Martin Allen
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Martin Allen
@beebirdmoth.bsky.social
Tired trans guy.
Very manly muppet.
CFO @AutonomousPress.bsky.social
I remember suggesting that my teenage daughter change the ending of her anxiety dreams, and she stared at me deadpan asking “wtf are you talking about, weirdo?”
January 24, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I was in my late thirties when I learned other people don’t lucid dream by default.
January 24, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Not much else other than small humans and debt, but four slot head screwdrivers.
January 19, 2026 at 12:45 AM
The real treasure was the enemies of the people we made along the way.
January 17, 2026 at 5:48 PM
When I ruin something, I don’t go halfway.
January 17, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Dangit!
January 12, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Currently watching A Little Help with Carol Burnett on Netflix. It’s a half hour celebrity talk show where the guest shares a problem with the show’s expert panel of young children.
January 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
When my millennial age offspring was in (Texas public) high school, Atwood was on the not allowed list.
January 6, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I’m so sorry. I lived almost a year in an apartment that only had water a few random hours a day. Can attest it’s incredibly stressful.
January 1, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Reposted by Martin Allen
Point being, I don’t want Elon Musk to ever once look around and say “this is utopia”
January 1, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Two thoughts:
1. As a former daycare manager, hiding the children when some rando shows up is pretty standard practice.
2. I actually knew of this dude because my gen z kid described him as one of the “biggest grifter losers on YouTube, which says a lot”
It's been really interesting to watch as this story is just EVERYWHERE on Twitter, but isn't getting much traction on other social sites.
December 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM