through star gate!
December 31, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Oh ya, starting with the film then a year long chronological journey through star gate!
I feel like you learned a valuable lesson today and I am glad you recognise that I helped you in that regard so you are welcome.
December 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I feel like you learned a valuable lesson today and I am glad you recognise that I helped you in that regard so you are welcome.
Yes you can.
December 31, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Yes you can.
6th day of Christmas, family trip to cash and carry behind us, now for a traditional Christmas samosa and tequila lunch.
December 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
6th day of Christmas, family trip to cash and carry behind us, now for a traditional Christmas samosa and tequila lunch.
Christmas dinner complete! Third day is so much better for turkey!
December 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Christmas dinner complete! Third day is so much better for turkey!
7 kg turkey for £24! Moving Christmas to 27 Dec was a brilliant move.
Tonight we brine!
Tonight we brine!
December 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
7 kg turkey for £24! Moving Christmas to 27 Dec was a brilliant move.
Tonight we brine!
Tonight we brine!
Happy Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Happy Christmas!
I am so glad to live somewhere they are not road legal!
December 25, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I am so glad to live somewhere they are not road legal!
😵💫
December 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
😵💫
My redneck version of mise en place ready for Christmas Eve paella
December 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
My redneck version of mise en place ready for Christmas Eve paella
Best Christmas romcom of all times!
December 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Best Christmas romcom of all times!
Phase 2: brisket is in for next 48 hours, baileys is poured, shit Christmas romcoms are on the teevee.
December 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Phase 2: brisket is in for next 48 hours, baileys is poured, shit Christmas romcoms are on the teevee.
Christmas plans going well. Got a tree.
December 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Christmas plans going well. Got a tree.
We decided to Christmas after all. But we moved gifts and meal day to 27th.
December 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
We decided to Christmas after all. But we moved gifts and meal day to 27th.