Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring
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🔞Lizzy. 30+. StrangeBlueGlow on AO3. EdIzzy. Stede-Hostile. Izzy-loving Ed girlie.
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Reminder that this is an EdIzzy zone. They invented love, and we do not play otherwise on my posts, thanks 🙃
I have some Disney ornaments from my childhood, and they're a little delicate, not in a 'shatter when dropped' way but a 'attachment points fail' way, which leads to great sentences uttered like "Oh no, where are Daisy's legs? She has no legs, just holes." and "Mulan's hands popped off again. "
November 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I have some Disney ornaments from my childhood, and they're a little delicate, not in a 'shatter when dropped' way but a 'attachment points fail' way, which leads to great sentences uttered like "Oh no, where are Daisy's legs? She has no legs, just holes." and "Mulan's hands popped off again. "
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coming undone
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
coming undone
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edizzy lazily making out on the couch after dinner
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
edizzy lazily making out on the couch after dinner
the thing about stizzy is, regardless of my feelings on it, it is so incredibly real
still not over that this was their CANON progression and i'm supposed to what, *not* ship stizzy?? when they look at each other like that for real on my screen???
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
the thing about stizzy is, regardless of my feelings on it, it is so incredibly real
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November 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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i always forget how many ed stans there actually are w little to no interest in izzy…his little guy…
November 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
i always forget how many ed stans there actually are w little to no interest in izzy…his little guy…
Took a post-turkey nap and may have fucked up a lil 'cause I gotta be up at a reasonable hour tomorrow. (I usually hit the cute little local shops downtown on Saturday, but we are going to get some WEATHER Friday night and I have a thing or two I would like to pick up)
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Took a post-turkey nap and may have fucked up a lil 'cause I gotta be up at a reasonable hour tomorrow. (I usually hit the cute little local shops downtown on Saturday, but we are going to get some WEATHER Friday night and I have a thing or two I would like to pick up)
Set the smoke detector off
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Set the smoke detector off
Lrt that was wild, but tbh they have never shown a parade crowd go wild quite like folks did for the rayvon + shaggy performance a bit earlier
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Lrt that was wild, but tbh they have never shown a parade crowd go wild quite like folks did for the rayvon + shaggy performance a bit earlier
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100% the moment i lost it
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
100% the moment i lost it
Screaming at my mother to stay out of the kitchen, it is a biohazard (she has walked through the kitchen twice)
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Screaming at my mother to stay out of the kitchen, it is a biohazard (she has walked through the kitchen twice)
Figuring out how to sleep with new curlers in
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Figuring out how to sleep with new curlers in
got pumpkin in my hair 🙃
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
got pumpkin in my hair 🙃
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this is giving izzy trying to settle gb's arguments and making them both mad
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
this is giving izzy trying to settle gb's arguments and making them both mad
Good morning, it is snowing, the wind is crazy, I have two squash in the oven that will be a couple of pies by tonight, a pot of bones turning into stock, and I really ought to get up and start making the roux for tomorrow's gravy but I have no actual ambition to do that as of right now.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Good morning, it is snowing, the wind is crazy, I have two squash in the oven that will be a couple of pies by tonight, a pot of bones turning into stock, and I really ought to get up and start making the roux for tomorrow's gravy but I have no actual ambition to do that as of right now.
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EdIzzy sleeping facing away from each other as far apart as they can in bed because they're fighting, but they each have an arm twisted behind them to hold hands with each other because they get lonely and sad if they're not touching all night
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
EdIzzy sleeping facing away from each other as far apart as they can in bed because they're fighting, but they each have an arm twisted behind them to hold hands with each other because they get lonely and sad if they're not touching all night
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hungover first mate
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
hungover first mate
cleaning is done, i just need to salt the turkey and take a shower
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
cleaning is done, i just need to salt the turkey and take a shower
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"X pie is bad" tell it to Satan in hell you monster
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"X pie is bad" tell it to Satan in hell you monster
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it does suck a lot how s2 lowkey sidelined jim (along with like most of the core characters as individuals) after they had such a great focus on them in s1
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
it does suck a lot how s2 lowkey sidelined jim (along with like most of the core characters as individuals) after they had such a great focus on them in s1
Thinking about a better s02e06 where Ed listened to Izzy and stayed out on deck with the crew and drank and laughed and danced and maybe he kissed Izzy and maybe he didn't though he definitely thought about it, but he also didn't have any sex he regretted the next morning
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Thinking about a better s02e06 where Ed listened to Izzy and stayed out on deck with the crew and drank and laughed and danced and maybe he kissed Izzy and maybe he didn't though he definitely thought about it, but he also didn't have any sex he regretted the next morning
I have to get up and begin the Big Clean Before The Holidays but I do not want to get out of bed yet
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I have to get up and begin the Big Clean Before The Holidays but I do not want to get out of bed yet
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tealoranges 🥰
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
tealoranges 🥰