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Weel
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Chronically online since 2008
Aaron Sorkin gonna bust
January 14, 2026 at 2:59 PM
The DC subreddit is actually the funniest subreddit out there.
January 14, 2026 at 2:35 PM
If you majored in business, I'm sorry but you should have picked liberal arts or something. It just makes way more sense.
The developers of PEAK explain pricing
January 12, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Did yall know snake case in all caps is called SCREAMING_SNAKE_CASE
January 10, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I’m three minutes into my first viewing of A Knight’s Tale. Is this fr?
January 3, 2026 at 2:19 AM
The Bible II
January 2, 2026 at 12:44 PM
This is the Midwest Expat experience according to my wife
Mom Wants To Know If You Could Use Grandma’s Antique, 12-Person Dining Room Table In Your Studio Apartment https://theonion.com/mom-wants-to-know-if-you-could-use-grandma-s-antique-1-1831765783/
January 2, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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Fuck it I don’t care anymore
January 1, 2026 at 7:01 AM
“Completed” Hades 2 last night and honestly, I think I’m going to just keep going until I fulfill ALL the objectives.
December 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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"people can still download your art from bsky and feed it into AI" if gamer behavior has taught me anything, just one extra button press is more than enough to annoy a MASSIVE amount of people into not making the effort
December 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Watched One Battle After Another and I’m inducting it into the “Villain steals the show” hall of fame.
December 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I don’t normally express distaste in music by calling something “bad”. I just assume something is not my cup of tea and there isn’t such thing as bad art.

But today I listened to the new Avenged Sevenfold single and I gotta admit that sometimes it’s difficult to stick to that personal policy.
December 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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oh my god, an actual dick sucking factory
LA, 1976.
December 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Something about Kaluah pisses me tf off!!!
December 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.

Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.

A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
LMAOOO but not for the other gigantic problem
December 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Computer hardware companies will never make software that makes any sense
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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that's my wholesaler 🫡
December 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
That best DC Council Member to run for Mayor is doing so: www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOBD...

She's the only DCC Member to call out the restaurant association's bullshit regarding I-82 as well as stand up for workers after liberal members decided to delay it despite voters passed it on the ballot.
The DC I know
YouTube video by Janeese for DC
www.youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
lol she sure did 💸💸💸💸💸💸
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Do you guys think she will like it
November 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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the literal only point to this is abject cruelty. I just can't get over how fucking disgusting it is
The US Department of Agriculture has ordered that "states must immediately undo any steps taken to issue full SNAP benefits for November 2025".
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM