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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring
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🔞Lizzy. 30+. StrangeBlueGlow on AO3. EdIzzy. Stede-Hostile. Izzy-loving Ed girlie.
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sticks m legy out real far
Wolf Ed and Doggy Izzy plushes laying in splayed out positions, Izzy with one leg straight up in the air
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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what fictional creature/villian traumatized you as a kid

THESE TWO UNRELATED BUT SIMILARLY TERRIBLE PURPLE FUCKERS
Gooey Gus from the Ghostwriter PBS series Ivan Ooze from the Power Rangers movie
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Like, all year, there's been a fair handful of nights where the northern lights were supposed to be really visible, and I ain't seen shit, and then tonight I step outside and THIS is going on in the damn sky.
photo of the northern lights
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Of all the OFMD ones I don't know how I haven't seen anyone do this one yet
"I have... love for you, Edward"
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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🎃
girlie in a halloween dress
October 31, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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And two years ago I wrote some extremely cute LuPete Halloween fluff for a fic exchange, should anyone want some lighter Halloween #OFMDFic fare.
LuPete. T. ~1.7k words. |🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/51265297
Of Halloween Costumes StrangeBlueGlow Summary: Pete sighs, heavily enough that it is audible through the door. “It’s bad luck to see me in costume before the party!” “Uh, Pete…” Lucius says, “I think that’s for brides on their wedding day, not couples at costume parties…”
October 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Want some sexier vampires for your Halloween fic reading enjoyment? Here's a classic from 2022.
#EdIzzy. M. ~1.2k. | 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/42217710
My Heartbeat is a Slow One StrangeBlueGlow Summary: “You need blood, Edward,” he says firmly, no question, no room for argument, even if he’s certain Edward would try to argue anyway if the vampire weren’t at the point that his fangs were slipping out at the sight of veins through pale skin.
October 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Happy Halloween! Have some lightly angsty vampire Ed + Izzy.
#EdIzzy. T. ~1k words. | 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/73447396
Like a Secret in Your Throat StrangeBlueGlow Summary: The thudding of Izzy’s heartbeat beneath Ed’s fingertips calls to Ed, and it is all he can do to focus on anything else.
October 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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I have had a day, so why not?
Send me a ship and I'll answer three questions based on if I ship it or not. Ship It 1 - What made you ship it? 2 - WHart are your favorite things about the ship? 3 - Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship? Don't Ship It 1 - Why don't you ship it? 2 - What would have made you like it? 3 - Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?
October 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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steddyhands
screenshot of jackbox game doominate final round "who unruined it?" with prompts with "your loved one coming home a day early while your side piece is stll there" and answers "and they want to double team you" and "they are the third in your polycule so its nice they are came home early"
October 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Cleaned up/expanded a snippet I wrote as a reply and tossed it on AO3 | EdIzzy. Explicit. ~800 words. | 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/73103046
Every Claim You Stake StrangeBlueGlow Summary: It takes a few attempts, words aborted in little whines and moans as Ed laves over the bite with his tongue and then focuses on sucking a mark high on Izzy's neck, where he'd have no hope of ever covering it up, but eventually Izzy speaks again. "We -fuck- we agreed, they can -fucking hell- look but not touch."
October 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Quick ficlet to wrap up the weekend for "sexual dysfunction" 'cause I've been thinking about GentleScribe again
“It’s alright,” Lucius assures, “You’ve been drinking. It happens all the time.” “Really?” Stede asks, still working at his flaccid cock intently, his strokes eased by spit as he tries to manage what Lucius’s mouth failed in bringing him to hardness. “You’ve… failed to perform?” Lucius reaches out to still Stede’s hand before he fruitlessly rubs himself raw as he looks up at him. “Me? Not personally, no, but my time will come, I’m sure. ” he replies. Stede doesn’t seem very soothed by the words. “Pete?” he questions. “Not with me yet, but I’m sure he has,” Lucius says, trying to scramble for the right thing to say, “But I’ve fucked a lot of guys other than Pete. Or, well, ultimately not fucked. Which is fine.” An anguished noise escapes from where Stede is biting his lip as it begins to tremble, and he attempts to pull his hand from Lucius’s grip to have another go at himself. “Hey,” Lucius says, pushing down increasing panic, “I’m serious, it’s fine, and if you really want to make it up to me, I was snooping in your wardrobe the other day and believe I saw something in there that would make a very good stand in for what’s failing you right now, and I am always willing to take care of you at another time. Okay?” Stede appears to think for a long moment, his expression going from upset to mildly offended to intrigued before finally before nodding. “Okay.”
October 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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ed, beautiful, sad
October 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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#OFMDWhoopsWeekend ficlet for "medical emergency" (Stede pulls a hamstring, he's fine) because I love a Stede Sex Incident
