Beastmaster General
@beastmstrgeneral.bsky.social
Loose in the cat room once again. Local reading expert and synthesizer enthusiast. Listen to my music at https://thealliterates.bandcamp.com and https://lucidfugue.bandcamp.com and listen to my podcast at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2361632
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The Alliterates
The Alliterates are a psychedelic punk band, born from the Covid lockdown. A wide range of influences, including glam rock, post-punk, and doom metal. Made up of former non-concurrent bass players of ...
thealliterates.bandcamp.com
This is my band, we sound like the unholy spawn of Killing Joke and Hawkwind. Start with the songs Nothing New & Carrion Birds
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The first official confirmation that Noem herself made the decision not to turn the planes around. A couple hundred men were tortured as a result — and soon after, the Supreme Court confirmed that the Trump admin’s Alien Enemies Act process was a total violation of due process.
BREAKING:
“After receiving that legal advice, Secretary Noem directed that the AEA detainees who had been removed from the United States before the Court’s order could be transferred to the custody of El Salvador. “
“After receiving that legal advice, Secretary Noem directed that the AEA detainees who had been removed from the United States before the Court’s order could be transferred to the custody of El Salvador. “
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The first official confirmation that Noem herself made the decision not to turn the planes around. A couple hundred men were tortured as a result — and soon after, the Supreme Court confirmed that the Trump admin’s Alien Enemies Act process was a total violation of due process.
Finally watching Haunting of Hill House. It’s really good, but it’s hard to be scared when the dog keeps farting while she sleeps. It breaks the tension.
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Finally watching Haunting of Hill House. It’s really good, but it’s hard to be scared when the dog keeps farting while she sleeps. It breaks the tension.
Hell yeah I device hoard. My phone still works, why would I buy a new one? I’ve had it since 2020. I just wish the one I had with a headphone jack still worked.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Hell yeah I device hoard. My phone still works, why would I buy a new one? I’ve had it since 2020. I just wish the one I had with a headphone jack still worked.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
If you see this, post an anime you love!!
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
If you see this, post an anime you love!!
If you see this, post a monster
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
If you see this, post a monster
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"its hard to make friends in your thirties" is such a crazy lie lol
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"its hard to make friends in your thirties" is such a crazy lie lol
Best dessert pies:
1. Pumpkin
2. Sweet Potato
3. Strawberry Rhubarb
4. Boysenberry
5. Peach
6. Apple
7. Blackberry
8. Blueberry
9. Cherry
10. Lemon Meringue
1. Pumpkin
2. Sweet Potato
3. Strawberry Rhubarb
4. Boysenberry
5. Peach
6. Apple
7. Blackberry
8. Blueberry
9. Cherry
10. Lemon Meringue
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Best dessert pies:
1. Pumpkin
2. Sweet Potato
3. Strawberry Rhubarb
4. Boysenberry
5. Peach
6. Apple
7. Blackberry
8. Blueberry
9. Cherry
10. Lemon Meringue
1. Pumpkin
2. Sweet Potato
3. Strawberry Rhubarb
4. Boysenberry
5. Peach
6. Apple
7. Blackberry
8. Blueberry
9. Cherry
10. Lemon Meringue
I believe there is probably other life out there, but don’t believe what most people mean when they say “aliens.” I can’t take anyone who believes in the Loch Ness monster seriously as an adult
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I believe there is probably other life out there, but don’t believe what most people mean when they say “aliens.” I can’t take anyone who believes in the Loch Ness monster seriously as an adult
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I don’t really get pecan pie as a concept, but it’s very good at drawing the safeties away from the targets I really wanna hit at dessert
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I don’t really get pecan pie as a concept, but it’s very good at drawing the safeties away from the targets I really wanna hit at dessert
Wrong. Honestly, it just feels good to quote dunk someone with a bad food take
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Wrong. Honestly, it just feels good to quote dunk someone with a bad food take
Mandy 2
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Mandy 2
Can they pump literal shit out of his nose through a plastic tube there?
BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro begins serving 27-year prison sentence.
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Can they pump literal shit out of his nose through a plastic tube there?
I automatically ignore any text from 202 area code
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I automatically ignore any text from 202 area code
Most gas station coffee is better than Starbucks anyway. There, I said it.
Friendly reminder that striking workers are asking you not to patronize ANY Starbucks store.
If you're traveling this week, your airport definitely has other options. Zero reason to even think about crossing a picket line!
If you're traveling this week, your airport definitely has other options. Zero reason to even think about crossing a picket line!
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Most gas station coffee is better than Starbucks anyway. There, I said it.
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Friendly reminder that striking workers are asking you not to patronize ANY Starbucks store.
If you're traveling this week, your airport definitely has other options. Zero reason to even think about crossing a picket line!
If you're traveling this week, your airport definitely has other options. Zero reason to even think about crossing a picket line!
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Friendly reminder that striking workers are asking you not to patronize ANY Starbucks store.
If you're traveling this week, your airport definitely has other options. Zero reason to even think about crossing a picket line!
If you're traveling this week, your airport definitely has other options. Zero reason to even think about crossing a picket line!
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"I really hate all corporate spokespeople," said Pearl Jam singer Eddie Vedder.
"Even the harmless Progressive lady?" asked the interviewer.
"That's correct," said Vedder. "Even Flo"
"Even the harmless Progressive lady?" asked the interviewer.
"That's correct," said Vedder. "Even Flo"
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"I really hate all corporate spokespeople," said Pearl Jam singer Eddie Vedder.
"Even the harmless Progressive lady?" asked the interviewer.
"That's correct," said Vedder. "Even Flo"
"Even the harmless Progressive lady?" asked the interviewer.
"That's correct," said Vedder. "Even Flo"
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It’s really disturbing to see a leader of a Jewish organization say that recruiting Americans to become favored-race settlers in an apartheid state is “who [Jews] are as a people”
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
It’s really disturbing to see a leader of a Jewish organization say that recruiting Americans to become favored-race settlers in an apartheid state is “who [Jews] are as a people”
I woke up with a snoring dog curled up on the bed
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I woke up with a snoring dog curled up on the bed
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Alan Dershowitz? Jeffrey Epsteins lawyer? Get him on the show! Surely this will not soon blow up in our faces
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Alan Dershowitz? Jeffrey Epsteins lawyer? Get him on the show! Surely this will not soon blow up in our faces
My cat enjoyed me taking the morning off. My cat did not enjoy the sounds of the new furnace being installed coming up from the vents.
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My cat enjoyed me taking the morning off. My cat did not enjoy the sounds of the new furnace being installed coming up from the vents.
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Scoop: Park Service staff at 24 parks and offices are petitioning to unionize. Federal employees at a dozen including Grand Canyon filed for an election today, following staff at a dozen others including Joshua Tree who recently did same www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Parks Service Union Movement Spreads to Grand Canyon, Joshua Tree
Employees in dozens of park units are organizing to fight attempts by the Trump administration to downsize the agency.
www.bloomberg.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Scoop: Park Service staff at 24 parks and offices are petitioning to unionize. Federal employees at a dozen including Grand Canyon filed for an election today, following staff at a dozen others including Joshua Tree who recently did same www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
I was a Star Wars fan until I started reading and watching other sci fi
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I was a Star Wars fan until I started reading and watching other sci fi