sparkling anxiety
@beijaflorodactyl.bsky.social
🛋️therapist
🎤standup-comedian
🔥burner
💜specialty in psychoanalyzing relationships on Love Island
🤪ADHD af
🫦bi and shy
🌀progressive and sad
🦕Ducky sun Petrie moon Littlefoot rising
🐞she/her
🎤standup-comedian
🔥burner
💜specialty in psychoanalyzing relationships on Love Island
🤪ADHD af
🫦bi and shy
🌀progressive and sad
🦕Ducky sun Petrie moon Littlefoot rising
🐞she/her
singing "and I need to be loved" to myself while checking the box "I am human"
July 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
singing "and I need to be loved" to myself while checking the box "I am human"
Okay I saw the picture with the golden retriever and now I'm crying and have to get off the internet. Fuck MAGA and everything it enables.
June 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Okay I saw the picture with the golden retriever and now I'm crying and have to get off the internet. Fuck MAGA and everything it enables.
They're only pro-fetus. They only care about fetuses and billionaires. Except for the stem cell fetuses that help the bilionaires live forever.
The pro-life party wants to murder you.
June 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
They're only pro-fetus. They only care about fetuses and billionaires. Except for the stem cell fetuses that help the bilionaires live forever.
But I am le tired
June 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
But I am le tired
A ella le gusta la cafeína
Dame más cafeína
Cómo le encanta la cafeína
Dame más cafeína
Dame más cafeína
Cómo le encanta la cafeína
Dame más cafeína
June 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
A ella le gusta la cafeína
Dame más cafeína
Cómo le encanta la cafeína
Dame más cafeína
Dame más cafeína
Cómo le encanta la cafeína
Dame más cafeína
snip snip
June 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
snip snip
Also celebrating senators getting murdered, abducting children to deport... Sooooo pro-life
They've got enough money to throw us into another war, but not enough money to fund the suicide prevention hotline. Very "pro-life." Very "pro-family." So "GREAT."
June 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Also celebrating senators getting murdered, abducting children to deport... Sooooo pro-life
no empathy for puppy killers who want to profit off immigrants' distress
THEM: how can you joke about Kristi Noem being hospitalized for having an allergic reaction
ME: easily
ME: easily
June 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
no empathy for puppy killers who want to profit off immigrants' distress
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Wish I could sleep through and skip my birthday
June 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Wish I could sleep through and skip my birthday
I'd like to speak to Love Island's manager. Please send Huda home and pay a therapist to sit next to her on the plane. This isn't fun tv and all of the islanders, including her, deserve better. #LoveIslandUSA
June 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I'd like to speak to Love Island's manager. Please send Huda home and pay a therapist to sit next to her on the plane. This isn't fun tv and all of the islanders, including her, deserve better. #LoveIslandUSA
I wish I could have dumb conversations about Love Island instead of venting about feeling too dead to protest because of my triggered intergenerational trauma
I want to complain about ACE not ICE
I want to complain about ACE not ICE
June 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I wish I could have dumb conversations about Love Island instead of venting about feeling too dead to protest because of my triggered intergenerational trauma
I want to complain about ACE not ICE
I want to complain about ACE not ICE
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Kidnap me too
June 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Kidnap me too
Proud to be Calfornian where I'm slightly more hopeful that I'm free
June 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Proud to be Calfornian where I'm slightly more hopeful that I'm free
what. the. actual. fuck.
BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.”
They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
what. the. actual. fuck.
@governor.ca.gov @padilla.senate.gov @schiff.senate.gov
What if we all just post this gif everyday and tag our congresspeople everyday, and reply it to every post they make?
What if we all just post this gif everyday and tag our congresspeople everyday, and reply it to every post they make?
a cartoon character is pointing at a potato with the words `` come on do something '' written above it .
Alt: a cartoon character is pointing at a potato with the words `` come on do something '' written above it .
media.tenor.com
June 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
@governor.ca.gov @padilla.senate.gov @schiff.senate.gov
What if we all just post this gif everyday and tag our congresspeople everyday, and reply it to every post they make?
What if we all just post this gif everyday and tag our congresspeople everyday, and reply it to every post they make?
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Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.
June 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.
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If you really want to drive the point home about how fucked up ICE is then people should start forcing Star Wars themes on ICE. Protesters should start playing the imperial march whenever ICE shows up and should also start dressing like the rebel alliance.
June 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
If you really want to drive the point home about how fucked up ICE is then people should start forcing Star Wars themes on ICE. Protesters should start playing the imperial march whenever ICE shows up and should also start dressing like the rebel alliance.
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I hate to be an American but I'm proud to be a Californian.
June 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I hate to be an American but I'm proud to be a Californian.