“Deeper!” Stede whines, rocking towards Lucius as the other man thrusts into him. Lucius huffs with exertion and gives Stede a look. “I'm sorry not all of us are hung like a fucking horse, Stede! I've only got six inches!” “And I don't believe you're using them to the best of your ability!” Stede counters, whining again as he bucks to meet Lucius’s thrust. Biting back another comment, Lucius slides his hand up Stede’s thigh and pushes it back, and then, when the next sound out of Stede’s mouth isn’t a grateful moan at the next thrust, he pushes harder. That does earn a sound from Stede, though not the one he wanted. What can best be described as a yowl of pain rips from Stede’s throat, and Lucius pulls away quickly, letting Stede’s leg drop. “Oh god, did I tweak your back?” Lucius asks. “Thigh,” Stede corrects, attempting to move his leg and hissing in pain as he does. Lucius takes his turn to touch Stede’s leg to help him move it, only to pull more pained sounds when he touches the back of Stede’s thigh. “Okay, yeah, we’re gonna have to get Roach to look at that…”
October 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Squeaking in under the wire with today's #OFMDWhoopsWeekend ficlet for "property damage"
John arches his back as Frenchie thrusts in again, and his eyes landing on the wall in front of him. Specifically, the crack in the wall forming where the knob of the headboard smacks into it as the bed shifts forward. Frenchie’s eyes land there as well when he notices John not pushing back into his thrust immediately. “Do we… want to do something about that?” he asks carefully. “We probably should,” John admits with a heavy sigh. “Or,” Frenchie suggests,”We can pretend that was already there?” John appears to consider it for a moment before shaking his head. “People are gonna have questions about why we didn’t complain about the hole in the wall, though…” Frenchie deflates a bit but nods in agreement, finally stepping away from proceedings so that John can get off the bed and they can move it further from the wall.
October 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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And I had to dip out from the #OFMDollsAutumn Costume Party early this morning, but Izzy and Ed were Adam and Eve (because leaves are easy to crochet)
Doggy Izzy and Wolf Ed plushes dressed as Adam and Eve with little crochet leaves covering their crotches, and two covering Ed (Eve's) chest. There's also a crochet pumpkin and a little ceramic jack-o'-lantern to the side for decoration.
October 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Make up #OFMDollsAutumn post for soup day. Finally made that chili
Doggy Izzy and Wolf Ed plushes posing in front of a bowl of chili topped with oyster crackers and shredded cheese and sour cream
October 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Today's #OFMDWhoopsWeekend ficlet for "interrupted in the act"
“LuciUS!” Stede squeaks, rounding the corner and finding his scribe already occupied with other matters, namely Pete, who is bent over a barrel and obviously very much enjoying himself, though he does take the time to raise a hand and give Stede a polite wave. Lucius pauses mid-thrust. “Yes, Captain?” “You don’t have to stop,” Pete murmurs, rocking back a little as to encourage Lucius to resume his movement, “I don’t mind.” “I think he does, though, babe,” Lucius says apologetically to both of them, giving Stede a bit of a forced smile and pulling out of Pete despite Pete’s whine of frustration. He tucks himself back into his trousers and gives Pete a fond tap on the ass before coming up to the doorway where Stede still stands, red-faced and wide-eyed. “What’d you need me for, Stede?” he asks when Stede doesn’t immediately respond. There’s a bit of flustered stammering from Stede before he finally turns and walks way, leaving Lucius to huff in annoyance at having to stop for no reason.
October 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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#OFMDollsAutumn - Ed is distraught by how little candy is left in the bowl, but also he and Izzy are dogs and can't have chocolate anyway. I snuck them some good stuff from the Halloween stash 'cause I felt bad.
Doggy Izzy and Wolf Ed plushes flanking a ghost-shaped candy bowl. There is one sad Hershey miniatures Krackle bar in there. Ed looks particularly sad. Doggy Izzy and Wolf Ed plushes sitting together, where are some little packages of Haribo gummies between them.
October 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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#OFMDollsAutumn And they've been told this little guy is a monster, but they think he's delightful.
Doggy Izzy and Wolf Ed plushes sitting next to a Gremlins Gizmo toy.
October 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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#OFMDollsAutumn Ed thinks Izzy might be a little too into the Executioner Shotgun Kin monster.
Doggy Izzy and Wolf Ed plushes sitting on a couch. Ed has his paw on Izzy as if to hold him back, and next to them is an Executioner Shotgun Kin from Enter the Gungeon
October 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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#OFMDollsAutumn Leaving the plants behind, Ed still isn't a big fan of these sea creatures either, even if only the Wildly Inaccurate Halloween Skeleton one really qualifies as a monster.
Doggy Izzy and Wolf Ed plushes sitting on a couch. To their left is a plush anglerfish toy, and to the right is an oil-slick colored Wildly Inaccurate Halloween Skeleton anglerfish and a plastic viperfish toy.
October 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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#OFMDollsAutumn Snakes AND Spiders? Maybe not monsters, but Ed still isn't a fan.
Doggy Izzy and Wolf Ed plushes sitting on a couch, with Ed cuddled up to Izzy. They are flanked on one side by snake plants, and on the other by spider plants.
October 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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#OFMDollsAutumn - October 16 - Monsters

Oh, it's "Monsters" not "Monstera"
Doggy Izzy and Wolf Ed plushes sitting on the edge of a large pot where an even larger monstera plant is growing.
October 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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#OFMDollsAutumn -

"Think the prompt was 'leaves' not 'leaf', Iz."
"Well, a leaf is what we've got, boss."
Doggy Izzy and Wolf Ed sitting in front of a crocheted fall leaf.
October 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM