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mets fan (derogatory) in the wrong time zone
Was about to say that there are no good battery powered decorative string lights on the market, but IKEA put an RTC in theirs?!?!
December 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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I'm going to start a kind of running diary of sorts on progress with my next video in an effort to keep me motivated and/or honest.

-Script: Currently more or less written up until the start of the 2019 season, with multiple sections of 2023 also done.
-Animation concept: in progress
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
every time someone mentions "strong floor no ceiling" I think it's newspeak for rough sleeping.
November 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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not really worried about oscar winning wdc over lando because he always chokes under pressure.
October 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
McLaren just can't get anything right when leading the race.
November 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
no, I said I'm a worrier not a warrior.
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Sommelière but for videos I can put on at 4:30 to fall asleep. Guy fixing car? Driving through snowy Japan? 1980s JAL 747 film? Chicago botanist? pre 1950 naval historian? Snow ploughing?
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Journalists shouldn’t give the pope gifts.
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
air in Lusail looks like a bar in 2007.
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
this sprint could have been an email.
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
2 am: opening that qgis project that takes at least 1 hour to load for some reason
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
what's wrong with the birds?
November 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
signing a second mortgage to buy a* RAM

(*stick of)
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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My nevv thinke-peece in Ye Athleticke: "Doſt Foote-balle Hath a Couzenage Probleme?"

Sub-ſcrybe to reade the fulle artickle:
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
why is that directive dated to tomorrow night but everyone says "immediate"?!
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
the what
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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There might be no better example of the war coming home than a CIA trained teen death squad recruit getting asylum in the US and then shooting a bunch of soldiers who were deployed to DC for no reason other than Kabuki Security Theater
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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girl tell me about it 😔
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
apparently the "cranbussy" isn't common enough knowledge that you can just drop in a convo.
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
how has the AP still not disabled chat on their yt livestreams?
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
yt recommended a Quebecois snow plowing video and I think the only spoken word is a single "tabarnak" 25 minutes in. In comparison the Tyrolean dude just can't shut up about how wet the snow is.
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Today is Septidi the 7th of Frimaire in the year 234.
Frimaire is the month of frost.
Today we celebrate cauliflower.#JacobinDay

More information on cauliflower
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
How well I've kept up with soccer: Müller's not playing?
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM