And it just keeps happening.

Oh Burger Burger were so good when we were in Mount Maunganui.

The internet is a very good metaphor for the rest of society in one specific way: things aren't bad because people are just stupid and lazy. Things are bad because a lot of people worked incredibly hard to make them this bad, because they gain some benefit from that.

🤘 Rock 'n' Roll

Guided by Vindictive Self-Righteousness.

While abusing the wait staff.

1/2 of the world wants to argue about whether or not rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic is "woke" while the other half say "Um could we improve the situation, somewhat". Meanwhile the captain and crew are drinking champagne and eating canapes in the dining hall.

Shine a torch up your own rear end Mr. Seymour. Then look up astro turfing. Then have a talk to any brown woman on the socials. You 1/2 wit.

Well, they are used to dealing with fascists and know how to impress them.

I always like those signs near roadworks that "Uneven Surface". There should be one of them every 50 metres or so beside NZ roads.

Described by his Dear Leader as "the great patriots at the FBI". Which is code for "hired goons".

Peters had to go schmooze Ferage in the UK and couldn't be seen to be going against the UKIP bloodlust.

Wow, O'Sullivan is so completely wrong it's like an "opposites" essay competition.

We only have to look at the "United" States.

If you see this post a bird 🐦.

Yes, they'll walk away about 10 seconds after the contract ends too.

I am as numb to the horror of this stupid country as anyone but this column is a new levels of shite. It underlines the attitude of this stupid country to protect the patriarchy to the death. WTF is wrong with HDPA? Besides terminal greed, of course.